Astrological God Level - What's Your Message from GAWD? Mine is ...

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    Mar 19, 2015 3:09 AM GMT
    Looking inward, Mercury in the 8th House
    16 March 2015 - 2 April 2015

    At this time it is good to look inward and reflect upon deep psychological truths within yourself. This influence often signifies conversations and intellectual encounters that have a profound effect upon your mind, causing you to go deep within yourself and make changes in your point of view or ways of thinking.

    This time is conducive to very deep thinking, sometimes including thoughts about your own and your loved ones' mortality.

    Reflecting upon these matters from time to time in moderation can help to keep your life in perspective, but don't get too carried away by thoughts of death, because this can draw you away from the here and now.

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    Mar 19, 2015 5:50 PM GMT
    And Gawd said, "Now that we've established that I was made in your image and am clearly a figment of your raging imagination, might I suggest you spend more time with the humans? I mean, come on, I know we're crazy, but we must certainly know this is a waste of your time."

    Or something like that. He came to me while I was masturbating, and I may not have been very focused on voices.

    So, I took his advice, and got someone to masturbate for me.
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    Mar 20, 2015 2:31 AM GMT
    My god comes to me while masturbating too! Seems our deities are a bit voyeuristic.
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    Mar 20, 2015 5:40 PM GMT
    mickeytopogigio saidAnd Gawd said, "Now that we've established that I was made in your image and am clearly a figment of your raging imagination, might I suggest you spend more time with the humans? I mean, come on, I know we're crazy, but we must certainly know this is a waste of your time."

    Or something like that. He came to me while I was masturbating, and I may not have been very focused on voices.

    So, I took his advice, and got someone to masturbate for me.


    Rofl, you just reminded me of an argument I had with some very conservative Christians about masturbation. One went on and on about how masturbating makes you gay because you're pleasuring the same sex as your own.

    Wat. I asked him why my parents were straight, then. I said that what you think about when doing it is what determines whether you're gay, or striaght.

    Another time the argument was over 'spilled seed' and hell awaiteth.

    Wat.
    I said that according to that book men don't shoot blanks. The reason for no baby is a barren woman. That got them, as they knew that men can be sterile, and then I pointed out that one single sperm fertilized an egg, but in the book they thought it took truckloads of the stuff. Then I asked them if the other 40 million sperm cells were then,'spilled seed'.

    Then I listened to crickets for awhile.
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    Mar 21, 2015 3:04 AM GMT
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    Mar 21, 2015 3:18 AM GMT
    GAWD speaks to someone born in the Chinese year,
    Wood Horse with Sun Sign Aquarius - 9 Feb. 1954


    Sun Sextile Moon
    19 March 2015 until 21 March 2015

    This is a time of psychological and emotional equilibrium, when the different aspects of your personality are in tune with each other.

    You can face your daily life with less effort than usual, which is bound to have some consequences in your material universe as well.

    Relations with friends and close neighbors will be very harmonious, and you may make some new friends. People will be at ease with you today because you are at ease with yourself. The routine discussions, negotiations and transactions of everyday existence will offer no obstacles.

    This is an especially good time to think about your personal and emotional life. Strains in that area can be corrected now, because you are relatively at peace with yourself and with others, and communications about personal matters should be easy.

    GAWD speaks to someone born in the Chinese year,
    Wood Horse with Sun Sign Capricorn - 27 Dec. 1954


    Sun Trine Mars
    19 March 2015 - 21 March 2015

    Today you will find it easy to be yourself. However, you should work alone and for your own benefit.

    It is not that you are feeling hostile or resentful of others becoming involved in your activities, but that you do not want to be dependent upon others for support or encouragement. Your life is no doubt filled with projects that you have begun at various times. You may not always be aware of their significance, and you may be acting quite unconsciously in some ways, but these projects are important nevertheless.

    Now is a good time to take stock of them and to examine what state they are in.

    If you must make new beginnings in your life to adjust imbalances that have developed, this is the time to do it. Otherwise put most of your energy into firming up the activities you are presently involved in.
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    Mar 21, 2015 3:28 AM GMT
    GAWD Speaks to Someone Born in the Chinese Year,
    Metal Dog with Sun in Virgo - 9 Sept. 1970


    Venus opposition Jupiter 19 March 2015 until 21 March 2015

    This influence makes you inclined to excessive indulgence, but it also indicates great pleasure, joy and satisfaction, if you have the sense not to overdo.

    You are certainly not going to feel driven by ambition and the desire to conquer the world. You will want to sit around and take it easy or go out and buy some expensive, luxurious toy.

    This is certainly not the day to go shopping if saving money is your object, because you will buy them, even against your practical common sense.

    Perhaps your worst trouble will result from overeating. A certain aspect of this influence signifies heavy, rich, sweet foods. A bad day for diets! You also may drink to excess, leaving tomorrow for recovery.

    This much must be said: you will enjoy doing it, and that is not all bad.