Why is HottJoe so sexy?

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    Dec 12, 2014 11:28 PM GMT
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    His pictures make me blush


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    Dec 12, 2014 11:32 PM GMT
    Because of the Write a Story thread
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    Dec 12, 2014 11:37 PM GMT
    Hott, smart, and socially conscious. And Minnesotan. One of my favorites.icon_smile.gif
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    Dec 13, 2014 12:52 AM GMT
    His handsome face and nice beard. icon_redface.gif
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    Dec 13, 2014 1:13 AM GMT
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    Dec 13, 2014 1:14 AM GMT
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    Dec 13, 2014 4:55 PM GMT
    He for sure is a very handsome bloke icon_biggrin.gif
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    Dec 13, 2014 5:11 PM GMT
    The technical term for Joe is "bonergenic"
    You can't look at him without experiencing stiffness of the nether regions
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    Dec 13, 2014 5:16 PM GMT
    I'd split a spliff with him anytime. Not that I do those sorts of things anymore-but if I did...icon_twisted.gif
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    Dec 13, 2014 6:09 PM GMT
    IS he sexy!? IS he real! he needs to do a show on cam4 to be sure.
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    Dec 13, 2014 6:12 PM GMT

    He isn't all that sexy. However he loves to bump his gums and spit out the usual ultra leftist garbage. Since he lives in beautiful downtown Minneapolis and he has a motor mouth a more appropriate profile name would be MINNEAPOLISMOTORMOUTHicon_wink.gif
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    Dec 15, 2014 1:42 AM GMT
    roadbikeRob said
    He isn't all that sexy. However he loves to bump his gums and spit out the usual ultra leftist garbage. Since he lives in beautiful downtown Minneapolis and he has a motor mouth a more appropriate profile name would be MINNEAPOLISMOTORMOUTHicon_wink.gif
    shut up u wanker ! Hot joe is so handsome ! It's funny u comments on all his pictures! Hot joe is to damn sexy !
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    Dec 15, 2014 1:44 AM GMT
    HottJoe is sexy because I 10/10 would fuck
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    Dec 15, 2014 1:44 AM GMT
    He is?
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    Dec 15, 2014 1:50 AM GMT
    paulflexes saidHe is?
    he is stunning . That beard of his icon_lol.gif
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    Dec 15, 2014 3:11 AM GMT
    1. He had nipple implants put in by a top surgeon in Rio - the nipple capitol of the world.

    2. Serves breakfast wearing nothing but an apron with the words " taste the sausage" printed on it.

    3. Can take a drop of oil and make it last for eight days...

    4. Came up with the idea for The Mood Cock Ring but QVC turned it down.

    5. Takes role-play very seriously. But no matter what the scenario is INSISTS on being Little Bo Peep. It gives kind of an odd spin to the whole Army Physical fantasy...

    6. Is not only willing to pay in advance but will leave your change on the nightstand.

    7. Sings show tunes but with a gravelly, heavy metal voice.

    8. Often answers the door wearing nothing but a towel. On His head. He has a thing for turbans.

    9. He will drug a Guy, lift his wallet, steal his identity and destroy his credit. But He always presses his suit before he wakes up.

    10. Has catered Manscaping parties twice a month.
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    Dec 15, 2014 4:13 AM GMT
    "4. Came up with the idea for The Mood Cock Ring but QVC turned it down."

    I have 30 big boxes of them just sitting in my basement.icon_confused.gif

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    Dec 15, 2014 4:14 AM GMT
    "10. Has catered Manscaping parties twice a month."

    Mainly it was just an excuse to take off our clothes and get drunk.
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    Dec 15, 2014 4:31 AM GMT
    "5. Takes role-play very seriously. But no matter what the scenario is INSISTS on being Little Bo Peep. It gives kind of an odd spin to the whole Army Physical fantasy..."

    I only insisted that one time, and then that other time it was just because my three little pigs costume was at the dry cleaners.
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    Dec 15, 2014 4:44 AM GMT
    HottJoe said"4. Came up with the idea for The Mood Cock Ring but QVC turned it down."

    I have 30 big boxes of them just sitting in my basement.icon_confused.gif



    Kinda gives a whole new meaning to the concept of "Stocking Stuffer."
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    Dec 15, 2014 5:40 AM GMT
    Cash said
    HottJoe said"4. Came up with the idea for The Mood Cock Ring but QVC turned it down."

    I have 30 big boxes of them just sitting in my basement.icon_confused.gif



    Kinda gives a whole new meaning to the concept of "Stocking Stuffer."

    I did try using them as napkin rings at the catered manscaping parties. Those parties used to last all night...
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    Dec 15, 2014 6:14 AM GMT
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    HottJoe said"4. Came up with the idea for The Mood Cock Ring but QVC turned it down."

    I have 30 big boxes of them just sitting in my basement.icon_confused.gif



    Kinda gives a whole new meaning to the concept of "Stocking Stuffer."

    I did try using them as napkin rings at the catered manscaping parties. Those parties used to last all night...


    Or until the caterers begged for mercy...
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    Dec 16, 2014 5:49 PM GMT
    guido4life said
    paulflexes saidHe is?
    he is stunning . That beard of his icon_lol.gif
    You are stupid and blind for thinking that MinneapolisMotorMouth is so hot. His physique is average at best. His beard makes him look like one of them filthy, disheveled street people who love to beg for money.
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    Dec 16, 2014 6:01 PM GMT
    roadbikeRob said
    guido4life said
    paulflexes saidHe is?
    he is stunning . That beard of his icon_lol.gif
    You are stupid and blind for thinking that MinneapolisMotorMouth is so hot. His physique is average at best. His beard makes him look like one of them filthy, disheveled street people who love to beg for money.


    False.

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    Dec 23, 2014 11:19 PM GMT
    Cash said
    roadbikeRob said
    guido4life said
    paulflexes saidHe is?
    he is stunning . That beard of his icon_lol.gif
    You are stupid and blind for thinking that MinneapolisMotorMouth is so hot. His physique is average at best. His beard makes him look like one of them filthy, disheveled street people who love to beg for money.


    False.

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    It is the absolute truth. Joe looks like a derelict who inhabits downtown street corners.