IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY TO JMUSC85 SAY IT HERE!!!!

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    Mar 21, 2015 4:12 AM GMT
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    FAKE BITCHES!!!!
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    Mar 21, 2015 4:14 AM GMT
    Why aren't you out getting boinked right now? icon_lol.gif
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    Mar 21, 2015 4:20 AM GMT
    xrichx saidWhy aren't you out getting boinked right now? icon_lol.gif


    Well...here's what happened...


    So there's this totally hot but not too bright Puerto Rican muscle circuit queen who used to bang me back in the day, about a year ago. We fucked on the regular, but he hasn't gave it to me in about 6 months. No biggie. I get plenty of D so I'm not sweating it. So today he hits me up saying he wants to see another guy fuck me. I'm like "Great!!! When, where, how?" But apparently he doesn't even have a guy lined up. I'm like "Nigga, I don't want to be up all night waiting to get banged out. I have to work in the morning". So he's just taking his time. I really don't even feel like going over to his place anyways. Unless the guy is SUPER hot then it's not worth it. Another time boo!!!!
  • BloodFlame

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    Mar 21, 2015 5:04 AM GMT
    Have a good weekend
  • theonewhoknoc...

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    Mar 21, 2015 6:17 AM GMT
    Does your hole look like this?

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  • Buddha

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    Mar 21, 2015 7:09 AM GMT
    theonewhoknocks saidDoes your hole look like this?

    (that image, sorry I just woke up, once was enough)


    that escalated quickly
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    Mar 21, 2015 10:50 AM GMT
    Yeah. YEAH.

    I got a. Few things to say...

    First of all, I hate Your wigs. They make You look like a cheap hustler from Miami....oh, wait....

    I have a problem with Your dinner parties. You always pass out and the food is cold.

    Your Penis is too big.

    Cherry flavored lipgloss is not meant to go THERE...

    Slapping a waiter at 3AM does NOT make You tough. Just hilarious in a physical comedy kinda way.

    Nude modeling on a resume makes You look trashy. In a physical comedy kinda way. Trust Me, I know....
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    Mar 21, 2015 12:14 PM GMT
    Yeah, if you and Cash fuck, can I watch?

    {I really just want to see Cash naked in person! You? I have no idea what you look like. (grin)}


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  • roadbikeRob

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    Mar 21, 2015 1:04 PM GMT
    Hit the road Jack and don't come around no more.
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    Mar 21, 2015 1:27 PM GMT
    I want you to be my first ex-husband. My lawyer will draw up the pre-nup.
  • jo2hotbod

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    Mar 21, 2015 2:02 PM GMT
    Do you really love spazzy? Also what addition Barbie is that?
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    Mar 21, 2015 4:33 PM GMT
    StudlyScrewRite said Yeah, if you and Cash fuck, can I watch?

    {I really just want to see Cash naked in person! You? I have no idea what you look like. (grin)}


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    Oh THAT would be quite the sight.

    Him filling His nostrils with cocaine and Me just bitching about the food and having nowhere to shop...
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    Mar 21, 2015 6:36 PM GMT
    roadbikeRob saidHit the road Jack and don't come around no more.

    Hit the treadmill fattie.
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    Mar 23, 2015 7:38 PM GMT
    Yeah and furthermore...when You pass out You some how mange to leave more make up on the pillow case than You actually applied. How is that even possible?!?!?!?????

    You make a weird suction sound whenever You stand up from a leather sofa.

    You wore a tube top to a wedding and thought it was ok because it was Roberto Cavalli.

    You have been to the Versace House but spent most of Your time trying on Donnatellas hairpieces and wiping up Her vomit.

    You have had a Methuzala of Crystal sent to Your table but still have a case of Georgi under the sink.

    Your Penis is too big.

    Bitch called Me skank and I shot her. I have NO idea what that means.

    You like big breasts but still go for Dudes.

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    Mar 23, 2015 8:19 PM GMT
    Because it pisses cheap people off...

    You like being nude.

    You wish You were a porn star.

    You have done copious amounts of porn.

    Pazzy has to Google Copious.

    I wish I had a bigger Penis. I'm not really sure why. No one else ever seems to care.

    I have good Friends.

    JMUSMSC loves spam.

    he should have a good dinner.

    I know how to cook.

    He couldn't care less what I think.