Electric bidet seats - have you used one?

• BlueSpruce
  
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  Jan 07, 2015 3:25 AM GMT

  I read about electronic Japanese toilets nearly 20 years ago. Finally, I see these are available for purchase in North America! I'm so excited!
  
  Has anyone used one? Is it worth paying extra for the air dry function or deodorizer functions? How about the "enema" spray?
  
  http://www.homedepot.ca/product/white-round-heated-bidet-toilet-seat-s1000/983631
  
  
  
  

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• BlueSpruce
  
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  Jan 09, 2015 12:47 AM GMT

  I finally ordered the BB-600! It was on sale half price at $325. The only concern I have is that the air dry function won't be robust enough. It arrives tomorrow!
  
  

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  Jan 09, 2015 1:18 AM GMT

  I've used a Toto version that's been on the market for years and does all of these features. It's a pretty wild feeling your first time around having warm water hit your target, spot on!
  It's is pretty amazing though. Not sure why you'd want the wide spray feature unless you had some serious problems...

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  Jan 09, 2015 1:40 AM GMT

  
  Meanwhile in Africa......

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• BlueSpruce
  
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  Jan 09, 2015 1:50 AM GMT

  TheGuyNextDoor saidIt's a pretty wild feeling your first time around having warm water hit your target, spot on!

  
  
  Some people film the experience and post it on Youtube, like this cute young lad who seemed to enjoy it!:
  
  

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  Jan 09, 2015 10:30 PM GMT

  Kohler washlets were available in 2003, if not earlier.
  
  When I gut-renovated my new apartment then I had an electric outlet installed on the wall by the back of my Toto toilet (then the top brand compatible with those "electric bidet seats"). Flipped the apartment before I flipped the switch, so to speak, so I never had a chance to try it.
  
  

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  Jan 10, 2015 2:53 AM GMT

  So many moving parts. Seems like a lot to break down. And I'm sure there aren't many qualified repairmen who would know how to fix such a thing. Can you imagine calling Joe the plumber over when this thing breaks down? Not to mention that plastic remote seems like a fecal magnet!

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  Jan 10, 2015 3:03 AM GMT

  This is the only kind of bidet I know, never use it though (only girls use it, to wash their vaginas)
  
  

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  Jan 10, 2015 3:36 AM GMT

  I've been using a bidet for a while now. I like feeling clean down there.

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  Jan 10, 2015 3:37 AM GMT

  tyrjammer saidI've been using a bidet for a while now. I like feeling clean down there.

  
  
  Plus it's nice to have a water fountain in the bathroom in case you get thirsty.

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• BlueSpruce
  
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  Jan 10, 2015 4:00 AM GMT

  It doesn't fit my toilet bowl. I read the measuremnt diagram wrong. I'm dumb.

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  Jan 10, 2015 4:47 AM GMT

  Is that for those who have trouble reaching and cleaning their ass .... I don't get it, isn't it faster to just wipe your ass with toilet paper

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  Jan 10, 2015 4:47 AM GMT

  Radd said

  tyrjammer saidI've been using a bidet for a while now. I like feeling clean down there.

  
  
  Plus it's nice to have a water fountain in the bathroom in case you get thirsty.

  
  
  YUCK!
  
  

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  AMoonHawk saidIs that for those who have trouble reaching and cleaning their ass .... I don't get it, isn't it faster to just wipe your ass with toilet paper

  
  
  Also when you use a bidet your ass gets all wet so when you whip it afterwards the paper gets all damp bidets are totally useless except for girls, it comes very handy to them, actually how do women in USA prepare their pussies clean before sex???

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  Jan 10, 2015 4:54 AM GMT

  David3K said

  AMoonHawk saidIs that for those who have trouble reaching and cleaning their ass .... I don't get it, isn't it faster to just wipe your ass with toilet paper

  
  
  Also when you use a bidet your ass gets all wet so when you whip it afterwards the paper gets all damp bidets are totally useless except for girls, it comes very handy to them, actually how do women in USA prepare their pussies clean before sex???

  
  
  I dunno.....ask "Hott"Joe.

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  Jan 10, 2015 8:54 PM GMT

  David3K saidbidets are totally useless except for girls, it comes very handy to them

  
  
  That's not necessarily true. I have a particularly hairy ass, and some times paper alone isn't enough to get the job done. It's annoying having to wet paper and scrub until I don't see brown no more.
  
  Also, even with wetting toilet paper, some of it can be missed. I HATE picking apart poo-clumped ass hair during a morning shower.
  
  And then there's "skid marks". That word wouldn't exist in our language if guys used bidets. I can guarantee you that there's a lot of men out there right now walking around with disgusting poo-smeared inner ass cheeks.

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  Jan 10, 2015 10:16 PM GMT

  BlueSpruce said

  David3K saidbidets are totally useless except for girls, it comes very handy to them

  
  
  That's not necessarily true. I have a particularly hairy ass, and some times paper alone isn't enough to get the job done. It's annoying having to wet paper and scrub until I don't see brown no more.
  
  Also, even with wetting toilet paper, some of it can be missed. I HATE picking apart poo-clumped ass hair during a morning shower.
  
  And then there's "skid marks". That word wouldn't exist in our language if guys used bidets. I can guarantee you that there's a lot of men out there right now walking around with disgusting poo-smeared inner ass cheeks.

  
  
  Thanks for ruining my hairy ass fetish.

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