Hot hookup with a homeless guy

  • dilfforrent

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    Feb 13, 2015 11:33 PM GMT
    I was bored yesterday and drove around WeHo the other day, came across a homeless guy in his 30's with dreadlocks who was really attractive. I asked him if he wanted to make some money, and he immediately said he had HIV. I said that's not a problem, and asked him what his price was to receive a bj. He was kind of drunk and said $100, so I offered $200.

    I brought him to my place where he had probably his first shower in several weeks. By that time he sobered up, and said he wanted $900. Still a great deal, so I said sure. We went to the bedroom and I went down on him. He wasn't hard for the first 10 minutes, so we took a break, and I gave him a small handful of Cialis icon_lol.gif After that he was rock hard and 7 inches! The fact that he was straight just heightened the experience.

    Afterwards I told him not to spend the money on drugs, and he promised he won't. We actually had an interesting conversation during the drive back to his area. We exchanged a kiss before I dropped him off. icon_biggrin.gif The feeling I got from him was that he was open to having multiple sessions, so until next time!
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    Feb 14, 2015 12:16 AM GMT
    $900 to go down on a guy with AIDS.

    WINNINGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!11

    I don't even know what to say.

    thumbs up.
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    Feb 14, 2015 12:22 AM GMT
    Hahahaha, You just can't make this stuff up. Ezekiel is gonna have to work to top this one. icon_lol.gif
  • PRDGUY

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    Feb 14, 2015 12:23 AM GMT
    That's fucked up dude!! $900 to give a blow job??? Don't you know anyone that would enjoy one for free? Weird post.
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    Feb 14, 2015 12:25 AM GMT
    I am a better deal
    $700 club and clean!

    lol
  • PRDGUY

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    Feb 14, 2015 12:28 AM GMT
    $500.00 here, I want multiple blowjobs I want the evening. LOLZ
  • buddycat

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    Feb 14, 2015 12:35 AM GMT
    Wow, I am cheap. If I like you I would do a lot more than that for a couple compliments and maybe a nice dinner.icon_lol.gif I am very clean and negative too.
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    Feb 14, 2015 12:38 AM GMT
    This is just like the time I wanted to put on a live Sex show so I paid some Dude 50 Grand to watch Me strip naked and give a REALLY Hot performance.

    I had worked up a real sweat and was just about to go for the money shot when I realized the guy was blind and thought He had been taken to his dialysis treatment. He asked why it smelled like ham and salami in the room then passed out from renal failure.

    The paramedics were really Hot tho...
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    Feb 14, 2015 12:57 AM GMT
    LOL!
  • Timbales

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    Feb 14, 2015 1:27 AM GMT
    Cash saidThis is just like the time I wanted to put on a live Sex show so I paid some Dude 50 Grand to watch Me strip naked and give a REALLY Hot performance.

    I had worked up a real sweat and was just about to go for the money shot when I realized the guy was blind and thought He had been taken to his dialysis treatment. He asked why it smelled like ham and salami in the room then passed out from renal failure.

    The paramedics were really Hot tho...


    mmmmmm hammmmmm
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    Feb 14, 2015 2:07 AM GMT
    I don't buy that. icon_rolleyes.gif

    You picked up a drunk, poz homeless guy, brought him home, and gave him a BJ for $900??? icon_rolleyes.gificon_rolleyes.gif

    That just doesn't add up. It's Valentines Day, not April Fool. icon_rolleyes.gificon_rolleyes.gificon_rolleyes.gif
  • dilfforrent

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    Feb 14, 2015 3:32 AM GMT
    It's not prostitution since I approached him. It could even become a relationship, since he was interested in multiple sessions. I just happen to be more generous than some of you.
  • venue35

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    Feb 14, 2015 3:37 AM GMT
    Yes it is but this is probably another sock account you puppet!
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    Feb 14, 2015 3:37 AM GMT
    You never go full retard
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    Feb 14, 2015 4:12 AM GMT
    The real question is... is this AS hot as the "hot hookup with a redneck" post, or is this one even hotter?
  • venue35

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    Feb 14, 2015 4:13 AM GMT
    What was hot about this hook up anyway??

    1)He smelled
    2)He ripped you off
    3)He couldn't even get a boner from your nasty mouth
    4)You had to give him cialis

    FAIL
  • dilfforrent

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    Feb 14, 2015 4:16 AM GMT
    He didn't smell, as I already said, he showered beforehand. It's understandable that he couldn't get hard because he was straight! Bunch of surprisingly judgmental prudes here!
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    Feb 14, 2015 4:19 AM GMT
    Nice but no smellyfeet guy...

    http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/798308
  • AMoonHawk

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    Feb 14, 2015 4:27 AM GMT
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    Feb 14, 2015 4:41 AM GMT
    I'd do THIS homeless guy in a heartbeat, maybe without even cleaning him up:

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kRo1O3qem0
  • mybud

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    Feb 14, 2015 4:42 AM GMT
    dilfforrent saidIt's not prostitution since I approached him. It could even become a relationship, since he was interested in multiple sessions. I just happen to be more generous than some of you.
    I think you're disgusting..
  • Eli_jah

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    Feb 14, 2015 4:44 AM GMT
    Inque, ha iconic thread! Spawning parodies, haha.
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    Feb 14, 2015 5:07 AM GMT
    High risk and high cost. Plus you took advantage of someone in a lesser place than you because you have money. Shameless at best. Im sure if you donated the $900 to a local homeless shelter you could have helped more people, and likely still received a bj, unless of course you are that ugly, which your post indicates you just may be….
    All the best to you going forward.. icon_rolleyes.gif
  • Eli_jah

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    Feb 14, 2015 5:14 AM GMT
    Please tell me you guys are not taking this seriously? icon_eek.gif

    This is obviously a parody of Inque's post about hooking up with that drunk dude.
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    Feb 14, 2015 12:08 PM GMT
    Mulignan saidPlease tell me you guys are not taking this seriously? icon_eek.gif

    This is obviously a parody of Inque's post about hooking up with that drunk dude.


    ^^^This guy gets it. icon_biggrin.gif