Turning 30. having incredible issues dealing with it. Worse yet no one wants me.

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    Feb 04, 2015 3:19 AM GMT
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    Will any hot muscle daddies still want me?
  • AMoonHawk

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    Feb 04, 2015 3:43 AM GMT
    Buy a rocker ... the party's over
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    Feb 04, 2015 4:38 AM GMT
    Just tell everyone you're 29. Seems to work for most guys. icon_lol.gif
  • Bunjamon

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    Feb 04, 2015 4:41 AM GMT
    AMoonHawk saidBuy a rocker ... the party's over


    And a walker, for that matter.
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    Feb 04, 2015 4:44 AM GMT
    Nobody wants a geezer.
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    Feb 04, 2015 6:10 AM GMT
    face it, you are just plain old and therefore no longer desirable… it happens.. icon_cool.gif
  • wesv

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    Feb 04, 2015 6:12 AM GMT
    Isn't 30 the new 26?
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    Feb 04, 2015 7:05 AM GMT
    Didn't you just make, like, six posts about all the hot studs you're banging?

    but yeah... Not old enough to be a "daddy.". Too old to compte with the fresh 20-something's. Your only hope is to be a complete slut.

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    Feb 04, 2015 5:54 PM GMT
    You know you truly are an handsome bloke , so why do you need reassurance from us ?
  • Svnw688

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    Feb 04, 2015 6:05 PM GMT
    OP, you'll be fine.

    I'm 31 now, so have dealt with this over a year now. It's, literally, a non-issue. Besides, as I get older, I'm happy I'm not young anymore.

    Almost all 20 somethings are poor, emotional basket cases on the brink of self-destruction, narcissism, or some other DSM verifiable psychosis. Seriously, I'm so over air mattresses, cheap liquor, and showing up before 11 so you get free/reduced cover. That's the life of a 20-something. It's amazing going through it, looking back at 30, it sucks. And was borderline financial insolvency.

    Be happy you're more settled. Besides, physically, 30s is still hot. Saggy skin and wrinkles don't really start to take hole until 40. And if you hsve good genes, you might look objectively hot into your 50s (I've seen guys like this first hand).

    You'll be fine bro.

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  • HottJoe

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    Feb 04, 2015 7:39 PM GMT
    My 30s have easily been best decade of my life, so far. I take better care of myself than ever before, and I think I look and feel the best I've ever felt. I feel more informed, wiser and better respected by people in society. I'm comfortable with what I have achieved but still work hard and follow my passion. I no longer see my future as vague of far off, because now I have a perspective on my life as a whole, and I've learned how to give my life meaning and purpose.

    The only hard part is that this decade seems to be going by a lot faster than the two previous decades did, which makes me feel like the roller coaster is going at full speed now, and I just have to enjoy the rest of the short ride. On that note, if I died today, I would die happy, knowing I had a full worthwhile life, which I am deeply grateful for. I just feel lucky to be part of the universe and to have a brain that is evolved enough that I can stop and smell the roses.
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    Feb 04, 2015 7:48 PM GMT
    HottJoe saidMy 30s have easily been best decade of my life, so far. I take better care of myself than ever before, and I think I look and feel the best I've ever felt. I feel more informed, wiser and better respected by people in society. I'm comfortable with what I have achieved but still work hard and follow my passion. I no longer see my future as vague of far off, because now I have a perspective on my life as a whole, and I've learned how to give my life meaning and purpose.

    The only hard part is that this decade seems to be going by a lot faster than the two previous decades did, which makes me feel like the roller coaster is going at full speed now, and I just have to enjoy the rest of the short ride. On that note, if I died today, I would die happy, knowing I had a full worthwhile life, which I am deeply grateful for. I just feel lucky to be part of the universe and to have a brain that is evolved enough that I can stop and smell the roses.


    Well said, I'd only add my standard disclaimer:

    And God, knowing all circumstances and dynamics in your life, knows that you followed YOUR conscience, as it was enlightened to you, and therefore since you are a good person, will welcome you into the pearly gates of heaven (perhaps with a small stop through purgatory, and despite your ostensible opposition to religion since, apparently, you have been called by God to be the force that you are and have been in life, as a part of His plan) icon_cool.gif

    Laugh if you want, but the catechism teaches precisely what I just stated icon_cool.gif

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    Feb 04, 2015 9:11 PM GMT
    You could try bathing in the blood of virgins to keep yourself looking youthful. Luckily there is a plentiful supply on here - lol!
  • HottJoe

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    Feb 04, 2015 9:19 PM GMT
    Ohno saidYou could try bathing in the blood of virgins to keep yourself looking youthful. Luckily there is a plentiful supply on here - lol!

    Your supposed to combine the blood of virgins with the cum of whores so that you have both youthfulness and worldy wisdom.
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    HottJoe said
    Ohno saidYou could try bathing in the blood of virgins to keep yourself looking youthful. Luckily there is a plentiful supply on here - lol!

    Your supposed to combine the blood of virgins with the cum of whores so that you have both youthfulness and worldy wisdom.

    I think he has that already covered. Blood of virgins is the tricky one.
  • Unnamed6

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    Feb 04, 2015 11:23 PM GMT
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    Will any hot muscle daddies still want me?


    Better to have no sense of one's age and to experience time as if the past wasn't nostalgic or regrettable, that the present is lived if one had an unlimited amount of time, and to have a sense of the future as something not wished for or worried about.
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    Feb 12, 2015 8:05 PM GMT
    jmusmc85 saidicon_cry.gif Will any hot muscle daddies still want me?

    Whaddya mean? Lots of guys want you.

    http://amouthbro.tumblr.com/post/110825020576
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    Feb 12, 2015 8:08 PM GMT
    How horrible! Drinks and incredibly strong weed are in order.
  • Svnw688

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    Feb 12, 2015 9:36 PM GMT
    OP, when is your Bday?
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    Feb 12, 2015 10:21 PM GMT
    Lumpyoatmeal said
    jmusmc85 saidicon_cry.gif Will any hot muscle daddies still want me?

    Whaddya mean? Lots of guys want you.

    http://amouthbro.tumblr.com/post/110825020576



    Buuuuttt...they aren't muscle daddies...icon_cry.gif
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    Feb 12, 2015 10:25 PM GMT
    All you have left to look forward to is recreating lemonparty in a retirement home icon_sad.gif
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    Feb 12, 2015 11:12 PM GMT
    Just the other day I was wondering where the hell did my 20s go? I still have a lot to do. Personally, I just want to do some things independently before I think about settling down, but its one of things I definitely want to find in my 30s, someone I could possibly grow old with.

    As for those in their 20s, well, I know in their estimation, I am over the hill for them, but who cares really?

    Its kinda weird when you think about it, but when I was 20, anybody who is 20 now was 10. So, I am more likely to want to be interested in guys I can relate to, late 70s to late 80s babies. Then again, I would find it weird to date anybody in my older siblings age group.

    If we have things in common, why not?

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    Feb 12, 2015 11:18 PM GMT
    Party rock time:

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    Feb 13, 2015 2:13 AM GMT
    jmusmc85 said
    Lumpyoatmeal said
    jmusmc85 saidicon_cry.gif Will any hot muscle daddies still want me?
    Whaddya mean? Lots of guys want you.
    http://amouthbro.tumblr.com/post/110825020576
    Buuuuttt...they aren't muscle daddies...icon_cry.gif

    Beggars can't be choosers at your age.