I met my lover in the oddest way. I decided to search for a lover and found a guy in the personal ads who seemed like a good match for me.
I called the contact number but because I was new to this, I gave only my first name and phone number.
When the guy listened to his calls, he thought I was a complete idiot because I said nothing about myself as he had in his ad. So he moved me to the bottom of the list.
He returned other calls but did not find a match. So he decided to call the "idiot" to see why I did not include more in my message.
He reached me on a Sunday afternoon and I explained that I didn't know that I was supposed to say something about myself. Anyway, we hit it off and talked for three hours. We took a break for dinner, then talked again for another four hours.
I guess he liked me because he invited me to dinner at his place on the following Tuesday.
We have been together for 18 years now and got legally married!