Cum distance

  • GoodPup

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    Jan 20, 2009 12:28 AM GMT
    When you shoot... how far does it launch? I always have guys laugh cause its like a geyser. ha! Never measured it... but would guess about 5 or 6 feet, really thin stuff.
    Anyone else always have those huge shooters?
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    Jan 20, 2009 12:41 AM GMT
    the wall behind my bed, is testimony of my irritatingly powerful ejaculations...
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    Jan 20, 2009 1:49 AM GMT
    I have shot it in my eye before (not fun) than i was on a guy and told him to keep his head back. I was on his leg gearing up to release. He looked up and blasted him in his eye. It doesnt go 5 feet but i can make it go a good distance.
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    Jan 20, 2009 2:24 AM GMT
    gymguy1 saidI have shot it in my eye before (not fun) than i was on a guy and told him to keep his head back. I was on his leg gearing up to release. He looked up and blasted him in his eye. It doesnt go 5 feet but i can make it go a good distance.


    Done that a bit. Goddamn it's annoying, but I can't help but laugh and wish that I'd caught it on tape for some reason...
  • Timbales

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    Jan 20, 2009 2:25 AM GMT
    wow
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    Jan 20, 2009 4:37 AM GMT
    TheGuyNextDoor saidI think we've all shot over our shoulder before when really excited...
    On the average, I'm usually around the shoulder area or a nipple here and there... Plenty to retrieve and make good use of....icon_cool.gif


    I wish it was just when I get excited... every single time it launches. Dudes have asked me how long its been since I last did it. They laugh when I tell I jacked off earlier that day. I think it is gross but every time I shoot it gets good distance.
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    Jan 21, 2009 3:35 AM GMT
    I usually shoot on my wall next to where I lay down. One time I shot around four feet.
    I measured from my dick head to my wall; I measured from the top of the cum on my wall all the way down to the point level with my dick head. and did the pythagorean theorem.

    My wall is covered with cum drip stains. My mom asked once what it was and I told her I tripped and split coffee on the wall.


    One time the cum dripped down so fast that I couldn't catch it.... It went into the electrical outlet. NOT JOKE, I AM SO SERIUUS ABOUT THIS. Blue sparks appears and I smelled something likt burning flesh... I heard a pop and my home theater system, which was connected to the lower outlet plug, broke! I had to buy a whole new system!

    My best friend still makes fun of me today lol. Who would have though cumming would be so expensive?
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    Jan 21, 2009 4:04 AM GMT
    TheGuyNextDoor saidI think we've all shot over our shoulder before when really excited...
    On the average, I'm usually around the shoulder area or a nipple here and there... Plenty to retrieve and make good use of....icon_cool.gif


    mid chest is my record
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    Jan 21, 2009 6:59 AM GMT
    I used to be able to almost hit the ceiling from laying down in bed. I'd amaze the few people who saw it.

    I know there is an exercise for it. You need to exercise the muscle between your scrotum and the hole of your ass. Just contract and release. I think the more you ejaculate the weaker that muscle gets so it's good to exercise it.

  • Jan 27, 2009 3:19 PM GMT
    Wow. You guys are lucky. I shoot a decent load but never porn-star far. No sizzling electric outlets, fried appliances, or wounded headboards for me. icon_sad.gif