Would you suck a guy in the park or woods?

  • infinitefrien...

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    Feb 15, 2015 7:33 PM GMT
    I just did...

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    Feb 15, 2015 8:23 PM GMT
    I'm judging you -- unless he was Liam Hemsworth. I'd still judge you, but I can sympathize... If I was Miley I would've gone CrAzY losing that man icon_eek.gif

    But no I could not. I go backpacking in the Catskills and if I was with a serious bf in the privacy of my tent --after I freshen "the one eyed monster" with wipes-- yes I would and he'd love every minute of it icon_wink.gif
  • Svnw688

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    Feb 15, 2015 8:26 PM GMT
    I HATE this troll cat so much.

    No, OP, no. I don't commit ILLEGAL (in every state) sexual acts and I don't have to register on the SEX OFFENDER REGISTRY.
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    Feb 15, 2015 9:55 PM GMT
    Only his blood.
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    Feb 15, 2015 10:00 PM GMT
    Svnw688 saidI HATE this troll cat so much.

    No, OP, no. I don't commit ILLEGAL (in every state) sexual acts and I don't have to register on the SEX OFFENDER REGISTRY.



    Hey - give the troll some credit. How often is he likely to find someone who just happens to be blind and deaf, standing in the middle of the woods where he lives, with his pants down around his ankles sporting a full erection and unable to scream when he realized what was happening.

    How in the Hell ELSE is the OP supposed to get any action?!?!?!?
  • Svnw688

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    Feb 15, 2015 10:25 PM GMT
    @CASH

    He could get action with himself: Cat Nip.
  • infinitefrien...

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    Feb 16, 2015 4:58 PM GMT
    Cash said
    Svnw688 saidI HATE this troll cat so much.

    No, OP, no. I don't commit ILLEGAL (in every state) sexual acts and I don't have to register on the SEX OFFENDER REGISTRY.



    Hey - give the troll some credit. How often is he likely to find someone who just happens to be blind and deaf, standing in the middle of the woods where he lives, with his pants down around his ankles sporting a full erection and unable to scream when he realized what was happening.

    How in the Hell ELSE is the OP supposed to get any action?!?!?!?



    Nah, he wanted me. He loves my sucking skills, he came.
  • jo2hotbod

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    Feb 17, 2015 1:41 AM GMT
    Cash said
    Svnw688 saidI HATE this troll cat so much.

    No, OP, no. I don't commit ILLEGAL (in every state) sexual acts and I don't have to register on the SEX OFFENDER REGISTRY.



    Hey - give the troll some credit. How often is he likely to find someone who just happens to be blind and deaf, standing in the middle of the woods where he lives, with his pants down around his ankles sporting a full erection and unable to scream when he realized what was happening.

    How in the Hell ELSE is the OP supposed to get any action?!?!?!?


    He can't be erect he's a pussy... lol
  • Crepuscule

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    Feb 18, 2015 7:25 PM GMT
    Svnw688 said
    No, OP, no. I don't commit ILLEGAL (in every state) sexual acts and I don't have to register on the SEX OFFENDER REGISTRY.


    Hang on... is it illegal in the US of A to have sexual intercourse in the forest? Has anyone noticed the animals about this?
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    Feb 18, 2015 8:29 PM GMT
    I'm sure that a lot of heteros do and are doing it!icon_lol.gif
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    Feb 18, 2015 9:17 PM GMT
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    Feb 19, 2015 2:24 PM GMT
    I have in the woods and it's fun
  • mybud

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    Feb 19, 2015 4:30 PM GMT
    cum_on saidI have in the woods and it's fun
    You wanton hussy...
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    Feb 19, 2015 4:31 PM GMT
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    HOLLA!
    The bitch looks like a poisonous mushroom...
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    Feb 19, 2015 4:50 PM GMT
    Would you suck a guy in the park or woods?

    Not in a public park, that's illegal. But I have on private property. When I was camping, at a gay site, and also on my former BF's extensive logging property.

    The main problem with exposing your skin in the deep woods is insects, especially mosquitos. You do NOT want mosquito bites on your dick & balls, nor on your face. Blowing or getting blown in the woods may have some bucolic attraction, but practical considerations must always be taken into account. Trust the advice of an avid outdoor camper.
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    Feb 19, 2015 5:46 PM GMT
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    Feb 19, 2015 6:02 PM GMT
    I have before with a friend. ,but it was at a private nudist campground, where it is very common to have sex in the woods. We went camping with a few other guys and that night there was a group circle jerk campfire. I have to say it was the best campfire I ever had with everyone jerking off around the campfire. Early the next morning my friend and I went on a morning nude hike and he said he was so horny that he wanted to fuck me over this big rock. I was really hoping he would want to fuck me out in the woods, so my dream came true. lol You have to sign a waiver when you register that you are not offended by nudity nor viewing anyone having consensual sex anywhere's on campground property and that you agree to be subjected to both visual nudity and acts of sex by other campers. Nudity and sex was permitted anywhere's on campground property.
  • mystery905

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    Feb 21, 2015 6:38 PM GMT
    I think a lot of you have to get off your high horse and admit to what you have done.
  • wesv

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    Feb 25, 2015 7:09 AM GMT
    That's illegal and the repercussions that follow are not worth it. I wouldn't dare.
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    Mar 02, 2015 1:48 AM GMT
    I have in the woods. Very hot! and yes, it was on private property.
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    Mar 10, 2015 4:44 PM GMT
    get over yourselves- i have and would again!! public sex makes me so fuckin horny!
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    Mar 10, 2015 5:15 PM GMT
    musclebottom93 saidget over yourselves- i have and would again!! public sex makes me so fuckin horny!


    Not sure about your laws in Ireland but here in the U.S. public sex can get you arrested and labeled a "sex offender." They can also put your name and address on the front page of the newspaper. Just not worth it in my mind.
  • Farmboy8

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    Mar 10, 2015 10:38 PM GMT
    musclebottom93 saidget over yourselves- i have and would again!! public sex makes me so fuckin horny!


    Amen to that!
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    Mar 10, 2015 11:18 PM GMT
    musclebottom93 saidget over yourselves- i have and would again!! public sex makes me so fuckin horny!

    With how many guys? (Your desire, no?)

    Pics? (you can send privately.)
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    Mar 11, 2015 4:09 AM GMT
    This is really interesting. The "woods" is perceived as a city park apparently, with swing sets and park benches. No I would not have sex in that kind of park. But deep in the woods, I have camped nekkid, swum nekkid, hiked nekkid, and fucked nekkid too. Having sex with a big blue sky above you or the milky way stretched out overhead is amazing. It depends on what woods you are talking about I guess.