Seals Discovered Having Sex w/ Penguins and 1 Was Killed

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    Nov 17, 2014 8:59 PM GMT

    All four known sexual incidents followed a common pattern. Each time a seal chased, captured and mounted the penguin. The seal then attempted copulation several times, lasting about five minutes each, with periods of rest in between.

    In three of the four recorded incidents the seal let the penguin go. But on one of the more recent occasions, the seal killed and ate the penguin after trying to mate with it.

    http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20141117-why-seals-have-sex-with-penguins

    The penguins are going to have to learn to run, scream, swim, and fight.
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    Nov 17, 2014 9:07 PM GMT
    Interspecies porn! Yay! icon_biggrin.gif
  • HottJoe

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    Nov 17, 2014 10:26 PM GMT
    I wanted to crack a joke about tail feathers getting ruffled, but those poor penguins really are getting violated and raped. It's disturbing and I'm not really sure what if anything can be done about it.icon_sad.gif
  • HottJoe

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    Nov 18, 2014 12:12 AM GMT
    southbeach1500 saidClearly a case of "seal privilege" at work here. icon_rolleyes.gif Seals have been oppressing penguins for far too long.

    You monster.icon_evil.gif
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    Nov 18, 2014 1:13 AM GMT
    seal.jpg
    CAPTURED!
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    Nov 18, 2014 2:17 AM GMT
    Scruffypup saidseal.jpg
    CAPTURED!


    lol

    i was thinking navy seals for a second... that works too.
  • FRE0

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    Nov 19, 2014 8:45 PM GMT
    Years ago, we used to read that only humans commit rape. Now we know that many animals do.
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    Nov 19, 2014 10:43 PM GMT
    I saw no rape. The penguin seemed to be enjoying it and his/her friends didn't seem awfully upset. For all we know the penguin asked for it. Looked consensual to me.
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    Nov 20, 2014 12:31 AM GMT
    YesAllPenguins
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    Nov 20, 2014 2:13 AM GMT
    It's not the seals fault!
    Did you see what those penguins were wearing? They're practically asking for it!!!
  • Rhi_Bran

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    Nov 21, 2014 3:31 AM GMT
    Eh. Chimps use frogs as fleshlights. Nature's weird everywhere.
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    Nov 21, 2014 4:46 AM GMT
    Ducks do it. Seals do it. Even dolphins with an urge do it. Let's do it. Let's fall in lust.
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    Nov 22, 2014 7:07 PM GMT
    That fat seal pounding the fit penguin wasn't a pleasent sight to watch. I feel for those penguins. icon_sad.gif
  • muscleboundfe...

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    Dec 01, 2014 5:41 AM GMT
    Scruffypup saidseal.jpg
    CAPTURED!


    He's a celebrity. He can rape, then eat whatever he wants.
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    Dec 01, 2014 2:30 PM GMT
    StephenOABC said... recorded incidents the seal let the penguin go. But on one of the more recent occasions, the seal ate the penguin after trying to mate with it...
    like the NFL
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    Dec 01, 2014 2:48 PM GMT
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  • muscleboundfe...

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    Dec 01, 2014 5:19 PM GMT
    DefensiveEnd saidtumblr_mea5jxB8301rcovvpo1_400.jpg


    Is it because the penguins weren't drugged first
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    Dec 10, 2014 12:27 PM GMT
    __morphic__ saidThat fat seal pounding the fit penguin wasn't a pleasent sight to watch. I feel for those penguins. icon_sad.gif


    I felt the same, the peguin clearly wasn't happy. I dislike seals now icon_cry.gif