Fill in the blank: If I was Dick Cheney's wheelchair, I'd ___________.

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    Jan 21, 2009 1:01 AM GMT
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  • VinBaltimore

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    Jan 21, 2009 1:02 AM GMT
    Scream, "Stop sitting on my face".
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    Jan 21, 2009 1:03 AM GMT
    I would just keep on rolling, taking his sorry ass with me ..... far, far away
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    Jan 21, 2009 1:27 AM GMT
    .. check what he's really got in his pants. icon_lol.gif

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    Jan 21, 2009 1:47 AM GMT
    If I was Dick Cheney's wheelchair, I'd... be honored to carry his worthless ass out of Washington for the last time.
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    Jan 21, 2009 1:58 AM GMT
    be in a very....very bad mood.
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    Jan 21, 2009 2:45 AM GMT
    Look for the closest clift or deep end of swimming pool.
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    Jan 21, 2009 2:46 AM GMT
    I'd lock my wheels and have him fall face forward off of me.
  • cowboyathlete

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    Jan 21, 2009 2:49 AM GMT
    Suffocate.
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    Jan 21, 2009 2:50 AM GMT
    go towards the steepest hill/cliff i could find,
    dismember any breaking mechanism present,
    release the puppies that cheney sucks his life force from,
    (presumably they would be kept attached to the chair),
    and then roll forward...

    ... oh, and die a hero. it's worth it...
  • OMGitsRoy

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    Jan 21, 2009 3:00 AM GMT
    ....roll his fat ass right into traffic!
  • Sparkycat

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    Jan 21, 2009 3:01 AM GMT
    There's something odd about that wheelchair situation. Who was the woman pushing him around? Seems like there would have been some member of the military in dress uniform doing that. Just too weird.
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    Jan 21, 2009 3:05 AM GMT
    If I was Dick Cheney's wheelchair, I'd give him AYDS.


  • DukeAtreides

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    Jan 21, 2009 3:14 AM GMT
    hmm... i think i'd...

    Spin him in circles til he was dizzy,
    Roll him to FORMER President George W. Bush,
    Spin him one more time for kicks,
    And let him throw up all over his comrade.
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    Jan 21, 2009 3:48 AM GMT
    Send his worthless ass to Iran---to the war front and battle for his worthless life!! Or put vasoline on the breaks!
  • metalxracr

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    Jan 21, 2009 3:52 AM GMT
    go off roading through very harsh terrain where there were mountains, cliffs, and canyons.
  • coolarmydude

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    Jan 21, 2009 4:01 AM GMT
    ...connect to the nearest car battery and exclaim, "Take that, bitch! How do you like torture now?"
  • Timbales

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    Jan 21, 2009 4:01 AM GMT
    be made of metal and vinyl.
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    Jan 21, 2009 4:06 AM GMT
    I would still be proud as an American to be a part of the transfer of power!
    by gones people! Did you even pay attenion to Obama's speech!!!! OMG!

    Now is the time to put the past behind us and move forward! If I can do it being the half son of SLAVES surely you can be the sons of owner of Slaves!

    That's just not right!
  • coolarmydude

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    Jan 21, 2009 4:13 AM GMT
    Ducky44 said, "I would still be proud as an American to be a part of the transfer of power!
    by gones people! Did you even pay attenion to Obama's speech!!!! OMG!

    Now is the time to put the past behind us and move forward! If I can do it being the half son of SLAVES surely you can be the sons of owner of Slaves!

    That's just not right!



    Perhaps your ancestors were Uncle Tom overseers...icon_rolleyes.gif
  • byronicheros

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    Jan 21, 2009 4:15 AM GMT
    provide free wi-fi
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    Jan 21, 2009 4:18 AM GMT
    Nope! Perhaps you need to read "Uncle Tom's Cabin! He was responsible for freeing more slaves through through tghe under ground rail road than Tubman! Trust me! I know my history! My minor was in African American Studies! NEXT!

    You know at the end of the day former Vice-President Cheney is an American. Did I agree with his views no. But to see him in a wheel chair was was a shock and It also made me sad just as the events of the luncheon made me sad! I wish the Fomer Bush Admin long life as well as Former President Bush and Former first Lady Laura Bush.

    I am often surprised how we in the gay community want those to be compassionate and understanding of us, but we are so reluctant to return the favor!

    Former Vice-Presiddent Cheny LONG LIFE AND GOD SPEED!
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    Jan 21, 2009 4:26 AM GMT
    ... be wearing one of those "Dick Cheney has a gay daughter" bumber stickers on my back.
  • coolarmydude

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    Jan 21, 2009 4:27 AM GMT
    Ducky44 said, "Nope! Perhaps you need to read "Uncle Tom's Cabin! He was responsible for freeing more slaves through through tghe under ground rail road than Tubman! Trust me! I know my history! My minor was in African American Studies! NEXT!"



    Ducky, as a white person, I really appreciate the ignorance you espoused by assuming that just because white Americans are white, that their ancestors are automatically slave owners or advocated slavery. It's offensive to be stereotyped as such. My comment about Uncle Tom was to use the Uncle Tom stereotype and have you realize that some slaves were sympathetic to slave owners, whether out of fear, ignorance, or personal comfort.
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    Jan 21, 2009 4:35 AM GMT
    Get a clue dude!