xrichx saidFrom what I can tell, the only gay clothing brands are underwear.
Fashion used to be a gay male domain, but now straight men are just as into clothes and shoes. It's only a matter of time before they steal our underwear.
They can try!!
No one dares to steal a gay man's underwear, if he is wearing one.
Maybe a good reason to go commando.
"Your Andrew Christians or your life!"
"Don't shoot, man, I'm not wearing any."
"What ARE you wearing?"
"Nothing, man, I'm commando."
"Drop 'em, lemme see."
"Drop 'em, or you get a hole in 'em, right where your dick is. Hmmm... not bad. Here, write your number down, I'll call you when I get done with this shift. We'll have coffee, and I've got some nice Andrew Christians I can sell yah cheap, including some sexy jocks. A package like that could use some support."
"Yeah, OK. My name is Bill. Do you take plastic?"
"Cash only, and no returns. I'll call around 11. Bye."
"And pull your pants up. I don't want you arrested before I call."