My Husband Has Me Figured Out...

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    Jan 25, 2015 12:36 AM GMT
    ...and I'm running out of new conversational tricks to play on him.

    The one I'm gonna hafta retire is inserting, very seriously & solemnly in the middle of some unrelated conversation we're having, goes something like this:

    "...But the important point, that we shouldn't lose sight of, is that I'm extremely cute".

    Of course the joke is that I'm the most UN-cute person on this planet. And who the fuck calls himself cute, in the middle of a discussion about something else? I throw that out there just to catch him off guard, and make him laugh. But it doesn't work anymore.

    I tried it tonight, and he finished my sentence!

    The other one I wore out was: "Did I tell you today how much I love you?"

    And he always replies "No", to which I say: "Then remind me again tomorrow", or "I don't think I have time today" or "Check your email" or something equally absurd. But of course he does get the message that I love him, in a silly way. But even that has grown old. There's only so many stupid answers I can invent, stupid though I am.

    So I dunno. Anybody have any silly things I can say to my husband to amuse him? I'm running out of ideas.
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    Jan 25, 2015 1:10 AM GMT
    I dunno, Love you Boo, is usually said at my house daily and it never gets old.

    Mean it when you say it and his heart will belong to you forever.
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    Jan 25, 2015 4:58 AM GMT
    TheGuyNextDoor saidI dunno, Love you Boo, is usually said at my house daily and it never gets old.

    Mean it when you say it and his heart will belong to you forever.

    I say it, and mean it. But I love to play games, have fun with him. By my being silly, he may assume I'm not as old as I look.
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    Jan 25, 2015 5:12 AM GMT
    No help here ... that is something that is just going to have to come natural from you.
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    Jan 25, 2015 5:40 AM GMT
    AMoonHawk saidNo help here ... that is something that is just going to have to come natural from you.

    Yah know, I think you're right. I'll just have to solve this one myself. But then, we all know I'm smarter than 99% of the guys here. Or they would have given me some tips. icon_wink.gif
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    Jan 27, 2015 12:41 AM GMT
    "I didn't realize how much you loved me until you gained the last 5 lbs."

    It seems every couple gains weight together after awhile! Or "I don't realize how much I loved you until the last 5 lbs." burp! ....assuming he's the chef of the family.

    Good for any holiday meal.


    “You don’t love someone for their looks, or their clothes, or for their fancy car, but because they sing a song only you can hear.” – Oscar Wilde