How Big Is It?

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    Jan 23, 2009 4:49 PM GMT
    Very often I get this question usually in a first email. Is there a good answer?
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    Jan 23, 2009 5:03 PM GMT


    Just say, "The inside of my hat says 'medium'"
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    Jan 23, 2009 5:11 PM GMT
    If you want to answer, answer honestly.
    If not, laugh it off and move on to something else.
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    Jan 23, 2009 5:36 PM GMT
    I assume you are not talking about your hat size!

    I would tell him that I have never had complaints and that is all he needs to know.
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    Jan 23, 2009 5:43 PM GMT

    meninlove said, "Just say, "The inside of my hat says 'medium'"


    we thought the above might be appropriate, as you're not looking for hook-ups and it seemed a first email asking about your size indicated just that.


    But then, we're old! heh
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    Jan 23, 2009 6:11 PM GMT
    this big
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    Jan 23, 2009 6:16 PM GMT
    Big enough to shut you up for a good long while.
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    Jan 23, 2009 6:17 PM GMT
    How big is what?
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    Ask why they feel the need to know in the first conversation.

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    Jan 23, 2009 6:35 PM GMT
    "Big enough to have fun with, but nobody gets hurt" ... icon_wink.gif
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    Jan 23, 2009 7:23 PM GMT
    jimib saidVery often I get this question usually in a first email. Is there a good answer?


    Try: It's bigger than your mother's icon_eek.gif
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    Jan 23, 2009 7:27 PM GMT
    BodyWork4 said "Try: It's bigger than your mother's"

    *Doug clutches head (no not that one - higher up!) and staggers blindly into wall, now completely confused*
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    Jan 23, 2009 7:56 PM GMT
    Thats just rude for starters!
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    Jan 23, 2009 7:57 PM GMT
    I give them my monitor size... they freak when they find out its a nice wide 15 inches
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    Jan 23, 2009 9:09 PM GMT
    Too big for the last couple of guys... How much can you handle icon_confused.gif
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    Jan 23, 2009 9:10 PM GMT
    AMT87 saidToo big for the last couple of guys... How much can you handle icon_confused.gif
    I've handled 12 just fine... I couldn't walk.. but hell.. who needs mobility hahaha
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    Jan 23, 2009 10:43 PM GMT
    I HATE size queens, or even just opening a conversation with that topic. So I appear to play along, and tell them the truth, either IMing or emailing.

    "I pass the dollar bill test."

    "What's that?"

    "Longer than a US dollar bill stretched along the top, and too thick for the small ends of the dollar to touch together, when wrapped around the shaft. Hold up a dollar bill and look through the circle it makes; I'm bigger than that."

    "Oh, wow!" So you live in..."

    "Sorry, gotta run..." [Close & block IM window] [Block email]
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    Jan 23, 2009 11:08 PM GMT
    One I heard today, 12 soft; 14 hard and 13 when deciding blow job or hand job.

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    Jan 23, 2009 11:24 PM GMT
    Big enough to raise an eyebrow but not big enough to hurt someone... unintentionally icon_wink.gif
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    Jan 23, 2009 11:35 PM GMT
    jimib saidOne I heard today, 12 soft; 14 hard and 13 when deciding blow job or hand job.

    Surprised he didn't also differentiate between full and new moons. icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Jan 24, 2009 12:19 AM GMT
    When I get emails that ask "How are you hung?" I usually respond with "around the neck with a rope."
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    Jan 24, 2009 1:07 AM GMT
    lilTanker said
    AMT87 saidToo big for the last couple of guys... How much can you handle icon_confused.gif
    I've handled 12 just fine... I couldn't walk.. but hell.. who needs mobility hahaha


    That's a valid disability...... You can now park right out in front of the store icon_razz.gif
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    Jan 24, 2009 1:13 AM GMT
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    Jan 24, 2009 7:24 PM GMT
    MunchingZombie saidWhen I get emails that ask "How are you hung?" I usually respond with "around the neck with a rope."


    That's the best answer by far.
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    Jan 24, 2009 8:14 PM GMT
    MunchingZombie saidWhen I get emails that ask "How are you hung?" I usually respond with "around the neck with a rope."


    Um... careful. It turns out some guys are into that.
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    Jan 24, 2009 10:35 PM GMT
    I normally say "I prefer to start with "hello"" or just "goodbye"

    If I actually want to tell someone, then "big enough that you notice, not so big that you cry"