Blink's Top 10 as to why cowbois aren't Cowboys.

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    Jan 16, 2009 8:23 PM GMT
    But first, a message from our sponsors!:

    ---- FROM Cowboiway Jan 16, 2009 at 1:32 PM
    noticed you have yourself listed in your own hot list..or at least that what it shows when I pull open your profile..so vain


    ---- FROM blinktwice4y Jan 16, 2009 at 12:40 PM
    hahaha

    cowBOI,

    so, most people see the irony of adding oneself to their own hotlist, im not surprised that you didn't catch on.

    1. have you any sense of humor at all? your photos are so misleading. the fact that the hotlist exists is hilariously vain and adding oneself to it shows that the entire idea of the hot list is vain to begin with.
    2. i am hot, so suck it, betch.
    3. did you read the text in my profile or did you just vainly look at my pictures? the text shows substance and thought.

    who is the vain one really?
    the homo who does not accept drag queens? or
    the homo who calls out hypocrisy when he sees it?


    ---- FROM Cowboiway

    First my screen name is one I used on another site. I have had it there several years. I took it because the spelling with the y was taken. I have kept it ever since so friend know its me without question.

    You have a vain, arrogant attitude which no matter hot good your body is amke you the one of the ugliest individuals I have ever meet. Not to mention I have 20years on you..let's see what you look like in 20 years? Bald, pot bellies and wrinkled from all the clubs and drag queens you went to see and get drugs from.

    And yeah I read your text and agree you are vain...last email I will accept from you..later you arrogant ass



    ---- FROM Blinktwice4y

    Hmm, so you are saying that I have a hot body?
    yay!

    I think you are pretty safe with no one stealing your pictures, I'm not sure there is a run in the guys pretending to be fake cowboys department.



    And now to our top 10!

    10. Cowboys are attractive.
    cowbois are fabulous.

    9 The number 1 google image search for cowboy
    CowboyOnHorse.jpg


    The number 1 google image search for cowboi
    207891426_773fe934b5.jpg

    8. Cowboys live in kansas city,
    cowbois live in kansas sthitty.

    7. A Cowboy refers to his spurs as the family silver
    A cowboi refers to his spurs as the family jewels.

    6. A Cowboy smells more like a horse than his horse does.
    A cowboi smells more like JLo than JLo does.

    5. Cowboys refer to saturday night as "bath night."
    cowbois refer to saturday night as "bath house" night.

    4. Cowboys: "Ah shit." cowbois: "Oh poo-poo!!"

    3. Cowboys are mean sons of bitches.. cowbois are mean bitches

    2. Cowboys go to rodeos to ride bulls.
    cowbois go to rodeos to ride studs.

    And the number one reason a Cowboy isnt a cowboi......

    Cowboys shoot their guns, cowbois get sprayed with semen by anonymous guys from craigslist



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    Jan 16, 2009 8:24 PM GMT
    oh snap!! icon_eek.gif
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    Jan 16, 2009 8:26 PM GMT
    blinktwice4y said3. did you read the text in my profile or did you just vainly look at my pictures? the text shows substance and thought.

    Don't know about anyone else but I just looked at your photos.. I mean, why bother with the rest, your just a piece of meat... with an incredibly hot hairy chest
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    Jan 16, 2009 8:27 PM GMT
    Haha now is it a spray from a six or nine shooter? icon_lol.gif
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    Jan 16, 2009 8:28 PM GMT
    lilTanker said
    blinktwice4y said3. did you read the text in my profile or did you just vainly look at my pictures? the text shows substance and thought.

    Don't know about anyone else but I just looked at your photos.. I mean, why bother with the rest, your just a piece of meat... with an incredibly hot hairy chest


    Tank.. it IS hot! icon_twisted.gif
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    Jan 16, 2009 8:40 PM GMT
    Cheeto+Looking+at+Popcorn.jpg

    Hmm....
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    Jan 16, 2009 8:51 PM GMT
    getfitrick saidHaha now is it a spray from a six or nine shooter? icon_lol.gif


    my guess is a 2 shooter.

    "mmm mmm, no he didnt"
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    Jan 16, 2009 9:15 PM GMT
    blink plays dirty, but ultimately pwns.
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    Please avoid direct confrontation with the subject, since it may lead to your humiliation and death.
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  • gsh1964

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    Jan 16, 2009 11:13 PM GMT
    I want to add one... can I ? can I please?

    Okay, gonna anyways.

    Cowboys ride mustangs
    Cowbois drive Ford Mustangs

    There is a reason why I say that.... just go with it.

    Got another:

    Cowboys actually work with cows
    Cowbois fag hags are cows.

    Great thread.... love it!
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    Jan 16, 2009 11:25 PM GMT
    leave the comedy to me. you're gonna hurt yourself icon_wink.gif
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    Jan 16, 2009 11:28 PM GMT
    I think I'm in love with Blinktwice4y!
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    Jan 16, 2009 11:52 PM GMT
    ROFL

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    Jan 17, 2009 12:06 AM GMT
    daystroom saidI think I'm in love with Blinktwice4y!


    i agree. total dreamboat.
    if i had a nickel for every time i heard "what? i said if he were taller"icon_evil.gif


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    Jan 17, 2009 12:22 AM GMT
    blinktwice4y said
    daystroom saidI think I'm in love with Blinktwice4y!


    i agree. total dreamboat.
    if i had a nickel for every time i heard "what? i said if he were taller"icon_evil.gif




    HOGWASH!! I luvs me some pocket-gays
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    Jan 17, 2009 2:45 AM GMT
    Hands off, I saw him first!! icon_twisted.gif
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    Jan 17, 2009 4:17 AM GMT
    i have corn stuck in between my teeth, and am out of floss.
    I also got my bunion scraped today, wanna smell?
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    Jan 17, 2009 4:49 AM GMT
    Sedative saidCheeto+Looking+at+Popcorn.jpg

    Hmm....


    Allow me.
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    Jan 17, 2009 6:47 AM GMT
    hockeynick79 saidHands off, I saw him first!! icon_twisted.gif


    it's true, he did see me first.
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    Jan 17, 2009 11:14 AM GMT
    +2 Interwebz Blink
  • metalxracr

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    Jan 17, 2009 7:46 PM GMT
    HAHAHA don't worry about him, he's very immature and takes himself to seriously!! He sent me some stupid messages before too!!

    He took offense to my dallas cowboys thread because I said cowboys are done. Oh well he can shove it.


    Also, wtf happened to lil tanker!?
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    Jan 17, 2009 8:15 PM GMT
    WHATicon_eek.gif! You can hotlist yourselficon_twisted.gif YEEEEEEEEHAW!!!
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    Jan 17, 2009 8:18 PM GMT
    Hahaha I just hotlisted myslef BWAHAHAHA!!! I tired buddy listing myself and Safari got blown away? I guess this much awesomeness friending itself was too much for the internet to handle.icon_lol.gif
  • metalxracr

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    Jan 17, 2009 8:18 PM GMT
    bakejenson saidWHATicon_eek.gif! You can hotlist yourselficon_twisted.gif


    I just hot listed myself too! hahah

    I think everyone should hot list themselves... after all... you can't love anyone if you don't love yourself first! icon_biggrin.gif
  • metalxracr

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    Jan 17, 2009 8:19 PM GMT
    Safari did the same thing to me!! Wtf is up with that shi?
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    Jan 17, 2009 8:30 PM GMT
    Muhahaha! I buddylisted myself. icon_lol.gif FireFox ftw!