Weird Dreams

  • Orland23

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    Dec 29, 2014 9:01 AM GMT
    What are the weirdest dream(s) you had? It could be funny, wacky, sensual, or just plain out of this world.

    A couple of weird dreams that I had are:

    I was riding with my father in Greenville, SC. I was on the westside of Greenville riding down Marion Road going to White Horse Road. This is not the weird part, the strange parts are listening to WTPT-FM. They were playing "A Decade Under the Influence" by Taking Back Sunday. The station doesn't play TBS or any "emo" band. The even stranger part is that Paris Mountain were twin granite peaks with a cable-stayed bridge in between them. By the looks of the twin peaks, there were no way for a road to reach the bridge without being passable to vehicles.

    Another strange dream I had is riding down Interstate 385, but I was in the car with the characters, from the television show Friends. Chandler was driving the car and seem like every minutes, somebody will walk in front of us, unwary of our car. One was a family with a Mother, Father, a small child, a teenager and a dog. They were walking on the interstate in front of the car. Nobody got hit in the dream but I ended up laughing because it was so sillyicon_lol.gif.
  • Hotgymguy22

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    Dec 29, 2014 10:25 PM GMT
    I think dreams are completely fascinating. Most of my dreams are really detailed and I remember at least one dream most times I wake up. Here is a dream that I had recently:

    I had a dream I was a bowling alley in Mobile, AL with my best friend and some random guy that went to elementary school with us. We were bowling and I went to find a different bowling ball. We were also wearing roller skates, so I skated to the bowling ball rack at the end of the alley and I found a set of car keys. I held them up and jiggled them to get people's attention and a girl recognized them so I skated over to her and gave her the keys. When I got back to bowl, I was going to bowl with the skates on, but I decided I would hurt myself so I took them off. My friend and I ended up leaving the bowling alley and drove to New Orleans. We ended up parking in a trailer park with 6 trailers in it. when I parked I ran over a bush with a yellow flower on it and my truck broke down (Remember this bush, it comes back later). We got out and walked to find help. The bush was literally a stick with a single yellow flower on it and no leaves.

    After a bit of walking I realize that my wallet had come up to the top of my pocket and almost fell out. I looked behind me and all of my credit cards had fallen out. So I walk back to collect my cards. I remember seeing my old bank card on the ground and thinking that it was an old card since my bank changed names. So I ended up finding all of my cards except my Blockbuster card. I was worried about my Blockbuster card even though they shut down and I didn’t use it when they were open, but I wanted my card!

    Eventually my friend and I end up going to this ‘haunted’ mansion in downtown New Orleans. It was a two story building, and was solid red with red doors and red curtains. We thought we were at the back of the building, and we were waiting at the door for them to let us in. While we were waiting some people walked up to the door and went right in and my friend and I just laughed at ourselves for waiting. So we go in and every table is a séance table with a crystal ball on each table. All tables had a red tablecloth on them and red chairs around them. So my friend and I go up to a table and she asks the crystal ball a question and gets an answer. Then it was time to go. I was like I didn’t get to ask my question!

    We end up leaving and I end up at the street in which I grew up. I stop at an elderly lady's house who was on her porch smoking a cigarette who has been dead for several years. I thought to myself that she was dead, but said I guess she isn’t. So I walk back to the house I grew up in and there are several people on the front porch. My mama was sitting on the porch swing and a couple neighbors and a couple of their friends were talking to her. The two friends of my neighbors came inside with me for a drink. They said something about the New Orleans trip because they were with me. I said "You weren't with me!" And they said "Yeah we were, here is a picture of us from dinner!" So they showed me a picture and then I did remember my friend and I having dinner with them! I go back outside on the porch and my mama is telling everyone about someone running over her bush (the bush that I ran over earlier) and held up a piece of wood with a the yellow flower on it. The neighbor decides he is going to save it for my mom, but he needed a really small container to put the flower stem in. He found this piece of plastic but said it wouldn’t work. So he went around looking for something that would work and came back with a pomegranate flower from our pomegrante tree. He bore out the middle of the pomegranate flower and placed this yellow flower in it, and gave it to me to plant. So I stuck it in a pot of dirt to plant it.

    Then I leave the house and drive on this road that had recently been struck by a tornado. A different friend is with me and I said “Wow, they have already rebuilt that gas station!” (it was destroyed by the tornado). We continue driving and I notice a car behind me that I understood to be someone grading my driving skills. So I’m making sure to do all the right speeds and everything. My friend started arguing with me about something and I was arguing back when I noticed I needed to make a right turn, but I hadn’t slowed down. So I took this turn at 41 mph. I was thinking to myself I was not going to get a good driving grade.

    Then I woke up.
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    Dec 29, 2014 10:37 PM GMT
    Are dreams ever not weird? Mine always seem to be. But I only remember them when I first wake up. After I get out of bed and start moving around they're gone.
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    Dec 29, 2014 10:41 PM GMT
    Dunno... Sometimes I think that I don't have "dreams," just holistic clouds of thoughts that sort of collapse into some kind of narrative in the instant of waking. And then even that fades, most of the time because it won't fit within four dimensions.

    The strangest dream that I can recall off hand, which may have recurred a few times, was a puberty-age dream that involved the cast and some plot elements of a particular episode of "Lost In Space," as well as host of school athletes from the surrounding area. Somehow it involved everyone getting turned into platinum statues, after which I had sex with Angela Cartwright, which somehow ended very badly. Then aliens were plugging everyone together to form some sort of space structure - think "The Matrix" except everyone got plugged in -to each other- by their genitals.

    Well, OK, I was a pretty weird kid. icon_redface.gif
  • HottJoe

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    Dec 29, 2014 10:44 PM GMT
    pazzy saidhad plenty of weird ones. oddly enough, i had a few weird ones starring real jock members... won't say any names BUT one dream involved me talking to two members who i never spoke to before on the phone on the phone while walking through new york.. another one involved an rj member who is a friend that i talk to off of here who i hadn't texted in awhile when i was rolling through his neck of the woods and got ticketed for stealing a police cruiser. coincidentally, he texted me later that day saying what's up though i was going to text him saying what's up. another one involved me chilling in some furniture/carpet store then getting a phone call from a rj member and his friend who he talks about asking me about do i want to do the rj member's boyfriend which i was going to say yes but somehow the phone reception got bad before i could respond. tried to recall the number but wasn't able to get back to him. it's who the people are that makes the dream interesting but i won't say any names even if they know me or i talked to them.

    I hope you dream about me sometime! It'll be fun.icon_wink.gif
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    Dec 30, 2014 2:09 AM GMT
    mindgarden saidDunno... Sometimes I think that I don't have "dreams," just holistic clouds of thoughts that sort of collapse into some kind of narrative in the instant of waking. And then even that fades, most of the time because it won't fit within four dimensions.

    The strangest dream that I can recall off hand, which may have recurred a few times, was a puberty-age dream that involved the cast and some plot elements of a particular episode of "Lost In Space," as well as host of school athletes from the surrounding area. Somehow it involved everyone getting turned into platinum statues, after which I had sex with Angela Cartwright, which somehow ended very badly. Then aliens were plugging everyone together to form some sort of space structure - think "The Matrix" except everyone got plugged in -to each other- by their genitals.

    Well, OK, I was a pretty weird kid. icon_redface.gif

    I can see why you still remember it.
  • Orland23

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    Dec 30, 2014 2:15 AM GMT
    pazzy said
    HottJoe said
    pazzy saidhad plenty of weird ones. oddly enough, i had a few weird ones starring real jock members... won't say any names BUT one dream involved me talking to two members who i never spoke to before on the phone on the phone while walking through new york.. another one involved an rj member who is a friend that i talk to off of here who i hadn't texted in awhile when i was rolling through his neck of the woods and got ticketed for stealing a police cruiser. coincidentally, he texted me later that day saying what's up though i was going to text him saying what's up. another one involved me chilling in some furniture/carpet store then getting a phone call from a rj member and his friend who he talks about asking me about do i want to do the rj member's boyfriend which i was going to say yes but somehow the phone reception got bad before i could respond. tried to recall the number but wasn't able to get back to him. it's who the people are that makes the dream interesting but i won't say any names even if they know me or i talked to them.

    I hope you dream about me sometime! It'll be fun.icon_wink.gif


    i think you were actually in one of my dreams last year.. icon_redface.gif can't recall it exactly but don't think it was anything sexual at all as i didn't see any clothes off surprisingly. icon_lol.gif there was another member too and it was at night. think it was during some situation running from somebody or some club or something.



    Speaking of dreaming about a person in a profile, I had a dream about a person on a profile. The profile is not on Real Jock but on a different site. The person has only one picture on the site. The person lives in the northern Chicago Suburbs. In the dream, he had many pictures but he looked so different in pictures, but I had met him. He look similar to his profile picture. He actually own a furniture store.

    The dream was weirdicon_confused.gif, it didn't flow smoothly, more like a tv sitcom.
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    Dec 30, 2014 3:51 AM GMT
    Lumpyoatmeal said
    mindgarden saidDunno... Sometimes I think that I don't have "dreams," just holistic clouds of thoughts that sort of collapse into some kind of narrative in the instant of waking. And then even that fades, most of the time because it won't fit within four dimensions.

    The strangest dream that I can recall off hand, which may have recurred a few times, was a puberty-age dream that involved the cast and some plot elements of a particular episode of "Lost In Space," as well as host of school athletes from the surrounding area. Somehow it involved everyone getting turned into platinum statues, after which I had sex with Angela Cartwright, which somehow ended very badly. Then aliens were plugging everyone together to form some sort of space structure - think "The Matrix" except everyone got plugged in -to each other- by their genitals.

    Well, OK, I was a pretty weird kid. icon_redface.gif

    I can see why you still remember it.


    Hah, I can remember people were walking around on my naked body. Because, I was like, part of the floor. Like a bit of human parquet. Oh, but in space. icon_lol.gif
  • kew1

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    Dec 30, 2014 10:57 AM GMT
    I can only ever remember those that end with me hiding naked behind a car. And that I had one in shades of brown, no other colours.
  • Hotgymguy22

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    Dec 30, 2014 1:49 PM GMT
    My other dream was probably too long to read and keep people's attention, so I'll give another dream I had when I was about 8...

    I dreamed I had a pot of food in my hands to feed our bulldogs outside while my mom was cooking dinner. When I went outside there was a cobra right at the end of the porch. I just stood there as to not make any sudden movements while the cobra raised up and extended its hood like they do for intimidation and for no reason it struck out and bit me. So it pissed me off and I bit it back on the lower jaw and killed it. Haha.
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    Dec 30, 2014 2:38 PM GMT
    Last night I dreamed about basically witnessing and surviving assassinations. It was mid July. My friends and I were at an associates house which seemed to be a manhattan upscale place with a pool(I'll call him host) for a few days while his parents were out. We decided to hit up a park in my former neighborhood to play soccer(football) which was weird because I lived in the projects in Brooklyn. My friends were ahead of me and I was walking with the hosts younger brother when I saw a guy pointing his gun at another guys head. He tells the man to get down to his knees and shoots him. No one but us witness this event and we start running to avoid him seeing us. Guys in a nearby building starts shooting at him but his backup comes and helps him kill them. They all see us but we already got into the crowded soccer field. I try to warn my friends who are oblivious but those guys are suddenly in soccer apparel rushing us to start the game. They act casual but subtly prevent anyone from leaving and I believe they were attempting to figure out which one of us witnessed their murder. The game ends and the first murderer strikes a convo with me. I dismiss him and start walking back towards the hosts house but he's following me. I was convinced that he knows I saw and I engage him lightly and stay in crowded areas. I try to shake Him but he doesn't budge. I start walking away from the hosts house knowing this confrontation couldn't be avoided. Once we had privacy he drew his gun at my head. I grabbed it and turned it on him. He told me he expected that and as I pull the trigger I realize it's empty at the same time he pulls out another gun and aims it at me but is shot by someone watching us across the street. I take his gun and rush back to the hosts house killing another guy on the way who recognized me. My friends are there and I them we gotta go and then I woke up lol
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    Dec 30, 2014 7:21 PM GMT
    Ever have memories about a place and you can't remember how or why you'd have been there and you wonder if it was a dream or if you were there but you just can't remember it fully?
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    Dec 30, 2014 8:50 PM GMT
    I just usually have a lot of sex dreams, some I don't remember but I wake up hard as hell thrusting my cock in my sheets like I was about to blow. But my latest weird dream involved my best friend's dad and his older brother. It was awkward but hot as fuck because afterwards he gave me a job in NYC and I became the next Donald Trump haha
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    Dec 30, 2014 9:10 PM GMT
    I usually only remember really disturbing dreams. They usually either involve a weapon of some kind, or something uncomfortably sexual. Probably says something about me, yeah?

    I remember a dream I had in highschool about being lost in a nondescript warehouse of some sort with a laughing child chasing me with a gun.

    Or getting it on with a female stalker I had who I found utterly repugnant in so many ways.
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    Dec 30, 2014 9:31 PM GMT
    AutumnalStride saidwith a laughing child chasing me with a gun.

    Yeah, whenever I'm being chased it's like I'm running through molasses or something thick that's making me run slow.
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    Dec 30, 2014 9:37 PM GMT
    Lumpyoatmeal said
    AutumnalStride saidwith a laughing child chasing me with a gun.

    Yeah, whenever I'm being chased it's like I'm running through molasses or something thick that's making me run slow.


    Duh. It's because the cat is laying on your feet.
  • Orland23

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    Dec 31, 2014 12:18 AM GMT
    Lumpyoatmeal said
    AutumnalStride saidwith a laughing child chasing me with a gun.

    Yeah, whenever I'm being chased it's like I'm running through molasses or something thick that's making me run slow.


    I had similar dreams, but without molasses. Some reason, I run in dreams, but even when I put 100% effort, I only can run at brisk walking pace and I need either to catch up to someone, or hide from danger, usually a bad storm or tornado.
  • metta

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    Dec 31, 2014 7:14 AM GMT
    I just look at dreams as being the defrag system for your brain.
  • Trevor_B

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    Dec 31, 2014 7:33 AM GMT
    I wonder if there'll ever be a way to decode any sort of meaning from dreams if there is any. I used to have a recurring sort of dream "concept?" The locations were always different, but there was always a compound of enemy soldiers and me and one of my siblings were standing out in the open flapping our arms as fast as we could to try and fly away. It was always a REALLY slow takeoff and I'd usually make it out in the nick of time, but my sibling would get captured. Then there would be a rescue mission of some sort to try and get them back...and I don't remember if those were ever successful...or if they even finished. icon_razz.gif

    My most recent dream that I actually remember was about a cult gathering and my roommate. It was sort of zen like with a bunch of candles lit and everyone dressed in long white robes out in this white/gray sand dessert sort of place. Then my roommate got up in front of all the people and started singing this sort of anthem, but it was pretty high and his voice started cracking...BAD; but he just kept singing and singing, and the song kept getting higher until he was just squawking at the top of his lungs...and then I woke up? icon_eek.gif
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    Jan 01, 2015 12:43 AM GMT
    Last night, I dreamt that I was a 46-year-old bitter, single queen, with nothing to show for my hard work. Then I woke up, looked in the mirror and realized it was all true. Then, I took a Xanax, and for the next 2 hours, everything was a-okay. LOL.
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    Jan 01, 2015 2:05 AM GMT
    Lat night i dreamt that i got hired to be the personal assistant for Chelsea Handler.. Turns out she is a fucking bitch to work for…bahahahaha….
  • Descamisado

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    Jan 01, 2015 7:40 AM GMT
    Dreamed I was in a large room full of people (cocktail party type reception) talking with Mamie Eisenhower. Ike was standing next to us talking with Lauren Bacall. Suddenly Mamie said "Oh, Hell!" and everybody in the room grew silent and turned around to look at us. Well, I didn't want people to think that Mamie Eisenhower had said such a thing, so I turned to Lauren Bacall and said "Leslie, you shouldn't say things like that." I immediately realized I had called her by the wrong name, and was mortified that while trying to shield Mamie, I had offended Lauren. (Though in the dream, la Bacall didn't seem very bothered.) It was only later that I found out that Lauren Bacall has a daughter named Leslie. Or did I subconsciously know that beforehand?
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    Jan 01, 2015 5:13 PM GMT
    Then their was the time I dreamt I was eating a marshmellow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.
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    Jan 01, 2015 10:51 PM GMT
    Lol I had so many weird and scandalous ones.

    - Lost in NYC for a bit, I was like 21/22 yo. Then this gangster group kidnapped me and tied me up in a dungeon and this one *gay leader guy tried to rape me or something. LOL, but he was cute so I let him. icon_redface.gif

    - I was a student in college. Forgot to turn in my papers or something. Then this **older male teacher had it out for me and made my life miserable. Eventually, I found out that he wanted to sleep with me. He eventually got his wish. icon_redface.gif

    - I was like falling in love with this guy. Then he likes someone else. Then I started to pull back my feelings and dated other dudes. Somehow someway, I was like tipsy and drunk and got to this gay orgy scene. Several guys tried to do it but this guy I liked earlier saw me at the orgy scene. He came down and took me away. Then we talked in a small room in the next morning. And he confessed that he loves me. LOL icon_eek.gif

    Why are all of my dreams involved sex/love??? icon_redface.gif