Tell Your Best Joke/Who's Your Fav Standup Comedian/

  • Jav1993

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    Jan 30, 2015 9:58 PM GMT
    So I'm a standup comedian and I find it hard to find other guys with a great sense of humor. So is anyone daring enough to tell me your favorite joke/favorite comedian. The joke doesn't have to be original. Corny ones are cool too haha.
  • DJEsco_

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    Jan 30, 2015 11:39 PM GMT
    Hey Jav. Since youre the comedian why dont you hit us with some of your jokes? Carlos Mencia and Gabriel Iglesias used to have me rolling. Though which each special I watched they got less funny. Mencia live was incredible, but that was in like 07. I saw a Chris Rock stand up the other day that was absolutely hilarious!!! I also saw a special on Netflix last night. Forgot dudes name but he made me crack up!!!
  • JamesItaly

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    Jan 31, 2015 12:56 AM GMT
    Rhod Gilbert has a rant about toothbrushes...
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    Jan 31, 2015 4:51 PM GMT
    I love stand up comics! My favorite is Wanda Sykes, she kills me every time!
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    Feb 01, 2015 2:56 AM GMT
    Whats the difference between oral sex and anal sex?

    Oral sex makes your whole day, anal sex makes your hole week.
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    Feb 01, 2015 11:28 AM GMT
    Umm probably Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy or Richard Pryor - always have me in stitches.

  • Jav1993

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    Feb 02, 2015 2:42 AM GMT
    Hahahahah these are all great posts! My fav comedians are all women. Joan Rivers, Amy Schumer and Kathy Griffin. The one who inspired me to do comedy was Joan Rivers. She was so damn witty.

    She said, "My sex life is horrible! The only way I hear heavy breathing coming from my husband's side of the bed is when he's having a heart attack. Last night I asked him what his favorite sexual position was, he said next door. On our honeymoon he wanted to have sex with the lights on...I said "You better close that car door"

    That women was a genius
  • Tig3r

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    Feb 02, 2015 4:36 AM GMT
    I have seen Aziz Ansari as well as Gabriel Iglesias live and they both are in my top 5 (Kathy Griffin is in the top 3).