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    Mar 12, 2015 5:37 AM GMT
    Well...icon_biggrin.gif

    I'll answer to whenever I get bored or forget...
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    Mar 12, 2015 5:39 AM GMT
    How many guys have you "satisfied" in one day?
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    Mar 12, 2015 5:41 AM GMT
    ^^I wouldn't ask such a personal question (and the answer might tend toward exaggeration) -

    but -

    What's with the Barbie doll as your pic? I could understand the beach shack - but Barbie?

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    Mar 12, 2015 5:42 AM GMT
    What does Spazzy taste like?
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    Mar 12, 2015 5:43 AM GMT
    HikerSkier said^^I wouldn't ask such a personal question (and the answer might tend toward exaggeration) -
    but -
    What's with the Barbie doll as your pic? I could understand the beach shack - but Barbie?

    He was the one bragging about taking on the South African and Russian in one night. The Miami Visitor Bureau should have him on their payroll for being such an "accommodating" goodwill ambassador.
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    Mar 12, 2015 5:58 AM GMT
    Lumpyoatmeal saidHow many guys have you "satisfied" in one day?


    This summer I attended the Xlsior Circuit Festival in Mykonos, Greece. I traveled alone but knew of some friends from Miami who were staying at a near by hotel. My hotel was mostly straight while theirs was almost (ok ALL) exclusively gay.

    It was situated on a hill with all the rooms surrounding a rather large swimming pool. One night, they invited me to accompany them on a night out on the town. I agreed. I took a taxi and wandered up to their hotel room. As I was passing the swimming pool, I noticed a group of about 4 men sitting on the shallow end on the pool making out. I clutched my pearls!!!! icon_eek.gif What kind of place was this I asked??!?!?!

    I soon met with my friends and we continued on with our night. We went out to a few bars,mingled with locals and visitors, and naturally, this being our holiday, got drunk. As we were returning to the hotel (around5-6am) I noticed that the same group of men were still there lounging around the pool...plus a few more.

    This being Mykonos, most of the men were gorgeous and well off. This is not a place for the riff raff, like New Jersey. It takes money and privilege to get here, especially for one of the biggest gay parties in Europe.

    By this point I was typsy and went to have a smoke before I retired to my hotel. As I sat on the lounge chairs outside a muscular, tanned, Italian man approached me and asked for a cigarette. I obliged. We soon struck up a conversation about were we were from and other pleasantries. At this time we were both shirtless since it was a hot night. I could not help but stare at his perfectly built body. After a few more minutes of this I noticed he began to rub his groin area. I knew were this was heading. icon_twisted.gif Soon we were making out on that lounge chair on the pool while the others watched. I remind you that I was still at my friends hotel. By this time things were getting so hot and heavy I suggested we go to his room.

    As we walked to his room across the pool I was slightly nervous. Maybe it was the alcohol, ok it WAS the alcohol, but I was feeling little uneasy yet still very excited. What am I getting into I asked myself? As I entered his room I noticed he was not here alone. He had come to Greece along with his own friends, a smaller but well built younger guy, and an older handsome gentlemen. If there ever was a definition for gorgeous Italian specimens, these men would be it.

    Me and the muscular Italian continued our session from the pool now on his bed while the others watched. The room smelled of wine and cigarettes. It smelled of sex. Being the sexually adventurous man I am, I gestured for the younger Italian to join us in bed. He undressed and then came to join us in a menage a trios. Then it became 4. icon_twisted.gif

    The rest I will let you leave up to your imagination. icon_surprised.gif

    The next day I asked the sole guy who worked there if being surrounded by so many gay men and sexual energy made him uncomfortable...he said no. icon_twisted.gif
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    Mar 12, 2015 6:03 AM GMT
    mindgarden saidWhat does Spazzy taste like?


    Bitterness, racism, and coco butter.icon_lol.gif
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    Mar 12, 2015 6:07 AM GMT
    HikerSkier said^^I wouldn't ask such a personal question (and the answer might tend toward exaggeration) -

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    What's with the Barbie doll as your pic? I could understand the beach shack - but Barbie?



    It's from an article in the Miami New Times about shallowness and narcissism in Miami. I thought it was hilarious at the time.
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    Mar 12, 2015 6:41 AM GMT
    What did you have for lunch today?
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    Mar 12, 2015 6:42 AM GMT
    xrichx saidWhat did you have for lunch today?


    A peanut butter and strawberry sandwich.

    I'm obsssed with strawberry preservatives at the moment. So delicious!!!
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    Mar 12, 2015 1:46 PM GMT
    Are you dating anyone right now??
    Do you have a crush on anyone in particular??
    Enquiring minds would like to know
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    Mar 12, 2015 2:02 PM GMT
    jmusmc85 said
    xrichx saidWhat did you have for lunch today?


    A peanut butter and strawberry sandwich.

    I'm obsssed with strawberry preservatives at the moment. So delicious!!!


    Isn't that unhealthy to eat so many preservatives? I would think the strawberries themselves would taste better. Who knew?
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    Mar 12, 2015 2:12 PM GMT
    Would You rather sleep with an elderly Billionaire (knowing He will pass out in under 15 minutes anyway) and get to cruise the Aegean for a month on His fully staffed yacht or take one-night-only with an aspiring Porn Star knowing that You would have to give Him cigarette money as He left to go meet His parole officer while you soaked the sheets in Chlorox?
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    Mar 12, 2015 2:13 PM GMT
    What's the difference between Preservatives and marmalade?
    Same thing right??
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    Mar 12, 2015 2:32 PM GMT
    venue35 saidWhat's the difference between Preservatives and marmalade?
    Same thing right??


    • Preserves - Food made with fruit preserved in sugar, such as jam or marmalade. So yes, the same thing.

    • Preservatives - Chemical additives used to prevent or retard spoilage caused by oxidation or the growth of mold. And apparently a delicacy in Miami. icon_surprised.gif
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    Mar 12, 2015 2:53 PM GMT
    venue35 saidAre you dating anyone right now??
    Do you have a crush on anyone in particular??
    Enquiring minds would like to know


    1) No.
    2) I have a crush on a lot of people icon_surprised.gif
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    Mar 12, 2015 2:54 PM GMT
    Cash saidWould You rather sleep with an elderly Billionaire (knowing He will pass out in under 15 minutes anyway) and get to cruise the Aegean for a month on His fully staffed yacht or take one-night-only with an aspiring Porn Star knowing that You would have to give Him cigarette money as He left to go meet His parole officer while you soaked the sheets in Chlorox?


    I have sex with porn stars ALL. THE. TIME. so I wold go with billionaire...icon_biggrin.gif
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    Mar 12, 2015 2:57 PM GMT
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    venue35 saidWhat's the difference between Preservatives and marmalade?
    Same thing right??


    • Preserves - Food made with fruit preserved in sugar, such as jam or marmalade. So yes, the same thing.

    • Preservatives - Chemical additives used to prevent or retard spoilage caused by oxidation or the growth of mold. And apparently a delicacy in Miami. icon_surprised.gif


    I meant preserves!!!!!icon_biggrin.gif

    Which I guess, is still unhealthy???icon_confused.gif
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    Mar 12, 2015 3:16 PM GMT
    jmusmc85 said
    Cash saidWould You rather sleep with an elderly Billionaire (knowing He will pass out in under 15 minutes anyway) and get to cruise the Aegean for a month on His fully staffed yacht or take one-night-only with an aspiring Porn Star knowing that You would have to give Him cigarette money as He left to go meet His parole officer while you soaked the sheets in Chlorox?


    I have sex with porn stars ALL. THE. TIME. so I wold go with billionaire...icon_biggrin.gif


    You have chosen wisely My Son...
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    Mar 12, 2015 3:57 PM GMT
    Please choose one of the following:

    ☐ Enormous dick with below average body
    ☐ Below average dick with smoking body
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    Mar 12, 2015 4:46 PM GMT
    Radd said
    venue35 saidWhat's the difference between Preservatives and marmalade?
    Same thing right??


    • Preserves - Food made with fruit preserved in sugar, such as jam or marmalade. So yes, the same thing.

    • Preservatives - Chemical additives used to prevent or retard spoilage caused by oxidation or the growth of mold. And apparently a delicacy in Miami. icon_surprised.gif

    When I was a kid, my backyard had so many berries and I would make my own jam with sugar.
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    Mar 12, 2015 4:52 PM GMT
    CX838 said
    Radd said
    venue35 saidWhat's the difference between Preservatives and marmalade?
    Same thing right??


    • Preserves - Food made with fruit preserved in sugar, such as jam or marmalade. So yes, the same thing.

    • Preservatives - Chemical additives used to prevent or retard spoilage caused by oxidation or the growth of mold. And apparently a delicacy in Miami. icon_surprised.gif

    When I was a kid, my backyard had so many berries and I would make my own jam with sugar.


    Ok, this thread is about ME!!!
    If you want to take a trip down memory lane beat it!!!!icon_mad.gif
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    Mar 12, 2015 4:56 PM GMT
    jmusmc85 said
    CX838 said
    Radd said
    venue35 saidWhat's the difference between Preservatives and marmalade?
    Same thing right??


    • Preserves - Food made with fruit preserved in sugar, such as jam or marmalade. So yes, the same thing.

    • Preservatives - Chemical additives used to prevent or retard spoilage caused by oxidation or the growth of mold. And apparently a delicacy in Miami. icon_surprised.gif

    When I was a kid, my backyard had so many berries and I would make my own jam with sugar.


    Ok, this thread is about ME!!!
    If you want to take a trip down memory lane beat it!!!!icon_mad.gif


    Why you so mean to the Black guy? RACIST! icon_mad.gif
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    Mar 12, 2015 5:06 PM GMT
    If there are two guys that want you - one with an average face and a beautiful body, and the other with a beautiful face but an average fit body - which would you choose? (You can't have both at the same time).
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    Mar 12, 2015 5:12 PM GMT
    HikerSkier saidIf there are two guys that want you - one with an average face and a beautiful body, and the other with a beautiful face but an average fit body - which would you choose? (You can't have both at the same time).


    Stop ripping off my ideas! He hasn't even answered mine yet. Get to the back of the line. icon_mad.gif