The eleven commandments of a true Bottom

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    Dec 20, 2014 2:36 AM GMT
    Searching the web found some crap that caught my attention, "The eleven commandments of a true bottom"

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    1- Always be prepared to fuck
    2- Provide all supplies required
    3 - Demand no help to open up, but do everything to get the top hard.
    4- Cum when, where, and how the top demands it.
    5 - Vocalize pleasure not pain and be silent when told.
    6 - The top controls the pace, the depth and the roughness.
    7 - Do not touch yourself.
    8 - Do as the top commands.
    9 - Anticipate a tops needs.
    10 - If you say you want it, expect it.
    11- It's all about the top.

    I agree with most points, specially 4, 7 and 8. Disagree with 3, 5 and 11, (I think its all about the bottom).

    What do you think?
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    Dec 20, 2014 2:42 AM GMT
    To the bottom of the ocean with this crap!
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    Dec 20, 2014 3:04 AM GMT
    I'd replace most of this with:

    "If you show up to fuck, be prepared to fuck."

    or

    "If you need time & supplies for prep, request them explicitly. Don't wait for the top to discover the mudslide." *

    And how about,
    "If you finish in two or three minutes, suck it up, er... I mean, "get over it," calm down, and be prepared to continue."

    *If I have to do it for you, expect some discipline.

    +1 on #10
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    Dec 20, 2014 3:07 AM GMT
    Ok David, we get it. You're a power bottom. No need to obsess over it. icon_rolleyes.gif
  • tj85016

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    Dec 20, 2014 3:27 AM GMT
    sharing your trade secrets david?
  • HottJoe

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    Dec 20, 2014 3:35 AM GMT
    David3k I agree with most points, specially 4, 7 and 8. Disagree with 3, 5 and 11, (I think its all about the bottom). 

    David knows how to make a man blushicon_redface.gif
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    Dec 20, 2014 5:16 AM GMT
    xrichx saidOk David, we get it. You're a power bottom. No need to obsess over it. icon_rolleyes.gif

    icon_lol.gif Imagine that. icon_lol.gif
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    Dec 20, 2014 8:57 AM GMT
    tj85016 saidsharing your trade secrets david?

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    David wants it bad.
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    Dec 20, 2014 10:47 AM GMT
    more like the 11 commandments of a BDSM bottom.

    or someone who's REALLY into submission.

    ever heard of the term power bottom?
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    Dec 20, 2014 10:57 AM GMT
    also whoever did those Moises tablets forgot that cleanliness is next to godliness.

    learning how to perform a good enema is prolly more important than some of those rules.

    unless you're into giving nasty chocolate-lookalike surprises to your partner. lol
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    Dec 20, 2014 1:25 PM GMT
    ^ That's included in rule #2
  • Destinharbor

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    Dec 20, 2014 2:47 PM GMT
    patito saidalso whoever did those Moises tablets forgot that cleanliness is next to godliness.

    learning how to perform a good enema is prolly more important than some of those rules.

    unless you're into giving nasty chocolate-lookalike surprises to your partner. lol

    Depends on the guy. Not all bottoms need to do any of that, in fact many don't at all. Some do but it is a disservice to gaydom to spread that myth.
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    Dec 20, 2014 2:54 PM GMT
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    Whoever wrote this not only got a lot of these wrong but forgot the most important thing of all. icon_confused.gif
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    Dec 20, 2014 4:00 PM GMT
    This thread is about TRUE bottoms that are or choose to be submissive. It doesnt mean all bottoms have to be like that.
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    Dec 20, 2014 4:31 PM GMT
    David3K said^ That's included in rule #2


    I thought that was about providing condoms, lube & other not so necessary equipment (toys etc)

    which for some reason I always thought it's something the top is expected to do, not the bottom. But that's ttly biased.
  • HottJoe

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    Dec 20, 2014 5:15 PM GMT
    I think the enema thing might scare some people off, haha. If you are in tune with your body, and clean yourself in the bath or shower then you probably don't need it.
  • HottJoe

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    Dec 20, 2014 5:20 PM GMT
    The funny thing is, is that no one who is gay is going to read these gross out stories and suddenly want a vagina. Talk about messy and sloppy, lol, jk.icon_lol.gif
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    Dec 20, 2014 8:03 PM GMT
    patito said
    David3K said^ That's included in rule #2


    I thought that was about providing condoms, lube & other not so necessary equipment (toys etc)

    which for some reason I always thought it's something the top is expected to do, not the bottom. But that's ttly biased.

    That 11 commandments pic was taken from a bareback/breeding website. Check the domain of the image.
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    Dec 20, 2014 9:37 PM GMT
    HottJoe saidI think the enema thing might scare some people off, haha. If you are in tune with your body, and clean yourself in the bath or shower then you probably don't need it.
    part of the problem for me getting a anal fissure was my frequent use of enema !
  • Inque

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    Dec 20, 2014 10:02 PM GMT
    This feels almost sexist.
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    Dec 20, 2014 10:27 PM GMT
    Inque saidThis feels almost sexist.

    OMG, the sky is falling---Charlene and I actually agree on something.
  • HottJoe

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    Dec 20, 2014 10:29 PM GMT
    Inque saidThis feels almost sexist.

    Straight acting is hot.icon_neutral.gif
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    Dec 20, 2014 10:44 PM GMT
    how fucking stupid! icon_rolleyes.gif
  • HndsmKansan

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    Dec 20, 2014 11:13 PM GMT
    Interesting.. sounds like an entry level BDSM process... LOL icon_smile.gif

    kidding, but it does focus on the dom/ submissive aspect.
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    Dec 20, 2014 11:38 PM GMT
    Bonaparts saidLike who gives a shit what David thinks

    Luckily, this isn't what David thinks.
    This is what David looks at, which is http://iblastinside.com/ - a site promoting bareback sex.