How do I get hot guys?

  • infinitefrien...

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    Feb 18, 2015 5:55 PM GMT
    I need some action!! icon_biggrin.gif
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    Feb 18, 2015 9:58 PM GMT
    Buy them a car.
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    Feb 19, 2015 12:36 AM GMT
    infinitefriend9 saidI need some action!! icon_biggrin.gif


    Get hotter?

    Although... i'm not especially hot and I've gotten plenty of guys who were really hot.. so it's probably easier than you are thinking. Leagues arent real imo
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    Feb 19, 2015 12:39 AM GMT
    I'm dating an ex gogo dancer and model. He had kids so he's still hot, just no time for dancing Now. Not that I mind.
  • jo2hotbod

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    Feb 19, 2015 1:12 AM GMT
    Stop being a pussy
  • bobbobbob

    Posts: 2812

    Feb 19, 2015 6:18 PM GMT
    You can't. Here's a partial list of reasons why.



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    Feb 19, 2015 6:30 PM GMT
    Become a hot guy yourself. It's the easiest way to get one. icon_smile.gif
  • NeuralShock

    Posts: 411

    Feb 19, 2015 6:38 PM GMT
    Just say you're a cute kitten looking for some cuddles.

  • Feb 20, 2015 3:02 AM GMT
    Charm

    Italian flattery
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    Feb 20, 2015 3:04 AM GMT
    Go to the Sahara.
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    Feb 20, 2015 4:57 AM GMT
    kill yourself. I hear the guys in hell are pretty hot.
  • NeuralShock

    Posts: 411

    Feb 20, 2015 5:02 AM GMT
    DEKIRUMAN saidkill yourself. I hear the guys in hell are pretty hot.


    Not cute and not acceptable.
    Suicide isn't a joke.
  • Svnw688

    Posts: 3350

    Feb 20, 2015 5:32 AM GMT
    @NeuralShock

    I'm with you, suicide isn't a joke. Having said that, OP is a troll/sock account (please see BobBobBob's summation above) that is not a "normal" person. It's either an account:

    (1). By a classic troll, who deserves no mercy.

    (2). By admin trying to say provocative OPs and generate traffic (unlikely in my opinion, the incremental 'increase' in clicks and traffic would be de minimus).

    (3). By a paid provocateur, funded by a right-wing organization, such as Focus on the Family, who is attempting to make the forums so inane that members stop visiting the site (i.e., a mole).

    I won't shed any tears over that (inappropriate) suicide joke as applied to OP.
  • rdberg1957

    Posts: 662

    Feb 20, 2015 5:57 AM GMT
    I have found that my sexual attractions are very fickle and are unreliable sources of information. I am usually attracted to guys who are like my parents personality wise and that's not good. So the guys I find most attractive are the worst for me. I have decided not to look for hot guys, but lovable and loving guys who may not be so hot.
  • glowstik

    Posts: 150

    Feb 20, 2015 6:56 AM GMT
    Stupid troll account! Well looks like we've been had gang.. and to think I was about to answer seriously.
  • buddycat

    Posts: 1874

    Feb 20, 2015 8:42 AM GMT
    Well if you are only interested in the hottest guys, be hot yourself or make a lot of money.
  • being_human

    Posts: 152

    Feb 20, 2015 11:39 AM GMT
    bobbobbob saidYou can't. Here's a partial list of reasons why.



    Do you enjoy asking stupid questions?
    <a href="http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/4005612" target="_blank">http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/4005612</a>

    Did you really suck a guy in the woods?
    <a href="http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/4005773/" target="_blank">http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/4005773/</a>

    Did you have on your high heels?
    <a href="http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/4003994/" target="_blank">http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/4003994/</a>

    Are your teeth still brown?
    <a href="http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/4002307/" target="_blank">http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/4002307/</a>

    How did he feel about kissing you?
    <a href="http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/3997417/" target="_blank">http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/3997417/</a>

    Did you fart when you shot off?
    <a href="http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/3998944/" target="_blank">http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/3998944/</a>

    Did he pay you with pennies to suck him?
    <a href="http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/3998058/" target="_blank">http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/3998058/</a>

    Did you get approval first from your dating guru?
    <a href="http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/4000064/" target="_blank">http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/4000064/</a>

    Have your eyebrows grown back?
    <a href="http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/3999657/" target="_blank">http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/3999657/</a>

    Did you douche before you sucked him?
    <a href="http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/4006236/" target="_blank">http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/4006236/</a>

    Have you figured out why cute guys are repulsed by you?
    <a href="http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/3980768/" target="_blank">http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/3980768/</a>

    Have you figured out why guys like you never get hot guys?
    <a href="http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/4007180" target="_blank">http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/4007180</a>

    Why didn't you suck him off in a toilet?
    <a href="http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/3967833/" target="_blank">http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/3967833/</a>

    Did you get fisted in the woods?
    <a href="http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/3965677/" target="_blank">http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/3965677/</a>

    <span style="font-weight:bold;" ><span style="font-size: 23px;">Have you figured out why you don't have a f**King boyfriend?</span></span>
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    haha. VoilĂ !!! Seems a lil research went underhand
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    Feb 20, 2015 12:23 PM GMT
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    Feb 20, 2015 4:22 PM GMT
    I just follow these tips and it seems to work icon_smile.gif

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    Feb 21, 2015 10:47 PM GMT
    Looks are overrated anyway. The answer for this question is open to personal interpretation, because what you may consider hot I, or another person might consider average and vice versa. If you want hook-ups, try bars, or dating sites/applications.