What did one Tampon say to the other Tampon?

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    Nov 20, 2014 1:39 AM GMT
    Nothing. They're both stuck up bitches.
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    Nov 20, 2014 1:44 AM GMT
    What's the difference between a man and a snowstorm?















    Nothing. You never know how long it's going to last or how many inches you're going to get!
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    Nov 20, 2014 1:50 AM GMT
    ^ Living in Minnesota, tonight's forecast: something about eight inches and white stuff everywhere.
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    Nov 20, 2014 1:50 AM GMT
    An old Man and an old Woman are living in a nursing home.

    Old Man turns to Old Woman and says, " if you let Me have sex with you I'll give you 100 dollars."

    Old Woman thinks it over and says, "Sure, why not."

    They do their thing and when they are finished the Old Man says, "If I knew you were a virgin I would have paid 1,000 dollars."

    Old Lady looks him dead in the eye and says, " Hell, if I knew you had 1,000 dollars I would have pulled my pantyhose down..."

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    Nov 20, 2014 3:06 AM GMT
    "I'm gonna get so wasted at Gasparilla this year!"

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    Nov 20, 2014 2:15 PM GMT
    Hardware Store Humor
    How is a weatherproofer like a walrus?
    They both like a tight seal.
    Your momma's like a hardware store. Five cents a screw.