Okay, this is a new one.

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    Jan 18, 2009 6:47 AM GMT
    so I recently found a website for uh... bear-ish guys(?) signed up, made a little profile hoping to find buddies/workout partners/people to talk to/ whatever.


    I've since received a plethora of messages, most of which are the regular "hey what's up" or "your hot" without the apostrophe e.

    this one definitely took me by surprise, but hey; at least he knows what he wants.

    Header: none

    Body:
    "how about can i sniff ur farts"


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    I don't really know how I should feel.
  • DCEric

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    Jan 18, 2009 3:50 PM GMT
    Well, if this guy is lucky, you feel gassy.

    /Did I win an Internet?
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    Jan 18, 2009 3:59 PM GMT
    Well, it IS a Bear'ish site you said.......
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    Jan 18, 2009 4:06 PM GMT
    Well, your realjock profile says you don't cheat on your girlfriend, so you should probably write something back to that effect (if you want to be polite about it).

    The upshot is this guy obviously knows what he wants and is up-front about it. Those are good qualities for a prospective internet hook-up. If you're not into his scene, no need to get uptight about it.

    (BTW - your profile name, if it is the same on the bear site, is quite suggestive of farts and such if you think about it...)
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    Jan 18, 2009 5:22 PM GMT
    I was friends with a sex worker in New York. She specialized in Dominance/Submission. Well to do gentlemen, who command respect and authority in the workplace, would pay her to humiliate them in ways that got them off. Once, she met with a prospective client to discuss what he wanted done to him. He produced a list of gassy foods and asked that she tie him down and fart in his face.

    She turned him down. But she did get a good story out of it.
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    Jan 18, 2009 5:41 PM GMT
    a1972guy saidWell, it IS a Bear'ish site you said.......
    yeah, but I didn't realize that entailed farting on/towards other people.

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