Oddest thing someone said during sex.

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    Jan 12, 2015 6:01 PM GMT
    What's the oddest thing anyone has ever said during sex.icon_eek.gif

    I remember a girl I use to know would suck me and let me do her doggie , she didn't want to get pregnant so she took it anally
    Well , this one time while I was doing her doggie she blurts out.."Your dick is bigger then my brothers".
    Sorry to say I never saw her sexually after that.
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    Jan 12, 2015 6:50 PM GMT
    gwms said
    ."Your dick is nigger then my brothers".
    Sorry to say I never saw her sexually after that.

    I presume that's a typo and you meant to say "bigger". The "n" and "b" keys are next to each other on a Western qwerty keyboard.

    So after you dumped her, did you start seeing her brother?
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    Jan 12, 2015 7:10 PM GMT
    I was also doing a guy doggie, first time we had sex, and he started SCREAMING that he loved me! And between screams saying that I should move in with him tomorrow, even began to describe where my computer could go, how I could rent a U-Haul, etc, etc. All the while I'm still screwing his ass!

    U-Haul? What did he think I was, a lesbian? Needless to say I started to go soft real fast, so I faked an orgasm and pulled out. Then went into the bathroom to flush the condom and clean the lube, being careful to conceal that the condom was dry inside. Then I suggested he do a quick clean-up himself.

    While he was in the bathroom I threw my clothes on, and was almost out the front door when he saw me. I lied that I had forgotten an important previous dinner engagement, and was running late.

    I sprinted to my motorcycle parked at the curb, and literally leapt onto the saddle like a scene from a cowboy movie, and hightailed it out of town. All the while he's standing naked at the front door, calling after me. Never had contact with him again.
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    Jan 12, 2015 7:13 PM GMT
    "You have change of a 10, right?"

    MAN was I red in the face. I had just done laundry and used up all My quarters...
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    Jan 12, 2015 7:36 PM GMT
    Him: (ankles on my shoulders as i'm topping) oh yeah, Bert... Fuck me... Fuck me hard, Bert...
    Me: my name's Jon....
    Him: call me "Ernie" and fuck me hard, Bert...
    Me: wait... Like from Sesame Street?!?
    Him: yes yes... Oh my god fuck me Bert...
    Me: (boner lost)
  • TheBaise

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    Jan 13, 2015 12:06 AM GMT
    Dude was a complete tool / shouting 'n crying Oh My God! Oooooooh! Oh My God! / over 'n over in a shrill high pitched voice / not like his deeeeeeep normal voice / while bottoming
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    Jan 13, 2015 12:07 AM GMT
    it was a girl in the middle of it she said "thats how daddy liked it" (implying she had had sex with her father before).
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    Jan 13, 2015 12:07 AM GMT
    JonSpringon saidHim: (ankles on my shoulders as i'm topping) oh yeah, Bert... Fuck me... Fuck me hard, Bert...
    Me: my name's Jon....
    Him: call me "Ernie" and fuck me hard, Bert...
    Me: wait... Like from Sesame Street?!?
    Him: yes yes... Oh my god fuck me Bert...
    Me: (boner lost)


    hahahah
  • AMoonHawk

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    Jan 13, 2015 12:22 AM GMT
    He kept saying, "you like it like that, you dirty whore, don't you? You like daddy's big dick, don't you?" .... I was like, "ugh, hurry up and cum, I want to go shower" icon_evil.gif
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    Jan 13, 2015 12:44 AM GMT
    Art_Deco said
    gwms said
    ."Your dick is nigger then my brothers".
    Sorry to say I never saw her sexually after that.

    I presume that's a typo and you meant to say "bigger". The "n" and "b" keys are next to each other on a Western qwerty keyboard.

    So after you dumped her, did you start seeing her brother?



    Thanks for pointing that out Art deco ,missed it before posting.

    Yeah , her bro Joshua began talking to me in school ,and we hooked up one day.
    Needless to say we enjoyed doing oral and anal to each other twice a week we'd hook up.
    Back then it done bare back and what a time we had.
  • Tig3r

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    Jan 13, 2015 1:04 AM GMT
    The oddest thing someone has ever said during sex was
    "This car looks bigger on the outside."
    We were in the back seat of my Honda lol
  • Noeton

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    Jan 20, 2015 11:43 PM GMT
    "I love you." When they only just met me for the first time.
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    Jan 20, 2015 11:55 PM GMT
    I called this guy Jason when his name is Jacob. He was like `Who's Jason?? Lolicon_redface.gificon_redface.gif
  • Pete36

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    Jan 21, 2015 1:54 AM GMT
    while fucking my BF he says....hurry Steve your brother will be home soon.....Steve is my younger brother
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    Jan 21, 2015 2:40 AM GMT
    Pete36 saidwhile fucking my BF he says....hurry Steve your brother will be home soon.....Steve is my younger brother

    I think that needs a comma; was it "Hurry Steve, your brother will be home soon" or "Hurry, Steve your brother will be home soon"? I'm guessing you meant the former.
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    Jan 21, 2015 2:49 AM GMT
    Pete36 saidwhile fucking my BF he says....hurry Steve your brother will be home soon.....Steve is my younger brother


    Did your BF had sex with your brother as well and he got confused who he was with at that time?
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    Jan 21, 2015 4:12 AM GMT
    JonSpringon saidHim: (ankles on my shoulders as i'm topping) oh yeah, Bert... Fuck me... Fuck me hard, Bert...
    Me: my name's Jon....
    Him: call me "Ernie" and fuck me hard, Bert...
    Me: wait... Like from Sesame Street?!?
    Him: yes yes... Oh my god fuck me Bert...
    Me: (boner lost)



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    Jan 21, 2015 3:48 PM GMT
    I'll add this in,, I remember friend in high school told me girl he was dating said, "do you always have to use a condom".

    My friend told me she said this while he was doing her doggie.. He never dated her again after that.
  • vhotti26

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    Jan 21, 2015 4:38 PM GMT
    Lol, you guys have some cracked up stories to share. Never had anything like that happen, biggest turnoff were a handful guys proposing to lose the condom halfway through.