I had a hot hookup with a redneck

  • Inque

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    Feb 05, 2015 7:34 PM GMT
    Last night I was bored and was taking the bus out of pure boredom. I went to Papa John's to hit on this cute boy who works there. Then I started walking home. As I past the corner store this clearly drunk white dude was walking around. I asked him if he was alright. Dude was hot. Nice tight body, muscles, severe redneck personality and accent and was holding a beer. I offered to walk him home since he said he was drunk and disoriented. He mentioned having a wife that wasn't really his wife but he was engaged. He also had two kids. One of them was named Trenton. We walked and talked and he told me he liked to snort cocaine and his wife was worried. He's been out for hours and she is used to this but not happy. She was texting him nonstop.

    We stopped to sit and talk some more at a gazebo. It was there he told he was curious and told me about all of his experiences with men sexually. I told him I found him very attractive but couldn't do anything because he was straight. We kept walking and then eventually sat down again and we talked about life. He asked me why I was single in not so many words and I told him. I got very emotional with him and I think he appreciated this. He told me I was not like any of the other gay dudes who he met because he said I respected the fact he had a girl and wasn't going to make a move. I told him I would only do anything if I had his consent. So later on that night he says he has to pee and I follow him. I jokingly mention that I wanna see it and he says he'd rather have me see it when he's hard. So after he pees we make out.

    We continue walking but now the talking has lessened as the guilt about his recent outing sans his interaction with me begins to weigh on his soul. His 'wife' continues to text him. He takes me to the woods where no one else can see us. It's a huge clearing with sparse trees and if you turn at the right angle you would feel as if you were in the middle of nowhere. A part of me just wanted to lay down and look at the stars. I wanted to get lost in this primal getaway and just pretend I was anywhere but where I was. I wanted to forget the past several months of my life and envision myself on a vacation in some exotic wood from here. But reality beckoned me back in the form of my redneck romance and his throbbing phallic member called to me.

    I began to suck on him and it took longer than usual but eventually after I found my rhythm he began to moan and squirm around. The position I was in allowed me to actually pleasure myself for once at the same time. It was interesting since I came first. Usually I lose the urge to do anything sexual after I cum outside of cuddle but I felt an odd moral obligation to bring him to the point of orgasm. He eventually did cum inside of my mouth. I felt no connection, no stirring, no urge to want to be with him further even though I gave him my number. I knew from the first kiss this was not something that I would treasure like an old memento of better times. Rather I might recollect upon it with a mixture of misty eyed regret and a hint of a laugh. He got up from the ground and I could feel our adventure winding down to a timely finish. We traded numbers, made empty promises to meet up again and then he disappeared into the wide open yet cluttered woods. His neon green waste management shirt serving as a beckon much like Rudolph barreling through the snow.

    The promises were empty on my part. The way in which we traded numbers made it so that the impetus for another meeting was clearly on my part. I have no desire to see him again despite readily admitting he was quite attractive. As I walked home I told myself the next man I would ever pleasure would be the man I claimed as my boyfriend. But by the time I got to the front step I knew that was a lie.
  • venue35

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    Feb 05, 2015 7:41 PM GMT
    YOU LIE!!!!!
  • Inque

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    Feb 05, 2015 7:43 PM GMT
    venue35 saidYOU LIE!!!!!


    About what?
  • venue35

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    Feb 05, 2015 7:53 PM GMT
    the story...
    haha actually that was pretty hot
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    Feb 05, 2015 8:15 PM GMT
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  • Eli_jah

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    Feb 05, 2015 8:16 PM GMT
    Hot. Sucks it can't be more, with the wife and all.

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    Feb 05, 2015 8:21 PM GMT
    Dude, you are straight up ghetto trash. One fucked up mother fucker. Seriously, what is wrong with you? Your biggest accomplishment in life was dodging a coat hanger for nine months. Get your life together. And you are ugly as a fart bubble. I highly doubt anything you fuck is even remotely attractive. Are you sure it wasn't a homeless man???
  • Eli_jah

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    Feb 05, 2015 8:27 PM GMT
    jmusmc85 saidDude, you are straight up ghetto trash. One fucked up mother fucker. Seriously, what is wrong with you? Your biggest accomplishment in life was dodging a coat hanger for nine months. Get your life together. And you are ugly as a fart bubble. I highly doubt anything you fuck is even remotely attractive. Are you sure it wasn't a homeless man???


    Why are you so vile and hateful? You are the one that is fucked up.
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    Feb 05, 2015 8:49 PM GMT
    Mulignan said
    jmusmc85 saidDude, you are straight up ghetto trash. One fucked up mother fucker. Seriously, what is wrong with you? Your biggest accomplishment in life was dodging a coat hanger for nine months. Get your life together. And you are ugly as a fart bubble. I highly doubt anything you fuck is even remotely attractive. Are you sure it wasn't a homeless man???


    Why are you so vile and hateful? You are the one that is fucked up.


    I was being nice there!!!! I can't win....icon_cry.gif
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    Feb 05, 2015 8:54 PM GMT
    Well, in all fairness, he did say the man was doing drugs.
  • Eli_jah

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    Feb 05, 2015 8:54 PM GMT
    jmusmc85 said
    Mulignan said
    jmusmc85 saidDude, you are straight up ghetto trash. One fucked up mother fucker. Seriously, what is wrong with you? Your biggest accomplishment in life was dodging a coat hanger for nine months. Get your life together. And you are ugly as a fart bubble. I highly doubt anything you fuck is even remotely attractive. Are you sure it wasn't a homeless man???


    Why are you so vile and hateful? You are the one that is fucked up.


    I was being nice there!!!! I can't win....icon_cry.gif


    Haha. You're idea of "being nice" is a bit off, no?

    It's okay, we're all fucked up.
  • Being

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    Feb 05, 2015 8:59 PM GMT
    jmusmc85 saidDude, you are straight up ghetto trash. One fucked up mother fucker. Seriously, what is wrong with you? Your biggest accomplishment in life was dodging a coat hanger for nine months. Get your life together. And you are ugly as a fart bubble. I highly doubt anything you fuck is even remotely attractive. Are you sure it wasn't a homeless man???


    indigodog saidNice gay erotic fiction, fat Gorilla.


    Radd saidWell, in all fairness, he did say the man was doing drugs.



    Why are you guys so cruel?
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    Feb 05, 2015 9:06 PM GMT
    "It was a dark and stormy night..."
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    Feb 05, 2015 9:09 PM GMT
    You've learned how to copy and paste. Good for you.
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    Feb 05, 2015 9:10 PM GMT
    ................the hell
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    Feb 05, 2015 9:11 PM GMT
    pazzy saidfunny how some of these gay folks talk a gang of shit but would be knocked out to sleep and dragged to the local hospital. icon_lol.gif


    Why are you so violent SPazzy? Considering you have never been in a (real) fight in your life, you are nobody to talk. I would wipe the floor with you then make you clean it up.

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    Feb 05, 2015 9:52 PM GMT
    pazzy saidjmusmc85, you really wouldn't want it with me, breh. it would be in your best interest to keep it moving if you saw me in person.


    in fact, i might not be the dude to lay hands on you if i'm around other people. somebody else might get to you before i would and i'm sure you wouldn't want those type of problems. i'm actually surprised that nobody from the web has even got to you yet for all the shit you talk period and the fact that you make it obvious where you stay at. i would be watching my back if i were you. you probably had a couple of folks that probably ran up on you ready to beat you up without you realizing it. icon_neutral.gif hell, i'm surprised folks haven't put you on one of those blogs, airing you out connecting your real identity to your online shit.. you would think that someone such as yourself would try to make yourself anonymous but you're so desperate for attention that your logic flies out the window. you're really not that bright.



    Blah, blah, blah...I didn't even bothering finishing your post. Whatever. I would fuck you, then your mother for good measure. And I'm a bottom and would still make yall my bitch. How bout them apples?!?!icon_lol.gif
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    Feb 05, 2015 11:54 PM GMT
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    pazzy saidjmusmc85, you really wouldn't want it with me, breh. it would be in your best interest to keep it moving if you saw me in person.


    in fact, i might not be the dude to lay hands on you if i'm around other people. somebody else might get to you before i would and i'm sure you wouldn't want those type of problems. i'm actually surprised that nobody from the web has even got to you yet for all the shit you talk period and the fact that you make it obvious where you stay at. i would be watching my back if i were you. you probably had a couple of folks that probably ran up on you ready to beat you up without you realizing it. icon_neutral.gif hell, i'm surprised folks haven't put you on one of those blogs, airing you out connecting your real identity to your online shit.. you would think that someone such as yourself would try to make yourself anonymous but you're so desperate for attention that your logic flies out the window. you're really not that bright.



    Blah, blah, blah...I didn't even bothering finishing your post. Whatever. I would fuck you, then your mother for good measure. And I'm a bottom and would still make yall my bitch. How bout them apples?!?!icon_lol.gif


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    BREH!
  • TheBaise

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    Feb 06, 2015 1:44 AM GMT
    A redneck guy on his back with his ankles behind his ears / with my German beercan up his ass / is gonna make some noise!
  • tj85016

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    Feb 06, 2015 4:00 AM GMT
    what did you use for a condom, a Miller Lite label?
  • AMoonHawk

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    Feb 06, 2015 4:08 AM GMT
    hmmm ... let me provide a real critique
    This is neither erotic, porn or romantic.
    Get off you knees and have some respect for yourself.
  • Tig3r

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    Feb 06, 2015 5:11 AM GMT
    AMoonHawk saidhmmm ... let me provide a real critique
    This is neither erotic, porn or romantic.
    Get off you knees and have some respect for yourself.

    Agreed.
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    Feb 06, 2015 5:13 AM GMT
    AMoonHawk saidhmmm ... let me provide a real critique
    This is neither erotic, porn or romantic.
    Get off you knees and have some respect for yourself.


    LOL. I'm picturing Inque rolling around in the dirt with Bubba Gump. Lawd if his wife could only have seen THAT! icon_lol.gif
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    Feb 06, 2015 5:18 AM GMT
    Chapter 2 of this love story: Inque sucks the dick cheese off a toothless hobo under a highway overpass while dressed up as Precious
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    Feb 06, 2015 5:26 AM GMT
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