Dec 12, 2014 8:20 AM GMT
Following in the sacred footsteps of Newt Gingrich and Rush Limbaugh, National Organization for Marriage is now pushing admitted adulterer and love-child daddy Chuck Norris as their latest traditional marriage spokesperson.
"...the great majority of [traditional marriage] advocates ... are American citizens who are following 5,000 years of human history and the belief of every major people and religion: Marriage is a sacred union between a man and a woman. Their pro-[marriage] votes weren't intended to deprive any group of its rights; they were safeguarding their honest convictions regarding the boundaries of marriage." -Chuck Norris