Male triathletes' bodies: Straight guys dig 'em

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    Feb 24, 2015 10:02 PM GMT
    OK, well maybe that's a bit of a stretch...LOL...but I was amused at something which transpired last night.

    I was out with four friends - a disparate, interesting, fun group of people amongst whom I'm the token gay person. We were looking forward to a couple of hours of drinks, eats, and laughs.

    After a suitable amount of time for us to peruse the menu, our server approached the table. He was new on the crew and hadn't been seen by us before. Although his black "uniform" shirt was loose-fitting, I could easily tell the man's body was TIGHT. His lanky frame was adorned by well-developed pecs and defined 6-to-8-pack abs. Though slender, his arms were laced with sinew and radiated strength. All of his motions were made with an athlete's confident smoothness. DAMN, talk about an appetizer.

    Orders taken, the server ambled off toward the kitchen. One of the people in this group I was with is a guy in his late 20's who bikes like a fiend and has competed in a few triathlons. So I turned to him and said, "Do you think he does tri's? Dude's ripped!" His reply: "I noticed that too. WOW!"

    A post of no consequence and next to no significance, to be sure, but I thought I'd write it anyway. icon_smile.gif
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    Feb 25, 2015 6:53 PM GMT
    okonomiyaki saidOK, well maybe that's a bit of a stretch...LOL...but I was amused at something which transpired last night.

    I was out with four friends - a disparate, interesting, fun group of people amongst whom I'm the token gay person. We were looking forward to a couple of hours of drinks, eats, and laughs.

    After a suitable amount of time for us to peruse the menu, our server approached the table. He was new on the crew and hadn't been seen by us before. Although his black "uniform" shirt was loose-fitting, I could easily tell the man's body was TIGHT. His lanky frame was adorned by well-developed pecs and defined 6-to-8-pack abs. Though slender, his arms were laced with sinew and radiated strength. All of his motions were made with an athlete's confident smoothness. DAMN, talk about an appetizer.

    Orders taken, the server ambled off toward the kitchen. One of the people in this group I was with is a guy in his late 20's who bikes like a fiend and has competed in a few triathlons. So I turned to him and said, "Do you think he does tri's? Dude's ripped!" His reply: "I noticed that too. WOW!"

    A post of no consequence and next to no significance, to be sure, but I thought I'd write it anyway. icon_smile.gif


    And well-written it was! Very nice description - and what's the name of that restaurant, BTW? icon_cool.gif
  • Hotgymguy22

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    Feb 25, 2015 8:09 PM GMT
    Thread is pointless without pics... Lol
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    Feb 25, 2015 9:17 PM GMT
    A few years ago, on work assignment, I was riding in a car load of guys headed to a job site. We passed a group of masons who were building house. One of them had his shirt off (of course) and had the most amazing physique: Perfect proportions, eight-pack abs, square pecs, cantaloupe biceps... Utterly lean. Deep man tan.

    ..the straight, mormon guy driving our rental car went all the way around the block to get another look.
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    Feb 25, 2015 9:42 PM GMT
    I loved reading this part:

    "After a suitable amount of time for us to peruse the menu, our server approached the table. He was new on the crew and hadn't been seen by us before. Although his black "uniform" shirt was loose-fitting, I could easily tell the man's body was TIGHT. His lanky frame was adorned by well-developed pecs and defined 6-to-8-pack abs. Though slender, his arms were laced with sinew and radiated strength. All of his motions were made with an athlete's confident smoothness."

    Are you a writer? Write porn? - Really mean this in the lightest sense.
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    Feb 25, 2015 11:01 PM GMT
    Well, first off - thanks for admitting your post has no point, because it clearly doesn't.

    But I'm embarrassed that gay men still think a certain way about a couple of things written in your "story."

    1) why do you refer to yourself as the "token" gay? Are you only there amongst these people ("friends") because they feel obligated to have you as a "token" member of the group? Gays need to stop referring to themselves as "token" anything and start thinking about themselves as legit members of the groups they hang out with.

    (and NO - it is not funny or humorous to me to be considered "token" anything, black, asian, gay or whatever).

    2) why do you seem shocked/surprised that a straight guy (especially another athlete) feels comfortable recognizing that another man (straight or not) has nice physicality? BIG DEAL! This is another "gay man fantasy" story that actually high-lights why gay men don't feel they can or should be accepted in a pre-dominantly straight society. Isn't it a bit shallow that it seems "most" gay men can only recognize other mens physical attributes vs. other fine qualities that people you meet out in public may have? Sure, it's fun to say "oh my, that guy's handsome or fit." But come on! Is that all anyone ever has to say about anything?

    It gets a bit old after a while, well written story or not.
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    Feb 26, 2015 2:16 AM GMT
    okonomiyaki saidHis reply: "I noticed that too. WOW!"


    He said that because he wanted you to be proud of him for allowing you to be his token gay. Congrats.
  • Malan

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    Feb 26, 2015 1:38 PM GMT
    Very well-written and enjoyable!
  • Jsrdy

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    Nov 22, 2016 4:19 PM GMT
    Triathletes are some of the hottest guys I have ever seen. They have confidence, their uniforms leave nothing to the imagination and from experience I can tell you they are damn good in bed!