Hmmmm...zdrew smells......

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    Jan 23, 2009 7:02 AM GMT
    ...a conspiracy. (Well, I also probably smell, cuz I just got back from the gym. That's another issue entirely, though).

    I'm usually logged onto RealJock all day long at work because my job gets dull, I get ADD and need distraction, and I have to email back and forth with my bud dhinkansas and bitch about y'all (kidding about that part, maybe).

    Anywho, the point is, I never get hot- or buddy-listed by random RJers during the day when I'm online. Then, I go offline in the evenings to go about my real life. When I come log back on, sometimes random strangers have hot- or buddy-listed me. It happened again tonight. Why do they only do this when I'm offline?

    I was beginning to get really paranoid that the Internet itself was stalking me, tigerlike, whenever I wasn't paying attention. Then I realized the sinister truth -- the guys who hot- and buddy-list me when I'm offline are the same folks who turn my refrigerator light on and off when I open and close the door. It makes perfect sense, really -- they have to be really tiny to fit in my fridge, and also to fit in my laptop. It's become painfully obvious -- I'm being stalked by tiny fairies.




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    Jan 23, 2009 7:38 AM GMT
    Are the guys buddy/ hot listing you from a particular country? Perhaps it's day time there when it's later in the day for you? I've wondered about who gets to see my pic when I'm on... It seems like I only ever see the same 30 pics of verified ppl who are online right now. There have to be more profiles than what I see. I better check my computer for fairies. icon_confused.gifWho's this handsome clever zdrew guy... Oh duh hahaha my badicon_smile.gif Continuing search for fairies.
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    Jan 23, 2009 9:34 AM GMT
    we're not that tiny, Zzz icon_wink.gif
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    Jan 23, 2009 10:18 AM GMT
    I'm being stalked by tiny fairies.



    The fairy part might be true, but the tiny part--not so much!! icon_wink.gif
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    Jan 23, 2009 11:08 AM GMT
    eh.. tiny fairy guys?? )

    and seriously - evening (and night) is better to randomly list anyone..) and.. not just on RJ
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    Jan 23, 2009 1:32 PM GMT
    You get hotlisted?

    fuck off, zach...
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    Jan 23, 2009 1:59 PM GMT
    Lostboy saidwe're not that tiny, Zzz icon_wink.gif


    Yeah, zdrew. Did you check the heights on their profile? I consider tiny to be less than 1" and I don't think RJ supports entering heights that small. So how would you know??
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    Jan 23, 2009 2:34 PM GMT
    dr_jackl said
    Lostboy saidwe're not that tiny, Zzz icon_wink.gif


    Yeah, zdrew. Did you check the heights on their profile? I consider tiny to be less than 1" and I don't think RJ supports entering heights that small. So how would you know??


    Oh thank god.. I thought he was referring to me! icon_eek.gif
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    Jan 23, 2009 3:43 PM GMT
    funny pictures
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    zdrew said...a conspiracy. (Well, I also probably smell, cuz I just got back from the gym. That's another issue entirely, though).

    I'm usually logged onto RealJock all day long at work because my job gets dull, I get ADD and need distraction, and I have to email back and forth with my bud dhinkansas and bitch about y'all (kidding about that part, maybe).

    Anywho, the point is, I never get hot- or buddy-listed by random RJers during the day when I'm online. Then, I go offline in the evenings to go about my real life. When I come log back on, sometimes random strangers have hot- or buddy-listed me. It happened again tonight. Why do they only do this when I'm offline?

    I was beginning to get really paranoid that the Internet itself was stalking me, tigerlike, whenever I wasn't paying attention. Then I realized the sinister truth -- the guys who hot- and buddy-list me when I'm offline are the same folks who turn my refrigerator light on and off when I open and close the door. It makes perfect sense, really -- they have to be really tiny to fit in my fridge, and also to fit in my laptop. It's become painfully obvious -- I'm being stalked by tiny fairies.




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    Jan 23, 2009 5:11 PM GMT
    ROFLMAO. That made my morning. zdrool does have the finest shit (i mean, bullshit) around.

    Tiny faeries...indeed
  • Thirdbeach

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    Jan 23, 2009 5:49 PM GMT
    I think you are being stalked by some sort of Butterfly
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    Jan 23, 2009 5:54 PM GMT
    Damn little buggers ate all my food!!! icon_eek.gif

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    Jan 23, 2009 6:29 PM GMT
    *burp*

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    Jan 23, 2009 6:32 PM GMT
    Just as long as you don't smell like vaginas
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    Jan 23, 2009 6:35 PM GMT
    zdrew said*burp*



    That's so hot, Zdrool. No wonder you are getting stalked, and hot listed.
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    Jan 23, 2009 6:38 PM GMT
    Where did all my tuna fish go??? Those Little bast*rds. icon_rolleyes.gif

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    Jan 23, 2009 6:44 PM GMT
    Why do guys hot list or even buddy list you and never even say hey?

    .I can't figure that one out.
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    Jan 23, 2009 6:45 PM GMT
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    Jan 23, 2009 6:48 PM GMT
    Alpha13 saidWhy do guys hot list or even buddy list you and never even say hey?

    .I can't figure that one out.


    Fear of commitment
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    Jan 23, 2009 6:51 PM GMT
    e to type two words..hey bud or nice bod? ....geeesshhhh.... losers.
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    Jan 23, 2009 6:51 PM GMT
    The topic title should've continued with: "...end of sentence." icon_lol.gif
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    Jan 23, 2009 6:59 PM GMT
    Alpha13 saidWhy do guys hot list or even buddy list you and never even say hey?

    .I can't figure that one out.


    I believe it may be because they are new to the site and don't understand (I'm guilty), or because they may be shy and/or are hoping for a miracle response "oh, baby, thank you for hot listing me I will right over..." HA! OK that sounded a little rude. Or, or, or....

    I think it is fairly harmless. Only if you start getting random love letters... then it's time to panic icon_neutral.gif

    But without some kind of personal communication, it's kind of like a guy who gropes you at the bar and you turn around to see who did it and know one is there. icon_eek.gif Maybe it's damn little tiny fairy buggers...


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    Jan 23, 2009 7:00 PM GMT
    Actually, it was originally gonna end "...Zimster's tuna-scented mangina." icon_lol.gif
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    Jan 23, 2009 7:14 PM GMT
    zdrew saidActually, it was originally gonna end "...Zimster's tuna-scented mangina." icon_lol.gif


    OMG! I think I just threw up in my mouth A LOT!!!!!