Decoding Realjock

  • you_know_Its_...

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    Mar 21, 2015 8:43 PM GMT
    Inspired by the Grindr Code thread...

    As we all know, everyone is looking for their self interest, and can't be trusted to be honest icon_lol.gif What are common things realjockers say or do on the forums when they really mean something else? What do they hope to achieve?

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    Mar 21, 2015 8:47 PM GMT
    They say that size doesn't matter.   icon_twisted.gif
  • ThatSwimmerGu...

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    Mar 21, 2015 8:54 PM GMT
    Lumpyoatmeal saidThey say that size doesn't matter.   icon_twisted.gif
    Size doesn't matter. As long as it is above 6 inches, thick enough to hide a beer bottle when placed behind it, and shoots loads of cum. But size really doesn't matter right?
  • christastic

    Posts: 375

    Mar 21, 2015 9:14 PM GMT
    "Back then the military showers were open... insert multi-paragraph rant about the towel dance"

    = veteran hot points for me plz icon_sad.gif
    = my locker room voyeur cams aren't paying off icon_sad.gif

    lol
  • smegnificient

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    Mar 21, 2015 10:56 PM GMT
    ^^Lol @ the ones who find every opportunity to mention their military days
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    Mar 22, 2015 12:36 AM GMT
    Oh David!
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    Mar 22, 2015 12:57 AM GMT
    christastic said"Back then the military showers were open... insert multi-paragraph rant about the towel dance"

    = veteran hot points for me plz icon_sad.gif
    = my locker room voyeur cams aren't paying off icon_sad.gif

    lol


    yer a total jerk.

    Always remember that.
  • dilfforrent

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    Mar 22, 2015 7:43 AM GMT
    ^^overreaction much??? That was hilarious and oh so true, can't deny that!
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    Mar 22, 2015 5:47 PM GMT
    It touched a nerve obviously because it's true. You never hear straight men getting worked up over another guy's choice to be modest in the locker room.

    I also love the posts that go "he and I go way back and have met in person, so your argument is invalid" lol some people will say anything to keep a virtual friend
  • christastic

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    Mar 24, 2015 3:43 PM GMT
    smegnificient said^^Lol @ the ones who find every opportunity to mention their military days



    Because army = hot icon_lol.gif
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    Mar 24, 2015 6:24 PM GMT
    hentailover saidIt touched a nerve obviously because it's true. You never hear straight men getting worked up over another guy's choice to be modest in the locker room.

    I also love the posts that go "he and I go way back and have met in person, so your argument is invalid" lol some people will say anything to keep a virtual friend

    Just in case we thought you couldn't be any more shallow and stupid.
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    Mar 24, 2015 6:26 PM GMT
    Sharkspeare said
    hentailover saidIt touched a nerve obviously because it's true. You never hear straight men getting worked up over another guy's choice to be modest in the locker room.

    I also love the posts that go "he and I go way back and have met in person, so your argument is invalid" lol some people will say anything to keep a virtual friend

    Just in case we thought you couldn't be any more shallow and stupid.
    Thats kinda funny cuz I think it's so true though.
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    Mar 24, 2015 9:50 PM GMT
    bk11789 said
    Sharkspeare said
    hentailover saidIt touched a nerve obviously because it's true. You never hear straight men getting worked up over another guy's choice to be modest in the locker room.

    I also love the posts that go "he and I go way back and have met in person, so your argument is invalid" lol some people will say anything to keep a virtual friend

    Just in case we thought you couldn't be any more shallow and stupid.
    Thats kinda funny cuz I think it's so true though.

    No, it just reveals that the guy who said it can't comprehend actually having friends in real life. We make friends lots of places---online, offline. What makes them friendships rather than just sets of pixels involves genuine adult emotions, not just adolescent sneering behind a computer screen in mommy's basement. Fact is, as recently as 40 years ago, lifelong friendships, even marriages, sometimes began as penpal correspondences. The fact that he (and perhaps you?) can't quite imagine it doesn't make it less true, it simply shows that you're not real good at human interaction.
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    Mar 24, 2015 10:08 PM GMT
    I definitely see how people can make friends with people online. I've met all my friends just in regular life haha. Friends are good to have and hard to come by so if you can make good online friends then that's sweet too. I just think it's funny like last week when somebody brought up a particular person from rj but didn't necessarily say anything bad about them and then a bunch of people that "know him in real life" made a huge deal of it. It didn't even seem like the guy was trying to say anything bad about the person.
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    Mar 25, 2015 3:10 AM GMT
    bk11789 said
    Sharkspeare said
    hentailover saidIt touched a nerve obviously because it's true. You never hear straight men getting worked up over another guy's choice to be modest in the locker room.

    I also love the posts that go "he and I go way back and have met in person, so your argument is invalid" lol some people will say anything to keep a virtual friend

    Just in case we thought you couldn't be any more shallow and stupid.
    Thats kinda funny cuz I think it's so true though.


    Because it's only the forumers guilty of these things who are on the defensive and name calling their accusers "jerks"/"stupid" icon_lol.gif
  • you_know_Its_...

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    Mar 26, 2015 4:35 AM GMT
    bk11789 said
    Sharkspeare said
    hentailover saidIt touched a nerve obviously because it's true. You never hear straight men getting worked up over another guy's choice to be modest in the locker room.

    I also love the posts that go "he and I go way back and have met in person, so your argument is invalid" lol some people will say anything to keep a virtual friend

    Just in case we thought you couldn't be any more shallow and stupid.
    Thats kinda funny cuz I think it's so true though.


    Agreed!
  • highforthis

    Posts: 680

    Mar 26, 2015 5:32 AM GMT
    In Realjock, other forums, and in life:

    "I don't disagree" - I reluctantly agree
  • whytehot

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    Mar 31, 2015 5:03 AM GMT
    "I reluctantly agree" also comes in the form of ad-hominem attacks when the opposing argument couldn't be proven wrong, as seen a few posts above rolleyes.gif
  • Eli_jah

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    Mar 31, 2015 5:12 AM GMT
    ThatSwimmerGuy93 said
    Lumpyoatmeal saidThey say that size doesn't matter.   icon_twisted.gif
    Size doesn't matter. As long as it is above 6 inches, thick enough to hide a beer bottle when placed behind it, and shoots loads of cum. But size really doesn't matter right?


    Okay, so basically what you're saying is that size does matter... icon_rolleyes.gif
  • craycraydoesd...

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    Apr 01, 2015 4:55 AM GMT
    "Why is size such a big deal?" said by no well-endowed man ever!
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    Apr 01, 2015 5:13 AM GMT
    you_know_its_true saidDecoding Realjock
    Real: Something that is not fictitious or imaginary.

    Jock: Something you wear, or have sex with because he's hot.

    There, I just decoded Realjock. icon_biggrin.gif
  • christastic

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    Apr 01, 2015 5:46 AM GMT
    Just came across a guy who describes himself in his profile as "well preserved"... not sure why some guys compare themselves to an ancient vase or a insect stuck in amber. I want guys with battle scars, and body that has lived, not some lady busy putting on eye creams and the like. icon_lol.gif
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    Apr 01, 2015 5:47 AM GMT
    christastic saidJust came across a guy who describes himself in his profile as "well preserved"... not sure why some guys compare themselves to an ancient vase or a insect stuck in amber. I want guys with battle scars, and body that has lived, not some lady busy putting on eye creams and the like. icon_lol.gif
    I have more scars on my body than there are craters on the moon.

    Does that count as "not well preserved?" icon_razz.gif
  • christastic

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    Apr 01, 2015 1:16 PM GMT
    ^^as long as the scars are from injury and not disease lol icon_razz.gif

    Thought of another one:

    "Consenting adults" - only ever mentioned in the context of justifying sketchy behaviour and relationship arrangements icon_lol.gif
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    Apr 01, 2015 1:40 PM GMT
    Sharkspeare said
    bk11789 said
    Sharkspeare said
    hentailover saidIt touched a nerve obviously because it's true. You never hear straight men getting worked up over another guy's choice to be modest in the locker room.

    I also love the posts that go "he and I go way back and have met in person, so your argument is invalid" lol some people will say anything to keep a virtual friend

    Just in case we thought you couldn't be any more shallow and stupid.
    Thats kinda funny cuz I think it's so true though.

    No, it just reveals that the guy who said it can't comprehend actually having friends in real life. We make friends lots of places---online, offline. What makes them friendships rather than just sets of pixels involves genuine adult emotions, not just adolescent sneering behind a computer screen in mommy's basement. Fact is, as recently as 40 years ago, lifelong friendships, even marriages, sometimes began as penpal correspondences. The fact that he (and perhaps you?) can't quite imagine it doesn't make it less true, it simply shows that you're not real good at human interaction.


    As we're still cleaning out the parents' house after their deaths, we're finding those letters. Hundreds of them. Not just my mom and dad's but back generations before in the family. Oldest one so far is 1806. So how true.