An old Man and an old Woman are living in a nursing home.
Old Man turns to Old Woman and says, " if you let Me have sex with you I'll give you 100 dollars."
Old Woman thinks it over and says, "Sure, why not."
They do their thing and when they are finished the Old Man says, "If I knew you were a virgin I would have paid 1,000 dollars."
Old Lady looks him dead in the eye and says, " Hell, if I knew you had 1,000 dollars I would have pulled my pantyhose down..."