Hahahahah these are all great posts! My fav comedians are all women. Joan Rivers, Amy Schumer and Kathy Griffin. The one who inspired me to do comedy was Joan Rivers. She was so damn witty.
She said, "My sex life is horrible! The only way I hear heavy breathing coming from my husband's side of the bed is when he's having a heart attack. Last night I asked him what his favorite sexual position was, he said next door. On our honeymoon he wanted to have sex with the lights on...I said "You better close that car door"
That women was a genius