1. His uncanny ability to impersonate dead vaudeville stars.
2. Makes trashy, ripped underwear a fashion statement all His own.
3. Let's Me order lobster on Our dates.
4. Has a crotchless Santa suit.
5. Stabbed Me once but pointed out that the scar gave Me a sorta rugged look so it was ok.
6. Made Me take Him to a flea circus then got pouty when He realized it had nothing to do with seeing Anthony Kiedas in nothing but a sock...
7. He stopped wearing pajamas when He found out Santa can see Him when He is sleeping.
8. His idea of The Little Drummer Boy is Tommy Lee.
9. Skips the cookies and just leaves a bottle of Jack for Santa.
10. Doesn't really believe reindeer know how to fly but is VERY intrigued by the concept of eight strapping Bucks being tethered together in a harness.