Can someone here be my dating consultant?

  • infinitefrien...

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    Feb 05, 2015 12:34 PM GMT
    I need dates but not getting them. icon_sad.gif
    someone help me please?
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    Feb 05, 2015 2:46 PM GMT
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    Feb 05, 2015 2:53 PM GMT
    Sorry, I have no experience getting dates for kittens.
  • johnnyqhomo7

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    Feb 05, 2015 3:24 PM GMT
    dates for kittens haha
  • metta

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    Feb 05, 2015 4:33 PM GMT
    Don't act desperate or needy.

    Some humans like to see cats purr....maybe other cats will like that as well.
  • ATLANTIS7

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    Feb 05, 2015 4:41 PM GMT
    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ................Time for a gin and tonic
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    Feb 05, 2015 5:57 PM GMT
    stop being psychotic waimea.
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    Feb 05, 2015 5:57 PM GMT
    keep your litter box empty. You never know when you might want to invite a cat home.
  • SENCGuy1

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    Feb 05, 2015 6:24 PM GMT
    My advice is trite but get out and meet as many people as possible. That might mean volunteering, joining civic clubs, a gym, even church if you want. Put yourself in situations to meet new people. The more men you meet, the better your odds for finding someone to date.
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    Feb 05, 2015 7:33 PM GMT
    its a troll.

    stop talking it it.
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    Feb 05, 2015 9:02 PM GMT
    Here you go....

    dates_fruits.jpg


    You said you needed Dates..
  • metta

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    Feb 05, 2015 9:43 PM GMT
    ^
    as a child, when ever my family went to palm springs we would always stop at Hadley's to get dates, nuts and dried fruit. But now you can find them in stores and online: http://www.hadleyfruitorchards.com
  • wesv

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    Feb 06, 2015 3:16 AM GMT
    You're asking this online? In case you haven't realized, gay men get extremely frustrated by profiles without a face pic. Unless you really are a cat, understand this: homosexuality does not equate to bestiality. So grow some balls and post face pics.
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    Feb 06, 2015 3:19 AM GMT
    wesv saidYou're asking this online? In case you haven't realized, gay men get extremely frustrated by profiles without a face pic. Unless you really are a cat, understand this: homosexuality does not equate to bestiality. So grow some balls and post face pics.


    Ummm dude. He's a troll. Like a real troll.
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    Feb 06, 2015 5:43 AM GMT
    It's all about confidence, friend.
  • AMoonHawk

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    Feb 06, 2015 6:05 AM GMT
    bighairymuscles saidHere you go....

    dates_fruits.jpg


    You said you needed Dates..


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    You beat me to it!
  • goodmagic

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    Feb 06, 2015 12:47 PM GMT
    Think about what makes you stand out in a good way and emphasize it to larger than life! Become the man you would want to date!
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    Feb 06, 2015 9:46 PM GMT
    Is everyone commenting here fucking stupid?

    This is waimea.

    He's a troll.

    Don't anyone who posted here ever complain about trolls on RJ again.
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    Feb 06, 2015 10:03 PM GMT
    Art_Deco saidSorry, I have no experience getting dates for kittens.


    All a female kitten has to do is go into heat to get a date. OP is close enough...c'mon release them pheromones!
  • glowstik

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    Feb 06, 2015 10:29 PM GMT
    infinitefriend9 saidI need dates but not getting them. icon_sad.gif
    someone help me please?


    Ill do it!
  • Svnw688

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    Feb 06, 2015 11:31 PM GMT
    I'm going to f-ing kill OP, from dating consultant threads to eyebrown hair growth threads. I can't with this. Murder is coming:

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    Feb 07, 2015 3:59 AM GMT
    infinitefriend9 saidI need dates but not getting them. icon_sad.gif
    someone help me please?



    ehhh... that kitty pic doesnt help at all lol
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    Feb 07, 2015 4:34 AM GMT
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  • Svnw688

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    Feb 08, 2015 12:43 AM GMT
    CLTMike wins this thread.

    And I will still kill that kitty.

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