Fleshlight

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    Dec 22, 2014 8:56 PM GMT
    ...thinking of buying one. If you've used one, I'd love to hear about your experience, and any recommendations you've got.
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    Dec 23, 2014 6:45 AM GMT
    MuchMoreThanMuscle saidI'm currently on my second one.

    The first one I had was the ICE model which I think was discontinued because it broke down faster than the regular models. I kinda have to agree as over time I was not all that happy with it.

    I currently have that is a regular model and I enjoy it. Sometimes I stick it between a couple of pills so I can enjoy some hands free actions and pump away like I'm fucking. icon_twisted.gificon_twisted.gif

    fuck you, next time put a WARNING sign before sharing something like that again, you humping some pillows is an image I want to ERASE from my mind!
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    Dec 23, 2014 6:52 AM GMT
    They're great for people who don't have boyfriends or can't get a date.
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    Dec 23, 2014 6:53 AM GMT
    I dunno. These things seem like too much work, in terms of cleaning/maintenance. icon_confused.gif
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    Dec 23, 2014 7:05 AM GMT
    they sorta scare me… like clowns… i know i should like them, but I'm afraid!!! LOL
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    Dec 23, 2014 8:00 AM GMT
    MuchMoreThanMuscle said
    David3K said
    MuchMoreThanMuscle saidI'm currently on my second one.

    The first one I had was the ICE model which I think was discontinued because it broke down faster than the regular models. I kinda have to agree as over time I was not all that happy with it.

    I currently have that is a regular model and I enjoy it. Sometimes I stick it between a couple of pills so I can enjoy some hands free actions and pump away like I'm fucking. icon_twisted.gificon_twisted.gif


    fuck you, next time put a WARNING sign before sharing something like that again, you humping some pillows is an image I want to ERASE from my mind!


    When I do this, it's not about the pillows. I imagine myself fucking a very hot bottom that "I blast inside" of. icon_twisted.gificon_twisted.gif

    There's a famous quote from Shakespeare's "Hamlet":

    "Thou doth protest too much."

    Look up what it means if you don't already know. icon_lol.gificon_lol.gif

    Don't worry, David, you can fantasize all you want about me fucking your ass and blasting inside of you. It's no crime to have fantasies. And I fuck like a bull. Especially before I blast inside. icon_cool.gif

    But rest assured, it will never happen. You make me limp on all counts.


    Wow. I dont know whether to laugh at your guts for saying that or to go ahead and vomit - Im honestly in shock. What you just said is the nastiest thing I've read in a long time. so many things wrong with it and it all came from inside your head, you are simply sick.
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    Dec 23, 2014 12:19 PM GMT
    Radd saidThey're great for people who don't have boyfriends or can't get a date.


    I think part of having a healthy sex life is being willing to explore.

    I happened to see a video online yesterday, where a guy was using one and he seemed to be enjoying it a helluva lot, and I was impressed by the obvious intensity of his orgasm. Seeing that video prompted my post.

    Since he didn't detail his relationship status in the brief narrative that he posted with the video, it's impossible to test your premise on him.
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    Dec 23, 2014 12:40 PM GMT
    David3K said

    fuck you, next time put a WARNING sign before sharing something like that again, you humping some pillows is an image I want to ERASE from my mind!


    Seriously?? You ask for a warning about THAT? Geeze, you must be dainty. Grow a pair.icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Dec 23, 2014 3:08 PM GMT
    MuchMoreThanMuscle said
    David3K said

    Wow. I dont know whether to laugh at your guts for saying that or to go ahead and vomit - Im honestly in shock. What you just said is the nastiest thing I've read in a long time. so many things wrong with it and it all came from inside your head, you are simply sick.


    The OP asked for personal experiences regarding the Fleshlight. I provided one. If you're gonna get all girly and get your panties all wadded up over a topic like this then turn off your computer. Easy as pie.

    And I find it hard to believe what I type is the nastiest thing you've ever read, given your penchant for spending so much time on bareback stealth bareback breeding sites and STD fetish sites.

    Please stop following me around the threads and stop harassing me.

    First, youre a Muscle Mary on roids that waxes her body and became HIV+ from people blasting inside you. So stop trying to act tough it doesn't suit you.

    Second, be glad youre hiding behind the keyboard its the only reason you still keep yout teeth.
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    Dec 23, 2014 3:27 PM GMT
    Any chance this thread will get back on-topic, or is it now a lost cause?
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    Dec 23, 2014 6:19 PM GMT
    HOTVGLMASCNOFATSNOFEMS saidThey're great for people who don't have boyfriends or can't get a date.

    That would be me since I've chosen to be celibate.

    xrichx saidI dunno. These things seem like too much work, in terms of cleaning/maintenance. icon_confused.gif

    Considering how incredible it feels the extra work ends up being worth it.

    To answer the original poster's question, a good resource is the fleshlight forums, https://forums.fleshlight.com/forum.php. They only have forums on the straight web site not on the gay site (fleshjack). Another good resource is http://fleshassist.com.

    I've had 2 Ice fleshjacks and they've both developed tears after about a half a year or so so I can't recommend that one. It being clear is a novelty that quickly wears off.

    The ones with an aggressive texture can desensitize you so my next purchase was the Original which has no texture and has a wider internal diameter (20 mm). I was also interested in the wider diameter since I'm on the thicker side of the spectrum. It turns out to be great for edging and for alternating with a textured one during a session.

    My current favorite is the Bi-Hive, which is also wider inside (20 mm). I also have the Vortex (16-18 mm internal diameter) but I prefer the Bi-Hive.

    In the "queue" / on the wish list for future purchase (the numbers are from fleshassist):

    paradise; jean daniel: 0.6 - 0.8 inch, 15 - 20 mm, 6.5 tightness
    texas tornado; alexis texas; 5.66 tightness. highly rated on the forums.
    delight; dolph lambert: 0.8 inch, 20 mm, 3 tightness
    vigor; kris evans: 0.6 inch, 20 mm, 3 tightness
    untouched; cody cummings: 0.8 - 0.6 inch, 15 - 20 mm; 5.5 tightness

    Some textures are only available in the female version. I'll probably delay purchasing those for as long as possible.

    As you can guess, I spent several hours one day poring over the fleshassist site.
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    Dec 23, 2014 6:28 PM GMT
    xrichx saidI dunno. These things seem like too much work, in terms of cleaning/maintenance. icon_confused.gif

    They're also good for people who've developed a death grip, which was my original reason for buying one. Now I'd recommend them for everyone.
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    Dec 24, 2014 1:43 AM GMT
    MuchMoreThanMuscle said
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    Second, be glad youre hiding behind the keyboard its the only reason you still keep yout teeth.


    Says the coward with no balls he can't even show his face on this site.

    So you're saying you can kick my ass?

    You really do live in a fantasy world.



    I dont have to show my face, been there done that until I realized through shitty experience the risks of doing it in a gay forum. This is a site to talk anyways I dont need to fish for compliments.

    And of course I would kick your ass. We have the same height but Im 29 years old, in the prime of my life, with 12 years of heavy construction work on me against a 43 years old, HIV+, steroid user, do you really think you stand a chance against me?
    I would beat the crap out of you but don't worry I will stop, I will do it just enough until you realize what your place is, under my boot.
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    Dec 24, 2014 2:58 AM GMT
    xrichx saidI dunno. These things seem like too much work, in terms of cleaning/maintenance. icon_confused.gif

    Yeah, but think of the return on investment compared to, say, a humidifier or a Jaguar.

    Which attachment provides more stimulation, the anal or the vaginal?
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    Dec 24, 2014 3:00 AM GMT
    MuchMoreThanMuscle said
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    And of course I would kick your ass. We have the same height but Im 29 years old, in the prime of my life, with 12 years of heavy construction work on me against a 43 years old, HIV+, steroid user, do you really think you stand a chance against me?
    I would beat the crap out of you but don't worry I will stop, I will do it just enough until you realize what your place is, under my boot.

    By the way, you shouldn't make physical threats against a person on an American based website. Unlike the back alley slums of Uruguay crawling with discount hookers, drugs and gangs - we uphold certain standards.

    You may be twenty-nine but you whine like a twelve year old little bitch.


    Says the little girl that goes crying to admin Jeff everytime meany David says something mean to him, boo hoo! Grow some balls loser and stop complaining.


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    Dec 24, 2014 3:13 AM GMT
    Best to argue about masturbation tools in the adult sectionicon_rolleyes.gif.
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    Dec 24, 2014 3:18 AM GMT
    David3K said
    MuchMoreThanMuscle said
    David3K said

    Second, be glad youre hiding behind the keyboard its the only reason you still keep yout teeth.


    Says the coward with no balls he can't even show his face on this site.

    So you're saying you can kick my ass?

    You really do live in a fantasy world.



    I dont have to show my face, been there done that until I realized through shitty experience the risks of doing it in a gay forum. This is a site to talk anyways I dont need to fish for compliments.

    And of course I would kick your ass. We have the same height but Im 29 years old, in the prime of my life, with 12 years of heavy construction work on me against a 43 years old, HIV+, steroid user, do you really think you stand a chance against me?
    I would beat the crap out of you but don't worry I will stop, I will do it just enough until you realize what your place is, under my boot.


    Dude,
    When you DO talk or express yourself you don't need to be hateful, mean or condescending. We all have lives and situations that are not like yours. To each his own. You seem like you know how to navigate these forums, so why not with a little more CLASS! This is a gay web site so deal with it.
    Cheers!
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    Dec 24, 2014 3:34 AM GMT
    ^ This is my personality if you don't like it feel free to press the block button.
    PS: next time please don't write all in bold, its pretentious and aggressive.
    Cheers!
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    Dec 24, 2014 3:42 AM GMT
    They can be fun alone or with a partner, like using it on a guy while you are fucking him, synchronizing the strokes. Depending on how much suction is created, the noise can be distracting.
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    Dec 24, 2014 3:42 AM GMT
    HOTVGLMASCNOFATSNOFEMS saidThey're great for people who don't have boyfriends or can't get a date.


    Or two boyfriends can have fun with it together. icon_lol.gificon_lol.gif
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    Dec 24, 2014 3:48 AM GMT
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    Dec 24, 2014 3:48 AM GMT
    2bnaked said
    David3K said^ This is my personality if you don't like it feel free to press the block button.
    PS: next time please don't write all in bold, its pretentious and aggressive.
    Cheers!

    It's not pretentious or aggressive what so ever. I just wanted to make a point. I am not here to offend anyone ever. If the tool wasn't there I wouldn't use it.

    I don't pick fights and argue over meaningless things in general....like this.

    I guess I could say the same.

    If you don't like how I post block me to.

    In fact you don't really like many members here but you love to be overly critical. I guess that's a gay trait. I dunno....

    Happy Holidays where ever you are in the world.

    Dude, I have no idea who you are so I can't tell if I like your posts or not. All I know is your 1 post in which you attempted to call my attention by writing in bold letters, that's desperate and pretentious. If you don't see it that's your problem not mine. I hope you dont go yelling to people in real life.
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    Dec 24, 2014 3:56 AM GMT
    David3K said
    2bnaked said
    David3K said^ This is my personality if you don't like it feel free to press the block button.
    PS: next time please don't write all in bold, its pretentious and aggressive.
    Cheers!


    It's not pretentious or aggressive what so ever. ...

    Dude, I have no idea who you are so I can't tell if I like your posts or not. All I know is your 1 post in which you attempted to call my attention by writing it in bold letters, that's desperate and pretentious. If you don't see it that's your problem not mine, I hope you're not yelling to people in real life.



    Not yelling man. I am calling you out. That's why I highlighted my lettering.

    I can talk write normal to.

    So what do you say? Maybe be a little nicer on these gay pages and learn to treat others with a little more respect.

    If he made a comment about using a masturbation toy you should say have fun and be creative.

    You just dug in like a big old jealous drag queen and that was really uncalled for and RUDE!

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    Dec 24, 2014 4:07 AM GMT
    MuchMoreThanMuscle said
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    Says the little girl that goes crying to admin Jeff everytime meany David says something mean to him, boo hoo! Grow some balls loser and stop complaining.



    Oh, is that what Jeff told you?

    More than likey your own actions will get you banned from the site. Don't blame me for breaking realjock.com's TOS on an almost daily basis. You make that choice everyday. You're only still here because RJ's administration is very absent these days.


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    Dec 24, 2014 4:11 AM GMT
    MuchMoreThanMuscle said
    David3K said

    Says the little girl that goes crying to admin Jeff everytime meany David says something mean to him, boo hoo! Grow some balls loser and stop complaining.



    Oh, is that what Jeff told you?

    More than likey your own actions will get you banned from the site. Don't blame me for breaking realjock.com's TOS on an almost daily basis. You make that choice everyday.

    You're only still here because RJ's administration is very absent these days.


    Jeff wrote to me telling me as a chore that you directly wrote to him many times, my take is he's basically sick of your whining and insistence. He's not gonna ban me, he just wants you to stop whining. Also I dont break any TOS rules. Its funny you show no remorse when you advocate gays to bareback, yet you're super hurt when people call you out on it. Grow some balls and if you speak up then take the responsibility it comes with it.