How do you guys manage to have such fab and sexy lives

  • ZakSayWhat

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    Jan 18, 2015 9:38 PM GMT
    I was so depressed this morning I went to McDonalds got pancakes and had sex with a fat Arab. In that order

    Ugh
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    Jan 18, 2015 9:41 PM GMT
    ZakSayWhat saidI was so depressed this morning I went to McDonalds got pancakes and had sex with a fat Arab. In that order

    Ugh


    Avoid McDonalds, pancakes and fat ANYTHING. In that order.

    It's bound to get better.
  • Apparition

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    Jan 18, 2015 9:42 PM GMT
    did you have to pick up a month of puppy shit because the snow melted overnight? follow me to the glamour....
  • ZakSayWhat

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    Jan 18, 2015 9:43 PM GMT
    Cash said
    ZakSayWhat saidI was so depressed this morning I went to McDonalds got pancakes and had sex with a fat Arab. In that order

    Ugh


    Avoid McDonalds, pancakes and fat ANYTHING. In that order.

    It's bound to get better.


    But they're all so instantly gratifying. Exceot the arab, his penis was small and I still hurt it.

    Why must I be half a virgin for life?
  • ZakSayWhat

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    Jan 18, 2015 9:45 PM GMT
    Apparition saiddid you have to pick up a month of puppy shit because the snow melted overnight? follow me to the glamour....


    Ugh puppies are so cute but I can't have one because my landlord doesn't allow pets.
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    Jan 18, 2015 9:49 PM GMT
    Did the fat Arab at least pay for the pancakes? That'd be at least a partial win.
  • ZakSayWhat

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    Jan 18, 2015 9:57 PM GMT
    eagermuscle saidDid the fat Arab at least pay for the pancakes? That'd be at least a partial win.


    No. But that would have been a date, can you imagine…….
  • ZakSayWhat

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    Jan 18, 2015 9:58 PM GMT
    Ok from now on, I'm going to treat myself as the fab wonderful human I am.


    Only wholewheat pancakes, and no wanting to recreate the first Taken movie.
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    Jan 18, 2015 10:01 PM GMT
    eagermuscle saidDid the fat Arab at least pay for the pancakes? That'd be at least a partial win.


    It's interesting how that question can be worked into almost ANY cocktail party conversation with almost no effort at all.

    Funny world...
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    Jan 18, 2015 10:04 PM GMT
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  • ZakSayWhat

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    Jan 18, 2015 10:09 PM GMT
    me when i was eating the pancakes, feel in good for five mins

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    Jan 18, 2015 10:49 PM GMT
    But dahling, Sunday mornings are specifically for indulgence.

    Sleep in late
    Wake-up sex. (If no Saturday night sleepover, peel cat off face and check grindr messages.)
    Shower sex.
    Naked Brunch (Mimosas, waffles, and bacon.) Outside on the deck if in season.
    Invite some guys out for a leisurely afternoon sail.
    If the weather's crappy, maybe just sit by the fire and read a book. Or make a mess in the workshop.
  • ZakSayWhat

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    Jan 19, 2015 7:31 AM GMT
    mindgarden saidBut dahling, Sunday mornings are specifically for indulgence.

    Sleep in late
    Wake-up sex. (If no Saturday night sleepover, peel cat off face and check grindr messages.)
    Shower sex.
    Naked Brunch (Mimosas, waffles, and bacon.) Outside on the deck if in season.
    Invite some guys out for a leisurely afternoon sail.
    If the weather's crappy, maybe just sit by the fire and read a book. Or make a mess in the workshop.


    go to mcdonalds
    get pancakes
    watch mindy project
    clean
    say yes to first guy on grinder that offers
    question your life
    get stuff ready for work week
    go bed
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    Jan 19, 2015 8:04 AM GMT
    It gets better.

    Start by dumping McSlimes. Ew. icon_confused.gif Put some real food in the fridge.
  • AMoonHawk

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    Jan 19, 2015 9:02 AM GMT
    McDonalds food will make you do all sort of weird shit icon_surprised.gif
  • NeuralShock

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    Jan 19, 2015 2:14 PM GMT
    Still had sex *song plays*
  • ZakSayWhat

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    Jan 20, 2015 8:17 AM GMT
    NeuralShock saidStill had sex *song plays*



    so apalling.

  • wesv

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    Jan 20, 2015 11:08 AM GMT
    Never eat anything from McDonald's. It's not even food.

    Brighten up. Do other things to make yourself happy. Sex isn't the only thing that makes me happy.
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    Jan 21, 2015 4:34 PM GMT
    Unless op is a chubby chaser, hooking up with a fatty can be rather desperate in order to satisfy your sexual desire. Searching internet to purchase fleshjack or sex doll to avoid similar incident happen again.
  • HottJoe

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    Jan 21, 2015 4:52 PM GMT
    ZakSayWhat said
    mindgarden saidBut dahling, Sunday mornings are specifically for indulgence.

    Sleep in late
    Wake-up sex. (If no Saturday night sleepover, peel cat off face and check grindr messages.)
    Shower sex.
    Naked Brunch (Mimosas, waffles, and bacon.) Outside on the deck if in season.
    Invite some guys out for a leisurely afternoon sail.
    If the weather's crappy, maybe just sit by the fire and read a book. Or make a mess in the workshop.


    go to mcdonalds
    get pancakes
    watch mindy project
    clean
    say yes to first guy on grinder that offers
    question your life
    get stuff ready for work week
    go bed

    Realness
  • HottJoe

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    Jan 21, 2015 4:55 PM GMT
    wesv saidNever eat anything from McDonald's. It's not even food.

    Brighten up. Do other things to make yourself happy. Sex isn't the only thing that makes me happy.

    But they make those hashbrown thingys.icon_sad.gif
  • ZakSayWhat

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    Jan 21, 2015 6:27 PM GMT
    HottJoe said
    ZakSayWhat said
    mindgarden saidBut dahling, Sunday mornings are specifically for indulgence.

    Sleep in late
    Wake-up sex. (If no Saturday night sleepover, peel cat off face and check grindr messages.)
    Shower sex.
    Naked Brunch (Mimosas, waffles, and bacon.) Outside on the deck if in season.
    Invite some guys out for a leisurely afternoon sail.
    If the weather's crappy, maybe just sit by the fire and read a book. Or make a mess in the workshop.


    go to mcdonalds
    get pancakes
    watch mindy project
    clean
    say yes to first guy on grinder that offers
    question your life
    get stuff ready for work week
    go bed

    Realness


    :O lol
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    Jan 22, 2015 9:43 PM GMT
    HottJoe said
    But they make those hashbrown thingys.icon_sad.gif

    OMG "hashbrowns"
    I miss 2010...
    Is it true you can get them wrapped in a flower tortilla with cheese and egg at taco bell now?
    ectomorph's are so lucky...

    --having sex with the first interested guy on Grinder sounds pretty sexy to me...grass is greener I guess.