Gifts for the Man Who Has Everything

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    Dec 06, 2014 4:28 PM GMT
    http://vimeo.com/113531897
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    Dec 06, 2014 5:18 PM GMT
    That looks painful. icon_eek.gificon_eek.gif
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    Dec 06, 2014 5:48 PM GMT
    Sorry, I forget we can't embed videos anymore. Click on the new link above.
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    Dec 06, 2014 6:31 PM GMT
    It's creepy enough, giving women the power to ritually and literally emasculate a man before sex.

    But... why does he plug the power cord into his ass? And end up with a plastic bag over his head? icon_eek.gif
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    Dec 06, 2014 6:32 PM GMT
    mindgarden saidIt's creepy enough, giving women the power to ritually and literally emasculate a man before sex.

    But... why does he plug the power cord into his ass? And end up with a plastic bag over his head? icon_eek.gif



    Ya know....
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    Dec 06, 2014 6:34 PM GMT
    mindgarden saidIt's creepy enough, giving women the power to ritually and literally emasculate a man before sex.

    But... why does he plug the power cord into his ass? And end up with a plastic bag over his head? icon_eek.gif



    Maybe the heat is generated by fart power and when he realized he didn't have to fart, he just let it fall out and was so disappointed he decided to suffocate himself.
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    Dec 06, 2014 6:39 PM GMT
    I was already wincing at the rubber band. 42º C isn't a "scrotum warmer" it's a scrotum cooker.

    But the basic claim of making a man immediately infertile is false. A man still retains sperm in other genital structures besides the testes. That's why a man having a vasectomy isn't considered infertile until about 6 weeks after the surgery, when residual sperm outside the testes have either died or been expelled.

    I think this must be a joke video. With it's fractured English, and the comment about the Kevlar model possibly being bulletproof. Still, always intrigued by images of a guy playing with his balls.
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    Dec 07, 2014 10:06 PM GMT
    That was pretty funny =)

    His tumblr is well weird http://anonormale.tumblr.com/
    He seems to enjoy pissing things and ejaculating into other things.
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    Dec 08, 2014 1:26 AM GMT
    what the flying fuck?

    If I was to give a present to a boyfriend this would be it

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    Dec 08, 2014 1:54 AM GMT
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    For the difficult to buy for friend who has a foot fetish.
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    Dec 08, 2014 3:56 AM GMT
    David3K saidwhat the flying fuck?

    If I was to give a present to a boyfriend this would be it

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    That's so cruel and inhumane. icon_rolleyes.gificon_rolleyes.gif What if he gets an erection? That thing will choke him. icon_confused.gif
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    Dec 08, 2014 3:57 AM GMT
    That has got to be the creepiest thread of RJ. icon_confused.gif
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    Dec 08, 2014 4:34 AM GMT
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    Dec 08, 2014 5:34 AM GMT
    And here I was thinking it's a real product till the end of video...

    The guy's blog is full of.... strange things...
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    Dec 08, 2014 5:37 AM GMT
    It might be a "real product." I have a vague recollection of hearing of it before. Whether it actually "works" is another matter.
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    Dec 08, 2014 1:32 PM GMT
    what.the.fuck.
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    Dec 08, 2014 2:21 PM GMT
    mindgarden saidIt might be a "real product." I have a vague recollection of hearing of it before. Whether it actually "works" is another matter.



    I'm pretty sure it doesn't work. Although I'm sure some idiot will see it and order it thinking he can go fuck any woman he wants. I'm surprised they didn't try to claim it kills STD's also.
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    Dec 08, 2014 4:34 PM GMT
    polfsky said
    David3K saidwhat the flying fuck?

    If I was to give a present to a boyfriend this would be it

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    That's so cruel and inhumane. icon_rolleyes.gificon_rolleyes.gif What if he gets an erection? That thing will choke him. icon_confused.gif

    No its not cruel. That device will help the guy to have anal orgasms only making him a true bottom.
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    Dec 08, 2014 7:21 PM GMT
    When asked what to get someone who has everything, I say a storage unit.
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    Dec 08, 2014 8:06 PM GMT
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    mindgarden saidIt might be a "real product." I have a vague recollection of hearing of it before. Whether it actually "works" is another matter.



    I'm pretty sure it doesn't work. Although I'm sure some idiot will see it and order it thinking he can go fuck any woman he wants. I'm surprised they didn't try to claim it kills STD's also.


    If it is real, you can be sure that it was invented by - and sold mostly to - women. Gifts "for the boyfriend." Dominatrixes and wanna-be's.
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    Dec 08, 2014 11:51 PM GMT
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