My Mardi Gras Costume Became an Unintended Social Experiment

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    Feb 18, 2015 4:31 AM GMT
    I went as a M2M Kissing Booth for straight men as I marched in a parade today. Gay men could kiss me for 5¢ but straight men were free, plus I had military discounts too. I was expecting to get maybe two or three kisses and I expected those to be from gay guys. I really wasn't expecting to get kissed a lot....just to have a funny costume. But that's not how it turned out. I got kissed at least eighty times and less than 10 of those were gay men. At a couple of points I had a line of straight guys waiting to kiss me. And yes they all were truly straight or at least living a straight lifestyle as almost all of them had their girlfriends and wives filming us. Very few guys seemed uninterested when I asked them to kiss me and after asking where they were from, they were always from Northern cities such as New York. 100% of the guys from New Orleans all agreed to kiss me which makes me very proud of how accepting our straight brothers are here. So much for the South being the homophobic part of the U.S.! Even the guys that probably weren't into kissing another guy did it anyway to show support. I was really touched by the love I felt from the straight men today. icon_redface.gif

    I didn't get to film that many because the battery was low in my camera, and half the ones I did film were unusable because I couldn't see to aim the camera properly. But here are a few. (Sorry for the terrible quality. It was very hard to hold the camera in that cumbersome box.)

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    Front of my costume

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    Back of my costume

    Video compliation here ---> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-tkxrzFEe0&list=PLsz3nEodclqlNkvb01GWjRF4auDHnnjIn

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    Feb 18, 2015 4:36 AM GMT
    Beats these types of cardboard box costumes:

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  • whytehot

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    Feb 18, 2015 4:40 AM GMT
    What's with all your converting-straight-guy-fantasy threads, like with the weird handshake one. Hol half of that paragraph was about how straight yet interested they were.

    Straight girls likewise get gay guys to feel their tits because no sexual tension.
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    Feb 18, 2015 4:52 AM GMT
    Hmmmm. Now I have an idea for Halloween.
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    Feb 18, 2015 4:57 AM GMT
    I love mardi gras!!! I was had could be there instead of doing homework :/
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    Feb 18, 2015 4:58 AM GMT
    willular saidI love mardi gras!!! I was had could be there instead of doing homework :/


    It was the best one yet! But I tend to say that each year because I always think it's impossible to have more fun the next year.
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    Feb 18, 2015 5:02 AM GMT
    Wow. You really are ugly.
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    Feb 18, 2015 5:03 AM GMT
    Radd said
    willular saidI love mardi gras!!! I was had could be there instead of doing homework :/


    It was the best one yet! But I tend to say that each year because I always think it's impossible to have more fun the next year.


    My best friend from Miami went. He said it was full of white trash and ugly people. I'm inclined to believe him more now...
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    Feb 18, 2015 5:05 AM GMT
    Radd said
    willular saidI love mardi gras!!! I was had could be there instead of doing homework :/


    It was the best one yet! But I tend to say that each year because I always think it's impossible to have more fun the next year.


    I basically "came out" during Mardi Gras '08....what a week lol.

    MG is something everyone should experience at least once in their life.
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    Feb 18, 2015 5:14 AM GMT
    How cute and creative. icon_razz.gif

    Were you a "voyeurinal" last year?

    You kissed a shark! Imagine you kissing RJ Shark!! icon_lol.gificon_lol.gif
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    Feb 18, 2015 6:20 AM GMT
    cute, but i wouldn't let 80 strangers kiss me… thats a lot of germs… lol..
  • monstapex

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    Feb 18, 2015 6:33 AM GMT
    That reminds of the movie MV5BMjE4OTkyNzcyM15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwODcx

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  • TheBaise

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    Feb 18, 2015 6:37 AM GMT
    O.P. Dude, you are an idiot. And thanks for your left handed compliment in the other thread. Such as ass.
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    Feb 18, 2015 2:13 PM GMT
    Why was it free for straight guys and not for gays?
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    Feb 18, 2015 4:27 PM GMT
    Definitely clever icon_smile.gif
  • HndsmKansan

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    Feb 18, 2015 4:36 PM GMT
    No doubt I would have noticed and checked it all out.
    Great idea. I'm curious what you wore.

    If I were doing it, of course, I'd just wear a swimming suit or pair of shorts (that is, if in the summer).

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    Feb 18, 2015 9:07 PM GMT
    jmusmc85 saidWow. You really are ugly.


    Seriously? I think he's hot.
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    Feb 18, 2015 9:21 PM GMT
    HndsmKansan saidNo doubt I would have noticed and checked it all out.
    Great idea. I'm curious what you wore.


    I wore a red shirt, black dress slacks and black jacket with a red floral tie. Everything matched the booth. Plus I had on thermals underneath because it was very cold yesterday.
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    Feb 18, 2015 9:22 PM GMT
    belovedpath said
    jmusmc85 saidWow. You really are ugly.


    Seriously? I think he's hot.


    You can't take him serious. He asked me to top him in another thread last week.
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    Feb 18, 2015 9:24 PM GMT
    __morphic__ saidWhy was it free for straight guys and not for gays?


    Because I felt it my duty to provide relief to the less fortunate. And everyone knows that gay men, like the Lesbians, recruit. Well, that and straight guys are usually hotter! icon_cool.gif
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    Feb 18, 2015 11:18 PM GMT
    indigodog saidOP looks like a hobo. Disgusting.


    Thanks! That's the look I was going for. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Feb 18, 2015 11:22 PM GMT
    hairyandym saidcute, but i wouldn't let 80 strangers kiss me… thats a lot of germs… lol..


    I know right! Hope he used an entire bottle of listerine.

    But very clever costume indeed....I would have gladly kissed some of those straight guys. icon_biggrin.gificon_surprised.gif
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    Feb 19, 2015 5:29 AM GMT
    Erik101 said
    hairyandym saidcute, but i wouldn't let 80 strangers kiss me… thats a lot of germs… lol..


    I know right! Hope he used an entire bottle of listerine.

    But very clever costume indeed....I would have gladly kissed some of those straight guys. icon_biggrin.gificon_surprised.gif


    Tequila works much better than Listerine. icon_wink.gif
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    Feb 19, 2015 7:14 AM GMT
    ok, Radd…. promise me you will never use the term 'slacks' ever again? LOL… WTF are slacks anyway???
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    Feb 19, 2015 8:37 AM GMT
    polfsky said
    You kissed a shark! Imagine you kissing RJ Shark!! icon_lol.gificon_lol.gif
    Now there's a thoroughly repulsive thought.