What is the most suitable business for me to start?

  • infinitefrien...

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    Jan 28, 2015 2:10 PM GMT
    Did a business idea character exercise and this is what I've managed to come up with:


    Really good at
    Wanking to twink porn
    Very fast touchtyper
    Eating chocolate
    Reading interesting books and articles
    Watching prank videos
    Some working knowledge of Physics
    Analysis
    Writing letters and some essays
    Some marketing knowledge
    A level in Mathematics

    Don’t like doing -

    Interacting with time-wasters and people who have a negative influence on me
    Wasting time and not having a clear schedule to aim for
    Working menial and repetitive jobs that are not (socially) important*
    Meeting and talking with stupid people for a long time

    Why I want to start a business -

    Money
    Time freedom
    Flexibility in lifestyle after a while
    Meeting intelligent people
    Less of being ‘bossed around’
    Become more commercial and business minded
    Possibility of expansion if successful
    Control over the business
    Operations, principles and procedures will be under my control (to an extent)
    Tax wrappers and other advantages
    Opportunity to meet creative, innovative and enterprising people in societies or trade unions
    Offering a satisfying customer experience
    Feel like contributing positively to other people’s lives
  • vhotti26

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    Jan 28, 2015 2:10 PM GMT
    Social security queen sounds like the most probably career choice.
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    Jan 28, 2015 3:43 PM GMT
    Considering your goals, skill sets and natural talents, I would think "Dim- witted, greasy-haired, slouching janitor who lives behind dumpster and lurks around bus station Men's Rooms" just SCREAMS your name.

    It may be seem like an out-of-reach goal...but keep trying.

    Remember, if you can't be a tree...it's ok to be a bush. THAT's something you have experience with!!!
  • infinitefrien...

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    Jan 28, 2015 5:18 PM GMT
    Cash saidConsidering your goals, skill sets and natural talents, I would think "Dim- witted, greasy-haired, slouching janitor who lives behind dumpster and lurks around bus station Men's Rooms" just SCREAMS your name.

    It may be seem like an out-of-reach goal...but keep trying.

    Remember, if you can't be a tree...it's ok to be a bush. THAT's something you have experience with!!!


    What a fuking prick
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    Jan 28, 2015 5:48 PM GMT
    You could use your typing and wanking skills to use as one of those people on those cam sites like Live Jasmin. That is pretty much all they do on those sites it seems to me.
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    Jan 28, 2015 6:04 PM GMT
    If you could get rid of the physics and math, you'd be a shoe-in for "management consultant."
  • tj85016

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    Jan 28, 2015 6:14 PM GMT
    open a prison, maybe you'll finally get laid
  • infinitefrien...

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    Jan 29, 2015 12:06 AM GMT
    mindgarden saidIf you could get rid of the physics and math, you'd be a shoe-in for "management consultant."


    Thanks dude
  • tazzari

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    Jan 29, 2015 12:14 AM GMT
    Maybe find a niche market for really stupid questions?
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    Jan 29, 2015 4:53 AM GMT
    You're an outside-the-box thinker so I'm surprised you haven't come up with this idea yourself which checks all the boxes of your considerable talent.

    You know these computer keyboard protectors:

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    You should invent and get a global patent on replaceable protectors made entirely of chocolate. Everyone loves chocolate and almost everyone types. There'd be tremendous repeat purchases, particularly with a plethora of chocolate choices. This concept can also be extended to, say, iPhone and iPad screen protectors.

    Then, with an eye towards manufacturing, you'd be a natural on "Shark Tank" and inevitably ink a deal with the Queen of QVC, who'd allow you to script, market and star in infomercials.
  • AMoonHawk

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    Jan 29, 2015 5:01 AM GMT
    fluffer
  • Antarktis

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    Jan 30, 2015 9:24 PM GMT
    All I can come up with...kind of obvious really.

    FOX news correspondent.
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    Jan 31, 2015 12:09 AM GMT
    Anti-aging cream lmao