I Haz A Poem ...for a fellow RJ member in my area.

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    Jan 18, 2009 7:08 AM GMT
    *Inspired by a random encounter with him last Friday night at a popular beach bar in my city.

    "Dude, You're Pathetic"


    “Have I seen you from before?”
    Sounds clichéd, I know
    Good thing that was just a question
    Running inside my head repeatedly

    Oh, I remember you now!
    You’re from the gay website I’m subscribed to
    And I remember messaging you once or twice
    Not hearing back from you didn’t feel nice

    I thought that since you’re from my locality
    Corresponding with you would be easy

    Oh blimey! Oh blimey!
    How could I miss that part on your profile?
    A muscle god you’re just after
    No wonder you ignored me forever

    You looked stunning clad in black leather
    Taking advantage of this desert’s cold weather
    You also looked ridiculous checking out my straight mates
    Didn’t you wish you were in my shoes instead?

    Under the flood light you looked kinda haggard
    Far from your snapshot that melted my heart
    You must’ve had a grand time rejecting everyone
    As if all they ever wanted was to get in your pants

    Now look at you all alone in a crowded bar
    Clearly out of place from where you stand
    Just a beer in your hand with nothing to nibble
    How does it feel to be invisible?

    You would have met loads of interesting people
    If your attitude online was rather sociable
    Now you’re just getting too drunk as the bar got busy
    In your lonesome you obviously felt uneasy

    All of a sudden you decided to leave in a hurry
    I thought you’d make your way to your Harley
    Dude, you just looked so gay sneaking up on a taxi

    You’re better off being a snob online, I agree
    ‘Cos in real life, you’re devoid of personality
    And you’re quite pathetic
    To tell you frankly

    Well aren’t I glad you don’t know me
    As I felt compelled to share this story
    On this website for everybody


    ***Words by FBfugitive... still is. Meh.


    p.s. This person's handle will only be disclosed members of the RJ lounge on Facebook icon_twisted.gif
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    Jan 18, 2009 7:13 AM GMT
    tell me naow.
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    Jan 18, 2009 7:20 AM GMT
    Go to sleep, bitch. I can't log-in on Facebook at the office.
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    Jan 18, 2009 7:22 AM GMT
    pffffffffffft text me betch.
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    Jan 18, 2009 7:22 AM GMT
    oh wait, is this mr. "sucking dick loads" ?
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    Jan 18, 2009 7:34 AM GMT
    No... Fuck, I can't find his RJ profile anymore! hahahah!!!
    Will search later... I'm sure he's just lurking around here somewhere... change of a dress? icon_lol.gif