What are your favorite gay pickup lines?

  • infinitefrien...

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    Mar 12, 2015 10:10 AM GMT
    Share them with me! icon_smile.gif
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    Mar 12, 2015 12:04 PM GMT
    My favorite is an answer. You're at a dance or a bar or whatever & some dude walks up and like ALL guys after a convo starts one of THE first subjects is sex. When somebody says to me, "Here to get some snatch tonight?" or another reference to het action I look him in the eye and flat out say no. icon_twisted.gif

    LOTS of interesting reactions! Mostly they get nervous and walk away because I'm assertive to make up for being skinny & not that tall. But I've worked from that "no" into a hookup on several occasions. Like just last Saturday when I ended up getting my best sex ever, literally all night long. icon_biggrin.gif

  • NeuralShock

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    Mar 12, 2015 1:19 PM GMT
    Oh heavens there are too many.

    Are you a malefecar? Because you're working blood magic in my pants.

    Suggestively I'd like to pound you like our Elcor tanks.


    Show me your biotic amp and I'll show you mine

    I just got a rail extension upgrade, if you know what I mean.

  • wellwell

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    Mar 12, 2015 4:30 PM GMT
    I like the ones' that are str8-2-the-point:


    "HI, I'VE ADMIRED YOU FROM A'FAR"
    or
    "OH, YOU FOUND ME; NOW WHAT?"
  • madsexy

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    Mar 12, 2015 5:27 PM GMT
    wellwell saidI like the ones' that are str8-2-the-point:


    "HI, I'VE ADMIRED YOU FROM A'FAR"
    or
    "OH, YOU FOUND ME; NOW WHAT?"

    When I was single, I went more 'to the point' -
    'WANNA FUCK?' was my fav. icon_redface.gif Hell it still is just now my fiancé saying it! icon_razz.gif
  • SomeSiciliano...

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    Mar 12, 2015 7:37 PM GMT
    Do you know how to use a whip?
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    Mar 12, 2015 7:41 PM GMT
    "if I said you had a rocking body would you hold it against me?"
  • SomeSiciliano...

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    Mar 12, 2015 8:19 PM GMT
    What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my cock down your throat.

    I bet I can run faster horny than you can scared.

    My dick just died...can I bury it in your asshole?







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    Mar 12, 2015 9:21 PM GMT
    ^
    Damn, you guys are lame. Whatever happened to the time tested, "If I told you you have a nice ass, would you hold it against me?"
  • jeep334

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    Mar 12, 2015 9:37 PM GMT
    GoCardinalsGo saidMy favorite is an answer. You're at a dance or a bar or whatever & some dude walks up and like ALL guys after a convo starts one of THE first subjects is sex. When somebody says to me, "Here to get some snatch tonight?" or another reference to het action I look him in the eye and flat out say no. icon_twisted.gif

    LOTS of interesting reactions! Mostly they get nervous and walk away because I'm assertive to make up for being skinny & not that tall. But I've worked from that "no" into a hookup on several occasions. Like just last Saturday when I ended up getting my best sex ever, literally all night long. icon_biggrin.gif



    That line was given to me (my buddy not wanting any hetro that night) once at a bar in college. My buddy and I went home and that was the beginning of an unbelievable year-long relationship. Still good friends to this day. sigh....... icon_cool.gif
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    Mar 12, 2015 10:07 PM GMT
    I didn't know people got creative with their pickup lines. I usually just say something like, "I think you're gorgeous. Would it interest you to have a drink with me?"
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    Mar 13, 2015 12:21 AM GMT
    I don't think I've ever had cheesy pick-up lines thrown at me, or vice versa.

    Not too long ago, someone stopped me on the way to the bathroom at a gay bar and just said, "hey, you're really handsome." That kinda thing is always appreciated. I said thanks, but I was with my bf.

    On the flip side, I would study someone for quite a bit of time before approaching them. I would try to say something linked to what they were wearing or doing or even drinking, like, "I love old fashioned's too. Where you from?"
  • Beeftastic

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    Mar 13, 2015 9:16 AM GMT
    huhwhat saidI don't think I've ever had cheesy pick-up lines thrown at me, or vice versa.

    Not too long ago, someone stopped me on the way to the bathroom at a gay bar and just said, "hey, you're really handsome." That kinda thing is always appreciated. I said thanks, but I was with my bf.

    On the flip side, I would study someone for quite a bit of time before approaching them. I would try to say something linked to what they were wearing or doing or even drinking, like, "I love old fashioned's too. Where you from?"



    This is great, but so often you get it wrong, and you look like a fool. Which means if they think you are cute, they will let it slide and give you an E for effort icon_smile.gif
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    Mar 13, 2015 11:56 AM GMT
    If I can catch a man's eye and give him a big smile that is usually a good ice breaker. Often the other guy says something to start a conversation. If he isn't interested, no harm. Otherwise, I work my way over and comment on something, if in a store, like Home Depot, I'll say something about the supplies or tools he's looking at to spark up a convo. In a club I might be more direct and comment on their looks or ass, nothing too raunchy which is creepy I think. When someone comes up to me and says "want to fuck?" it's a little too desperate. So I don't do that. Also unsolicited gropes piss me off, usually. Basically I might start out the same way I would with a woman, only it progresses a lot faster.

    A few weeks ago I noticed a guy in Homo Depot and smiled at him, he gave a little smile back. After a few minutes he came over and stood near me. I said "What are you looking for?". He said " I think you know what I'm looking for." That was really fast. LOL.
  • madsexy

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    Mar 13, 2015 4:37 PM GMT
    Beeftastic said
    huhwhat saidI don't think I've ever had cheesy pick-up lines thrown at me, or vice versa.

    Not too long ago, someone stopped me on the way to the bathroom at a gay bar and just said, "hey, you're really handsome." That kinda thing is always appreciated. I said thanks, but I was with my bf.

    On the flip side, I would study someone for quite a bit of time before approaching them. I would try to say something linked to what they were wearing or doing or even drinking, like, "I love old fashioned's too. Where you from?"



    This is great, but so often you get it wrong, and you look like a fool. Which means if they think you are cute, they will let it slide and give you an E for effort icon_smile.gif

    E for effort or E as in ERECTION? icon_wink.gif To avoid ambiguity I always wanted a D(ick) for my effort! icon_twisted.gif
  • madsexy

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    Mar 13, 2015 4:40 PM GMT
    strongbull saidIf I can catch a man's eye and give him a big smile that is usually a good ice breaker. Often the other guy says something to start a conversation. If he isn't interested, no harm. Otherwise, I work my way over and comment on something, if in a store, like Home Depot, I'll say something about the supplies or tools he's looking at to spark up a convo. In a club I might be more direct and comment on their looks or ass, nothing too raunchy which is creepy I think. When someone comes up to me and says "want to fuck?" it's a little too desperate. So I don't do that. Also unsolicited gropes piss me off, usually. Basically I might start out the same way I would with a woman, only it progresses a lot faster.

    A few weeks ago I noticed a guy in Homo Depot and smiled at him, he gave a little smile back. After a few minutes he came over and stood near me. I said "What are you looking for?". He said " I think you know what I'm looking for." That was really fast. LOL.

    That's SO true. The year I was renovating my condo (myself) I was in Homo Depot ALL the time. And it's true - it really IS homo depot. I will cop to once or twice going up to a hot guy whose eye I'd caught or I'd caught checking me out and asking him, "Do you know where I could get drilled - er, I mean, find a drill?" Hyper-cheesey but worked SO often! icon_redface.gif
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    Mar 13, 2015 4:49 PM GMT
    NeuralShock saidOh heavens there are too many.

    Are you a malefecar? Because you're working blood magic in my pants.

    Suggestively I'd like to pound you like our Elcor tanks.


    Show me your biotic amp and I'll show you mine

    I just got a rail extension upgrade, if you know what I mean.


    Is that from dragon age and mass effect? How weird
    I don't hook up since my early 20s so I just cock block all guys at the bar that come with puck up lines xD , last one was this muscle handsome Brazilian and I was just with one friend and he was getting drinks for us, I was alone the guy came to me probably thinking I was alone and easy target, the dude just grabbed my dick saying what you're looking for in here?, then grabbed my ass! I just said I'm looking for my friend and my drinks he's bringing ,gave him a pat on the back and left xD poor guy ,probably not used to hear no.oh well, I'm sure someone said yes
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    Mar 14, 2015 1:52 AM GMT
    nelo27 said
    NeuralShock saidOh heavens there are too many.

    Are you a malefecar? Because you're working blood magic in my pants.

    Suggestively I'd like to pound you like our Elcor tanks.


    Show me your biotic amp and I'll show you mine

    I just got a rail extension upgrade, if you know what I mean.


    Is that from dragon age and mass effect? How weird
    I don't hook up since my early 20s so I just cock block all guys at the bar that come with puck up lines xD , last one was this muscle handsome Brazilian and I was just with one friend and he was getting drinks for us, I was alone the guy came to me probably thinking I was alone and easy target, the dude just grabbed my dick saying what you're looking for in here?, then grabbed my ass! I just said I'm looking for my friend and my drinks he's bringing ,gave him a pat on the back and left xD poor guy ,probably not used to hear no.oh well, I'm sure someone said yes



    Seriously that shit pisses me off. I would be stepping over him as I walked away.
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    Mar 16, 2015 5:35 AM GMT
    *insert generic compliment*...then, "Why are you still single?" icon_confused.gif
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    Mar 16, 2015 5:52 AM GMT
    I think the best I've received were a couple of guys who just looked at me... Maybe ran their hands over me, then just turned around, bent over, and presented their asses.
  • WCROC

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    Mar 16, 2015 4:34 PM GMT
    Many have been used on me, but I have only hit on a guy once with a pick-up line:

    Me: When you go home tonight, burn all your furniture.
    Him: Why?
    Me: So I would have no where to sit but your face.

    Totally worked too haha