US Vice President Dick Cheney pulled a muscle in his back while moving boxes.....

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    Jan 20, 2009 4:13 AM GMT
    WASHINGTON (AFP) – US Vice President Dick Cheney pulled a muscle in his back while moving boxes and will be in a wheelchair for Tuesday's historic inauguration of incoming president Barack Obama, the White House said.
    "Vice President Cheney pulled a muscle in his back today while moving boxes into his new house," White House spokeswoman Dana Perino said.
    "Under his physician's recommendation, the vice president will be in a wheelchair for the next couple of days, including for tomorrow's inauguration."

    well lets see...they must have been heavy boxes...he's moving them to his house...and he wouldn't let anyone else touch them ( I would think a man in his position could have someone move them for him...unless he didn't want anyone else to touch them...LOL ) .
    Gee...I would love to know what's in those boxes...wouldn't you !? LOL

    the rest of the story at this link
    http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20090120/pl_afp/uspoliticsinaugurationcheney
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    Jan 20, 2009 4:58 AM GMT
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  • Thirdbeach

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    Jan 20, 2009 5:01 AM GMT
    I guess he was too cheap to buy the pizza and beer for his friends so he had to move things himself.








    Oh wait, does he have any friends left after that hunting accident?
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    Jan 20, 2009 5:03 AM GMT
    I don't get it, don't they have white house movers? Nevertheless it could have been worse .. he could have been moving his shotguns icon_eek.gif
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    Jan 20, 2009 5:09 AM GMT
    Poor guy, his back was prolly already weakened from 8 years of dodging the facts. icon_razz.gif
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    Jan 20, 2009 5:13 AM GMT
    i would just LOVE to read all the papers that are in those boxes. LOL. Ya think he'll put them under his house? LOL.
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    Jan 20, 2009 5:14 AM GMT
    Strange... when I worked for the government, it was strictly forbidden to move your own boxes. That was a union job.

    (So, you left them out in the hallway for a few days while nothing happened, then moved them yourself after hours. Always leave a few decoy boxes full of trash for the union guys, in case they ever show up, so they don't file a grievance.)
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    Jan 20, 2009 5:14 AM GMT
    Good. Fuck him.
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    Jan 20, 2009 5:15 AM GMT
    That's what happens if you don't hit the gym regularly icon_razz.gif

    fatass
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    Jan 20, 2009 5:20 AM GMT
    hockeynick79 saidGood. Fuck him.


    That would be like fucking a meaner uglier version of Burgess Meredith as The Penguin. Photobucket
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    Jan 20, 2009 5:22 AM GMT
    mindgarden said, "Strange... when I worked for the government, it was strictly forbidden to move your own boxes. That was a union job.

    (So, you left them out in the hallway for a few days while nothing happened, then moved them yourself after hours. Always leave a few decoy boxes full of trash for the union guys, in case they ever show up, so they don't file a grievance.) "


    Ya gotta love the union worker attacks, especially when they come from nowhere. icon_sad.gif


    Flight 1549, the one that splashed into the Hudson, was flown by a union worker, crewed by union workers and rescued by union workers. Coincidentally, the geese weren't union workers.
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    Jan 20, 2009 5:28 AM GMT
    mindgarden saidStrange... when I worked for the government, it was strictly forbidden to move your own boxes. That was a union job...

    Yes, but Cheney has declared himself a fourth branch of the US government, being neither in the Executive nor the Legislative branches, and certainly not in the Judiciary. So that laws governing those branches don't apply to him.

    Perhaps compliance with union agreements is another of those areas where he's exempt from what the rest of the government must do.
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    Jan 20, 2009 5:36 AM GMT
    i just wanna know what's in those damn boxes !!!!

    LOL !!!

    You KNOW it's got to be something he REALLY, REALLLLLY didn't want anyone else touching. And the kind of guy he is....it had to be something pretty incriminating I'll bet. I mean...in his health? In his position?...please....he REALLY didn't want anyone else having any sort of access to those damn boxes...and I want to know what's in them !!!
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    Jan 20, 2009 5:39 AM GMT
    I REALLY want the boxes to contain his gay porn collection. Maybe a drag outfit willed to him by the late J. Edgar Hoover? Is that too much to ask?
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    Jan 20, 2009 5:40 AM GMT
    Attack? That was just a statement of fact.
    The other job those guys do is shortstopping the Postal, Fedex, and UPS guys (who would otherwise deliver directly, at no extra charge) adding a two week delay. Your tax dollars not at work.

    Anyway, with any luck, maybe somebody slipped a few extra bricks into Cheney's boxes.
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    Jan 20, 2009 5:40 AM GMT
    Red_Vespa saidI REALLY want the boxes to contain his gay porn collection. Is that too much to ask?


    ABSOLUTELY!!
  • joeindallas

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    Jan 20, 2009 6:19 AM GMT
    Damn he found the WMD finally. Yeah liek he lifts boxes, every body knows Lord Varth can move thinks with the FORCE
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    Jan 20, 2009 9:36 AM GMT
    Make him move more boxes
  • Koaa2

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    Jan 20, 2009 1:20 PM GMT
    Probably was the box full of all those meeting minutes with the Oil executives trying to come up with the new Environmental Policy!

  • Jan 20, 2009 1:29 PM GMT
    Cheney will be attending the inaugral in a wheel chair.
    It would be cool if to roll him into the Potomac River.
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    Jan 20, 2009 3:51 PM GMT
    In his wheelchair, Cheney looks like the evil Mr. Potter from "It's a Wonderful Life."
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    Jan 20, 2009 4:01 PM GMT
    allgoodinhwood saidIn his wheelchair, Cheney looks like the evil Mr. Potter from "It's a Wonderful Life."

    OMG, that's a great parallel! I just saw that during the Inauguration coverage on TV.
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    Jan 20, 2009 4:03 PM GMT
    Looks like karma is kickin' in already!
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    Jan 22, 2009 4:05 AM GMT
    Where's Bette Davis when you need her?