Don't Jerk And Drive!

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    Dec 17, 2014 6:36 PM GMT
    No snickering! It's apparently an important issue in South Dakota. They're running out of tissues or something...

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    http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2014/12/south-dakota-yanks-dont-jerk-drive-campaign.html
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    Dec 17, 2014 7:09 PM GMT
    Why the hell those people made ad campaign like this... icon_eek.gif
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    Dec 17, 2014 7:15 PM GMT
    Ronar2 saidWhy the hell those people made ad campaign like this... icon_eek.gif


    Well, apparently the roads are getting slippery icon_rolleyes.gif




    You see, there is a huge boom in shale oil production back there, so thousands of men have gone there to work. But there isn't anything to do. And no women... So they go out for a drive. And these guys aren't familiar with the local customs. Mayhem ensues...
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    Dec 17, 2014 9:00 PM GMT
    What the hell are people supposed to do in a south dakota now?icon_confused.gif
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    Dec 17, 2014 9:10 PM GMT
    pazzy saidLMAO!!!!!!! they aren't lying when they say reality is stranger than fiction. what would possess them to do something like that??? who the fuck jerks and drives??? i understand if the car is on park BUT damn.. what are you going to jerk off to while the car's in motion?

    edit.... wait, they're not talking about masturbating. they're talking about driving in the snow... icon_eek.gif learned something new today. so driving in the snow is "jerking"? WTF?



    HaHa!! I was thinking the same thing. lmao
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    Dec 17, 2014 10:38 PM GMT
    Yeah that's the easiest way to get into an accident on slippery roads cuz people think that sharp turns will help them balance but I guess its just a panic reaction
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    Dec 17, 2014 10:58 PM GMT
    Come to think of it, my Dad was from South Dakota... He always drove like that Michael J. Fox character from The Frighteners:

    1. Floor the accelerator until you're about to run into something,
    2. Yank the wheel hard over.
    3. Go back to Step 1.
    4. Repeat until you arrive at your destination or the car otherwise stops.

    I pulled his car out of the ditch many times.

    (Also refused to wear a seatbelt because he somehow thought the car would end up underwater and he wouldn't be able to get out.)

    Really, I never dreamed that he'd die in bed. icon_confused.gif
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    Dec 17, 2014 11:47 PM GMT
    mindgarden saidNo snickering! It's apparently an important issue in South Dakota. They're running out of tissues or something...

    Who needs tissues? Just flick it out the window. Of course, up there it'd probably freeze before you got it off your hand.
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    Dec 17, 2014 11:53 PM GMT
    Well, what did you think that all those white streaks in the pictures were supposed to be...?
  • HottJoe

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    Dec 18, 2014 12:03 AM GMT
    mindgarden saidWell, what did you think that all those white streaks in the pictures were supposed to be...?

    Gives new meaning to the phrase, pure as the driven snow.
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    Dec 18, 2014 12:13 AM GMT
    pazzy saidLMAO!!!!!!! they aren't lying when they say reality is stranger than fiction. what would possess them to do something like that??? who the fuck jerks and drives??? i understand if the car is on park BUT damn.. what are you going to jerk off to while the car's in motion?

    edit.... wait, they're not talking about masturbating. they're talking about driving in the snow... icon_eek.gif learned something new today. so driving in the snow is "jerking"? WTF?


    Car on park? My car doesn't even have a Park. It's

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    Dec 18, 2014 1:46 AM GMT
    HottJoe saidWhat the hell are people supposed to do in a south dakota now?icon_confused.gif

    "If you have to jerk, pull over first."

    John Stuart's take:

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    Dec 18, 2014 2:13 AM GMT
    A very punny take by Matt Lieberman:


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    Dec 18, 2014 6:50 AM GMT
    Uhmm.....

    It seems fun on video... icon_eek.gif
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    Dec 19, 2014 8:45 PM GMT
    My first BF and I used to drive around and give each other blow jobs!