Jan 17, 2009 3:50 PM GMT
I just had the worst subway ride ever. There was a crazy guy. He was making hand gestures on the car like he was shooting everyone and laughing about it. Did it to me and just smiled at me as he did it. Running up and down the train car yelling at everyone. He went up to this one guy and started yelling at him and touching him. When he asked him to stop he raised his hand like he was going to pummel the guy. Then he reached down his pants and I thought he was pulling out a gun. Instead he pulled out his penis and started laughing because everyone was freaked out. He got off at the stop I did and was walking 20 feet behind me. I just ran. Ran up the biggest escalator in the entire D.C metro system, ran into my building, up the 4 flights of steps and locked it. Holy crap. I seriously thought he was pulling out a gun when he pulled out his dick. Jesus.