What did we get stuck in our rectums this year!

  • bakerbrand

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    Dec 29, 2014 10:51 PM GMT
    http://deadspin.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-this-year-1486766986

    Haha some of this is scary... Especially the stuff getting stuck in the penis.
    Can anybody relate?! icon_razz.gif
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    Dec 29, 2014 11:06 PM GMT
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    Dec 29, 2014 11:07 PM GMT
    Nope, everything came out again. As far as I can recall.

    Dang, maybe should have kept an inventory and checklist icon_confused.gif

    What kind of loser actually loses a cock ring in his girlfriends' snatch?

    "Pieces of broken vibrator" sounds like a fairly entertaining lawsuit waiting to happen...
  • HottJoe

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    Dec 29, 2014 11:15 PM GMT
    My friend's ex had to go to the emergency because he got a vibrator stuck up his ass while it was turned on. Apparently, the doctors told him that he might need surgery through the abdomen, but fortunately they were able to remove the object by opening him up with forceps and then pulling it out with their hands. My friend called the guy's parents to get his insurance info and everything. I can't even imagine getting that call.icon_neutral.gificon_lol.gif
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    Dec 29, 2014 11:19 PM GMT
    HottJoe saidMy friend's ex had to go to the emergency because he got a vibrator stuck up his ass while it was turned on. Apparently, the doctors told him that he might need surgery through the abdomen, but fortunately they were able to remove the object by opening him up with forceps and then pulling it out with their hands. My friend called the guy's parents to get his insurance info and everything. I can't even imagine getting that call.icon_neutral.gificon_lol.gif


    I can't even imagine giving the call!! Hahaicon_lol.gif
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    Dec 29, 2014 11:47 PM GMT
    Ur dad