You know You have a problem when...

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    Mar 16, 2015 2:54 PM GMT
    1. You bitch about having nothing to wear when half the crap in Your closets still has the tags on them.

    2. You think You are on a first date and are reminded of the fact that the two of You had a notorious romance in the late ' 90s

    3. You sign up for e-mail alerts for sale items at Target.

    4. You spend 7.00 for a cup of coffee served by someone named Megan who is "working" while on a cell phone.

    5. You hire a car to take You to Target because You got an e-mail that Mach III razors are on sale.

    6. You have seen more people naked than You have fully dressed.

    7. You suddenly realize that for some reason You have seen ALOT of people naked while You Yourself have been fully dressed.

    8. You do the math on the number of People that have seen You completely naked and the numbers are staggering.

    9. A doorman who was born during the Clinton Administration asks to see some I.D.

    10. You realize You have a list of qualifications for having a problem...
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    Mar 16, 2015 4:23 PM GMT
    most of that; first world issues. your mother can help.

    even so some of the "problems" are good things.
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    Mar 16, 2015 7:08 PM GMT
    11. You read ironic sarcasm literally.

    12. You have dinner with someone who pronounces Gucci as "Gucki" and You STILL agree to meet again.

    13. You go to one of those Dollar$ discount stores and SERIOUSLY look thru the dress shirt rack.

    14. you TRULY believe Plastic Surgery should be covered by Medicaid.

    15. You wonder about the size of Your nipples.

    16. You consider Plastic Surgery to "correct" the size of Your nipples.

    17. You devise a Medicaid scam.

    18. You overhear someone say " don't call me babe, I prefer if you call me bitch," and You actually contemplate the relevance of such a statement.

    19. Your Mother actually owns a machine gun and You grew up thinking that was " normal."

    20. You have looked for pics of that Guy who has the 13 inch penis, found them and just wondered what made Him cut His hair that way...
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    Mar 17, 2015 4:13 PM GMT
    This is fun! How about...

    -You wear headphones while jogging, even though they aren't connected to anything, to seem more interesting

    -You order the most unhealthiest food, but decide to balance it out with a Diet Coke to stay healthy

    -You Borrow your Friends Child on Halloween so you Can Dress up and go door to door too! Yay Candy!

    -Every time you order a "Fruit Salad", you cant help but giggle a little bit

    -People ask you for favors because you are single and probably have nothing better to do with your Saturday (..which is true, But I don't need to be reminded of that fact)

    -You have gotten so DRUNK...that you had to pee in a bottle to prevent wetting yourself while in a moving vehicle

    - More than one person has described you as "the guy with the funny face" icon_eek.gif

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    Mar 17, 2015 4:38 PM GMT
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    The struggle.....
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    Mar 17, 2015 6:54 PM GMT
    21. You wake up and say to Yourself, " This wasn't My fault, why the HELL am I paying for it?"

    22. You have very long conversations with people You are pretty sure You have never met.

    23. People You are pretty sure You never met have ALL of Your cell numbers.

    24. You use a pencil eraser to lift up Your eyebrows to see what You would look like with botched plastic surgery.

    25. You find Yourself out at a great restaurant and everyone in the room wants to be with You. Except the Guy who You are actually sitting with.

    26. Power Ballads of the '80s honestly bring tears to Your eyes.

    27. You actually consider purchasing a Sean Jean 6XXXL sweatshirt because it is on sale.

    28. You understand the relevance of Sean John.

    29. You spend more money on clothes than a mortgage.

    30. You spend 10 months redecorating and putting Your personal touch on EVERYTHING and suddenly realize You don't live there...
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    Mar 17, 2015 7:09 PM GMT
    @Cash

    "You understand the relevance of Sean John"

    LMAO icon_lol.gificon_lol.gif
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    Mar 17, 2015 7:33 PM GMT
    31. You read through every item on Cash's list and it's still the most interesting thing you've done all day...
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    Mar 17, 2015 8:05 PM GMT
    31. You have no problem with another Guy seeing You naked but have major issues with Him watching You get dressed.

    32. You have a deep conversation about Quantum Mechanics and bond with a Guy and THEN suddenly realize You are both totally naked.

    33. You spend too much time totally naked.

    34. 2BNAKED is UTTERLY Hot. No relevance. just saying.

    35. People ask You to come over and hang out just because You can lift stuff they can't.

    36. You believe that "ugly" and "poor" are states of mind that can easily be changed and "people" tell You Your "wrong."

    37. You wear a shirt open to the waist and act like no one notices that You look like 6 bucks and a cigarette would get 7 minutes in heaven...

    38. You have someone touch Your underwear but You don't don't their name.

    39. You keep hitting on Hot Dudes and then find out they are just Lesbians with better abs than YOU.

    40. You like saying "Big Cock" but, really You don't care...
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    Mar 17, 2015 8:13 PM GMT
    33. Why? Did you get hypothermia or something?
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    Mar 17, 2015 8:25 PM GMT
    41.The collar is six inches wide...but it's vintage Brioni, godamnit!

    42. All four dozen pairs of your draws are in the hamper so you resort to the "sniff" test.

    43. You ask a homeless person if they have change for a $50.

    44. Publisher's Clearinghouse has just informed you that they are in possession of a $10 million dollar check with your name on it and STILL you get excited.

    45. Greta Garbo has just asked YOU to dance!...wait a minute...isn't she dead?

    46. You just gotta be uptown in 15 minutes and you get into verbal fisticuffs with an 80-year old broad over a cab.

    47. You stock up on "day old" sushi.

    48. Since when is a 22-ounce glass considered one serving of wine?
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    Mar 17, 2015 9:46 PM GMT
    49. You're not sore from the gym.
    50. You're in your early 20's and lack a driver's license.
    51. You're playing video games instead of studying for your test.
    52. You can't activate your glutes when doing squats because you're too tall.
    53. You feel as if you can't date, live life, or be a typical 20 year old and feel worthy because you lack a driver's license even if you achieved your goals.
    54. It takes you 20 mins + to do the simplest tasks because you move at a glacial pace no matter how much you try to speed up your pace.
    55. You can solve any mathematical problem albeit with practice just fine, but don't get percentages for anything.
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    Mar 19, 2015 12:43 PM GMT
    I'm starting over.

    I do that a lot.

    1. There are 6 naked Men in Your living room and You know their astral signs but not their names.

    2. You Do That weiRd thing with Capitals.

    3. Money changes EVERYTHING.

    4. Cindy Lauper has meaning.

    5. Masturbation has lost its thrill.

    6. Straight Dudes make sense.

    7. You want stupid plastic surgery. Like shoulder pad implants.

    8. You wear wax lips around the house.

    9. You have actually used a penis pump and had a serious conversation about it.

    10. You went to a penis pump party, drank too much and wound up in Vegas.
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    Mar 19, 2015 5:53 PM GMT
    I don't think masturbation was meant to have a thrill, and why are there naked men in your living room? icon_neutral.gif
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    Apr 02, 2015 3:52 AM GMT
    11.) You've jerked off so much that you seriously considered giving your hand a pregnancy test

    12.)You get playfully insulted by a close friend, and think of a great comeback about a week later

    13.) You blow your nose and always check to see what comes out

    14.) Your face has made a vast majority of babies cry