Would you go in a Relationship with a man who...

  • NeuralShock

    Posts: 411

    Feb 19, 2015 3:28 AM GMT
    Farts a lot.

    And by farts I mean like he just lifts his leg and just explodes. Like when we talk about "All about that bass" his ass is like a 10x10ft subwoofer that rumbles the ground with his thunderous gas. Like Zeus threw a bolt of lightning at the planet and it was like KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM with debris flying everywhere.

    And the best/worst part is that they smell so bad they can clear a room. Useful at parties... boring parties that you want to end, or mettings- take him to meetings!

    So... would you?
  • bobbobbob

    Posts: 2812

    Feb 19, 2015 3:35 AM GMT

    At least you get an audible warning before the noxious fumes take your breath away!!!!!

    Worry more about the ones who do stealth farts in bed and fan the covers to blow it out on your side when you're almost asleep!

    My first man used to do that. The fact that I tolerated it for 23 years is a statement to his better qualities and my stupidity.

    But on the funnier side:

    We once went to a funeral home viewing of a man neither of us cared for very much. In fact no one really did. The joke the day before at happy hour was that we we all going just to make sure he was really dead. My lover put out a cloud of his silent killer gas right by the coffin. It was priceless to watch overly dramatic queens walk up to the coffin and nearly faint.
  • Rhi_Bran

    Posts: 911

    Feb 19, 2015 4:04 AM GMT
    Considering nobody actually farts like that for extended periods of time without dying of either fluid loss or extensive colon hemorrhage, I'd say this thread is kind of moot...
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Feb 19, 2015 5:36 AM GMT
    Probably not. Is he lactose intolerant? For someone who is, to eat or drink milk products can cause this.
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Feb 21, 2015 11:06 PM GMT
    Is this thread a joke, or were you really interested in the answers? Everyone farts, that is the truth, but nobody wants to smell/taste someone else's fart. Let me re-phrase that, most people don't want to do that. Maybe the person has a medical condition and should seek medical help. I would date someone who farts, because everyone does. It is natural, even though what you described is a bit extreme.