I usually shoot on my wall next to where I lay down. One time I shot around four feet.
I measured from my dick head to my wall; I measured from the top of the cum on my wall all the way down to the point level with my dick head. and did the pythagorean theorem.
My wall is covered with cum drip stains. My mom asked once what it was and I told her I tripped and split coffee on the wall.
One time the cum dripped down so fast that I couldn't catch it.... It went into the electrical outlet. NOT JOKE, I AM SO SERIUUS ABOUT THIS. Blue sparks appears and I smelled something likt burning flesh... I heard a pop and my home theater system, which was connected to the lower outlet plug, broke! I had to buy a whole new system!
My best friend still makes fun of me today lol. Who would have though cumming would be so expensive?