Gay Mormon Compares Gay Sex to Donuts

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    Jan 15, 2015 8:44 AM GMT
    If the video doesn't show up here then click on the link below.

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    “I love donuts! I would eat donuts three times a day. But I desire to be able to fit in my pants in the morning, too. SO you could say I’m oriented towards donuts. And if I were being true to myself, I would eat donuts a lot more than I eat donuts. But am I miserable? Am I lonely? Am I denying myself because I don’t eat donuts as much as I’d like to eat donuts? I’m not.”


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  • An0n12

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    Jan 15, 2015 12:12 PM GMT
    Heh that puts Homer Simpon's raging donut lust into a new light. "Mm, donuts! *drool**".
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    Jan 15, 2015 12:46 PM GMT
    I never knew that gay sex was fattening. icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Jan 15, 2015 12:56 PM GMT
    His analogy involves pastry with holes...
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    Jan 15, 2015 1:05 PM GMT
    What a joke. I don't know who is the biggest fool, the gay husband or the wife.
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    Jan 15, 2015 1:09 PM GMT
    in his defense (NOT!!) I've compared some men's package to cereal before.




    "He looks like he could fuck a Cheerio without breaking it!"


    And!


    Lesbians talk about donuts all the time: "She's hung like a donut."

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  • SilverRRCloud

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    Jan 15, 2015 1:26 PM GMT
    Whereas the word STUPID does not even begin to describe his analogy, it never ceases to amaze me how much energy people spend on trying to convince other people that what they want is what everybody else wants, too.

    So, the guy believes that he is the measure of all the things and desires of humanity. More power to him...

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    Jan 15, 2015 1:28 PM GMT
    I feel bad for the wife! She's thinking to herself WTF, to him a man's cock is a delicious donut and my pussy is the boring old healthy old broccoli?
  • An0n12

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    Jan 15, 2015 2:17 PM GMT
    hairymusclejock saidI feel bad for the wife! She's thinking to herself WTF, to him a man's cock is a delicious donut and my pussy is the boring old healthy old broccoli?


    Maybe she needs to trim the bush and ask a doctor why it's turned green?
  • Inque

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    Jan 15, 2015 2:57 PM GMT
    Life2Short saidHis analogy involves pastry with holes...


    I know right?

    You just can't make this shit up!
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    Jan 15, 2015 2:58 PM GMT
    Functional citizens should not care about phucking donuts in Utah.


    i keep a tight filter about me but get to talk to the ultra religious people a few times a year.
    -they are really brain washed by their beliefs.
    -if their minister says carry a gun to church they do just that.
    -if the minister says the new CF light bulbs are evil you see the parishioners at homeDepot, their shopping carts full of old style light bulbs. Sad i had to experience this 1st hand.
    -a one on one talk with their church minister is akin to a stand up with a trial judge. This is degrading for me; i am a grown man.


    where does my personal junk come from:
    my SO's family is from Boise ID. The whole state of Idaho, if left to their own designs, would devolve to a Ugandian like government as soon as possible priority one.
  • Hypertrophile

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    Jan 15, 2015 3:08 PM GMT
    Does that mean he really wants to marry Little Debbie?
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    Jan 15, 2015 3:12 PM GMT
    And people wonder why I moved to Canada...
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    Jan 15, 2015 3:15 PM GMT
    Mmm.jpg
  • Inque

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    Jan 15, 2015 3:17 PM GMT
    If they really want to marry women and deny their true sexuality fine. But I really don't want there to be a show about it and I really don't want him and his ilk to try and convince me that he's okay. Sounds like they live a life of trying to convince themselves
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    Jan 15, 2015 3:27 PM GMT
    StudlyScrewRite said in his defense (NOT!!) I've compared some men's package to cereal before.




    "He looks like he could fuck a Cheerio without breaking it!"


    And!


    Lesbians talk about donuts all the time: "She's hung like a donut."

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    LOL, she's hung like a donut? Never heard that one before
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    Jan 15, 2015 3:37 PM GMT
    This must be shocking news for the wives of many US policemen.

    "Anne, why are you crying?"
    "Oh, Cynthia, I just learned Tom may be a donosexual!"
    "That's nothing, I've known for years that my Bill is a winosexual. Just stuff a donut down your panties at bedtime and you'll be fine. You should try having to do that with a wine bottle."
  • Noeton

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    Jan 15, 2015 3:51 PM GMT
    Let me guess, his favorite doughnut is a cream-filled long john.
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    Jan 15, 2015 5:24 PM GMT
    How can he keep his seriousness while saying that stupid analogy , is beyond my understanding icon_eek.gif
  • stratavos

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    Jan 15, 2015 6:01 PM GMT
    I've said it on Facebook, the show should have been called "conflicted bisexuals"
  • Rowing_Ant

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    Jan 15, 2015 6:32 PM GMT
    Art_Deco saidI never knew that gay sex was fattening. icon_rolleyes.gif


    Depends how you use Donuts?

    Donut hoopla on a cock?

    Donut cockring?

    Anyone? no. shame.
  • tj85016

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    Jan 15, 2015 8:22 PM GMT
    I wonder if his wife eats fruitcake
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    Jan 15, 2015 8:26 PM GMT
    Who is the most popular guy on a nudist beach?




    The guy who can carry two large sodas and a Baker's Dozen donuts all at one time!




    Who is the most talented guy on the same beach?



    The guy who can eat that last donut without gagging!
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    Jan 15, 2015 8:29 PM GMT
    tj85016 saidI wonder if his wife eats fruitcake


    BaDUM tizz!
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    Jan 15, 2015 8:31 PM GMT
    StudlyScrewRite said
    tj85016 saidI wonder if his wife eats fruitcake


    BaDUM tizz!


    love the rim job . . . errr rim shot