Guest bedrooms and jerking off

  • BlueSpruce

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    Dec 28, 2014 3:21 AM GMT
    How do you jerk off when staying with friends or family? I found myself placed in the kid's bedroom and, well, there was no way in hell I was going to do that there. After five days of total and complete abstinence, I turned into a teenager and the most ridiculous things would cause an erection.

    On the way home, I couldn't sleep. So I eventually got it done in the train bathroom in under three minutes.
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    Dec 28, 2014 3:26 AM GMT
    Nothing as vexing as finding dried cum in weird random spots in the guest room after the holidays.
  • Kairr

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    Dec 28, 2014 3:38 AM GMT
    Use the restroom, hello? :/
  • AMoonHawk

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    Dec 28, 2014 3:50 AM GMT
    What? No showers allowed? icon_neutral.gif
  • BlueSpruce

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    Dec 28, 2014 3:59 AM GMT
    I wouldn't want to dirty the tub! And what if Mother could hear!
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    Dec 28, 2014 4:10 AM GMT
    And if you like to watch porn while wanking, it would look very peculiar to be seen entering or leaving the bathroom with your laptop.
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    Dec 28, 2014 4:30 AM GMT
    I believe that is the exact purpose of "Grindr."
    "Go for a walk" for a couple of hours. icon_twisted.gif

    My guest room, of course, easily converts to a sex dungeon. icon_twisted.gificon_wink.gif
  • Orland23

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    Dec 28, 2014 11:55 AM GMT
    BlueSpruce saidI wouldn't want to dirty the tub! And what if Mother could hear!


    Take a shower after beating off or do it with the shower on, your mother would think you are taking a mere shower unless your in there for an houricon_lol.gificon_wink.gif.
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    Dec 28, 2014 1:38 PM GMT
    I found that the less I masturbate the less erections I get.

    also another effect would be that it takes me forever to cum.

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    Dec 28, 2014 1:40 PM GMT
    man up and do it already!

    and don't u dare to stop if your mother catches you.

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    Dec 28, 2014 3:55 PM GMT
    Lumpyoatmeal saidNothing as vexing as finding dried cum in weird random spots in the guest room after the holidays.


    This. Never spooge into the sheets, on the mirror, or such. Also, don't surf porn on your guest's wifi ESPECIALLY if they have kids. Mom and/or Dad may be monitoring for adult websites and that freaky video of the buff guy, the furry, the traffic cone, and the midget will elicit one of those "I know what you were watching and doing" kind of looks from your guest's face. You might not even be welcome back.

    Instead, consider the shower as a place of relief. Just don't moan in advance of, or scream during, your orgasm.
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    Dec 28, 2014 4:16 PM GMT
    As others have said - - use the guest room shower, but don't use up all their hot water - and no noise when you get to that optimum moment.

    Or, just blast your seed into yesterday's sock, or underwear, before putting it into a plastic bag with your other laundry - to be taken care of when you return home.

    One more bit of advice (from experience): If you're using somebody's guest room with your boyfriend, be sure to cover his mouth at that optimum moment, or shove his face into a pillow, so that his cries and moans can't be heard by your hosts. Last thing you want is a frantic knock at the guest room door, with your host saying, "Dear God in Heaven, is everything all right in there, honey? What on Earth is happening?"

    Lastly, be absolutely certain that door is locked. You don't want your host opening it to see what the matter is........only to see your hard-as-steel-cock plunging in and out of your boyfriend's ass, with his legs tucked way behind his ears.
  • Destinharbor

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    Dec 28, 2014 6:09 PM GMT
    Jockbod48 saidAs others have said - - use the guest room shower, but don't use up all their hot water - and no noise when you get to that optimum moment.

    Or, just blast your seed into yesterday's sock, or underwear, before putting it into a plastic bag with your other laundry - to be taken care of when you return home.

    One more bit of advice (from experience): If you're using somebody's guest room with your boyfriend, be sure to cover his mouth at that optimum moment, or shove his face into a pillow, so that his cries and moans can't be heard by your hosts. Last thing you want is a frantic knock at the guest room door, with your host saying, "Dear God in Heaven, is everything all right in there, honey? What on Earth is happening?"

    Lastly, be absolutely certain that door is locked. You don't want your host opening it to see what the matter is........only to see your hard-as-steel-cock plunging in and out of your boyfriend's ass, with his legs tucked way behind his ears.

    Yes. Silence is golden. My guy and I took a beach house one summer with a bunch of lesbian friends. I thought we were being quiet but apparently the walls were paper thin. We found out a bit later, having drinks around a beach fire, that they all found it so entertaining that they were huddled outside the room listening. Yikes! After that, we just made all the noise we usually do and pretty soon, they were hollering for us to keep it down! Which we did not.
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    Dec 28, 2014 9:34 PM GMT
    Jockbod48 said
    Lastly, be absolutely certain that door is locked.

    Well, that's the secret, isn't it? When I was a teenager (a bit off-topic) my parents didn't like me to lock my bedroom door. Mom would barge in without knocking, her motherly privilege, I presumed, and that caused some embarrassing incidents. Curiously my Dad never did that, always knocked first. I guess men just understand these things. icon_wink.gif

    Just as bad was that after I had cum, as a kid I would pass out almost instantly with the relaxation & release I would feel. My Mom walked in a few times, making me startle back awake, but in time to see me sprawled out on the bed, pants to my knees, my soft dick still in my hand. Oh, well... icon_redface.gif

    But as for not being able to wank when sleeping in a different place, my problems were a college dorm, and later enlisted barracks in the Army.

    My college roommate was always coming in without warning the first 2 weeks of the new semester, until I learned his schedule. Our room doors couldn't be locked. I had to be celibate 2 whole weeks, and when I finally managed the feat I almost drowned in my own cum, I think the greatest amount in my life until my first gay sex many years later.

    The Army enlisted barracks while in training were impossible. I tried jerking on my side under the sheets, but that didn't work well, with the flat bunk bed springs squeaking. Guys sleeping right next to me ruined my focus.

    Until one night I woke up around 3 AM to go pee, and ended up jerking off into a urinal while standing, first time I ever did that (nor had to). Also first time in nearly 3 weeks, I was really getting desperate. Later on I was able to wank sitting down in a closed toilet stall, even with guys coming into the latrine. I wondered how many other guys were also doing that.

    Something I couldn't do initially, until we were relocated into modern barracks that didn't have commodes without dividing partitions, all of us previously just sitting out in an open latrine, wiping our asses in full view next to each other. Basic Training 45 years ago was very... "basic". Our training Sergeants assured us it was preparing us for combat field living conditions.
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    Dec 29, 2014 7:56 PM GMT
    What you should not do to the mirrored closet doors in the guest bedroom.

    http://aries-paradiso.tumblr.com/post/106524834653
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    Dec 29, 2014 8:30 PM GMT
    My brother is visiting for New Year's. I have a one bedroom apartment. I made a simple rule- if you find a hookup go to his place.
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    Dec 30, 2014 5:41 PM GMT
    My motto :
    Never have sex at a friend's house ,or family member's house !
    If we need it so bad ,we can blow our load outside , if we have brought a friend or boyfriend along , spend some money and stay in a hotel for one night icon_smile.gif
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    Dec 30, 2014 5:42 PM GMT
    Wyndahoi saidMy brother is visiting for New Year's. I have a one bedroom apartment. I made a simple rule- if you find a hookup go to his place.


    I concur with you mate ...
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    Dec 30, 2014 11:10 PM GMT
    Remember to clean up after you're done.

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    Jan 05, 2015 9:18 AM GMT
    Lumpyoatmeal saidRemember to clean up after you're done.

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    OMG you guys can't wait until you get to your own places??
    Lol!

    Btw, LICK that mirror clean!
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    Jan 07, 2015 5:17 AM GMT
    Do not wear headphones.

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    Jan 07, 2015 10:08 AM GMT
    Lumpyoatmeal saidRemember to clean up after you're done.

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    One sexy Ginger !! icon_redface.gificon_redface.gif