Are My Manners Outdated? Do Manners Even Matter Anymore? I'm Confused & Conflicted

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    Mar 30, 2015 4:14 AM GMT
    So the other day I was in the mood for a lay. I checked around Grindr and nobody worth my time was to be found. I usually receive 50-100 messages a day from all types of weirdos trying to get in my pants. I never understood the guys who say they couldn't get laid. Anyways...

    I finally found someone I thought I could be compatible with. He was a little shorter than what I usually go for, but he would suffice. He was Latino, had a firm body and I had seen him around my $79 a month gym. He lived a few blocks away so he would be at my place in no time. So I quickly cleaned my room, and waited for him to arrive.

    After he arrived a few minutes later we wasted no time in getting down to business. I was horny and excited, but mostly horny. In a few minutes I would have a big, strong penis inside me. I was as about to explode, literally!!! But as I took off his pants, my eyes were presented with a horror!!!

    His penis could have been no bigger than 5 inches!!!!icon_eek.gificon_eek.gificon_eek.gificon_eek.gif

    5 inches!?!?!? And that is being generous. It could have easily been 4.5. And this was fully erect. I was shocked! I was scared!! I was confused!!! What is a power bottom size queen such as myself supposed to do with 5 inches????

    It's right at that moment when my phone rang. Thank heavens I thought!!!! An excuse to get away for a minute. I took the call outside about something unrelated and hung up. But I was still dreading going back inside. What would I ever hope to accomplish with this little stump he called a penis? I quickly devised a plan that the phone call was about an urgent matter and that I had to attend to.

    So I returned to the room and very apologetically said I had to excuse myself. As he put his clothes back on he began to complain that my room smelled and was dirty. I can assure you that it's no pig sty. A little messy, perhaps, but in no way that he described it. Now fully dressed I escorted him towards the front door yet he continued to insult my house and it's appearance saying there will be no next time. At this point I had had enough!!! I tried to let him be a lady and let him go out in grace, but he decided he wanted to do this the hard way. That's when I truthfully told him "At least my dick isn't the size of a pinky" and gestured towards my pinky finger. He screamed a loud "fuck you bitch!!!" and slammed the door as he left. I can assure you no love was lost. But still I must ask....


    Are My Manners Outdated? Do Manners Even Matter Anymore? I'm Confused & Conflicted...what should I have done?

    Have sex with someone I had no sexual attraction to? Or take one for the team?????
  • jo2hotbod

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    Mar 30, 2015 4:23 AM GMT
    Thank god for phone calls at the wrong (lol) time
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    Mar 30, 2015 5:45 AM GMT
    This is when you need to whip out your alien penis-sheath collection and turn that dude into Mr. Roboto. Or the tentacle-monster.
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    Mar 30, 2015 5:51 AM GMT
    Sometimes it's a shocker!

    Breath deep and move on.

    Kinda like being fucked with a big toe.

    They almost have to force it in and that never works!!

    lol

  • Rene_Aensland

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    Mar 30, 2015 7:35 AM GMT
    You're an amateur.
    Who the fuck doesn't ask for nudes before they fuck.

    And this is what you get.

    Noob. =]
  • venue35

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    Mar 30, 2015 12:46 PM GMT
    Well it was an awkward situation..
    Just be glad that it ended quickly
  • bobbobbob

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    Mar 30, 2015 6:16 PM GMT
    Your thread is much more entertaining to read than the one by a nasty old fat ass queen who goes around in skirts with a cane trying to get sympathy.
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    Mar 30, 2015 6:32 PM GMT
    bobbobbob saidYour thread is much more entertaining to read than the one by a nasty old fat ass queen who goes around in skirts with a cane trying to get sympathy.


    bahahah…. This!!!
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    Mar 30, 2015 7:52 PM GMT
    There ought to be some sort of service/app where it rings your phone after a certain amount of time. If your phone rings and the guy hasn't pulled it out then you can set it to ring again in another N minutes.
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    Mar 30, 2015 7:55 PM GMT
    You should mention in your profile that you prefer a man who is well endowed. That way it saves both you and the other guy a lot more time (Hypothetically that is, because people can still lie). I also have to agree a bit with Rene and his comment about asking for a photo next time. If you're gonna be shallow for a day about sex, then why NOT ask for a photo?

    Of course, its possible that you're not being shallow at all. Maybe you're being to Deep...(pun)
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    Mar 30, 2015 9:49 PM GMT
    I consider a gag reflex to be the minimum for a polite cock sucker. Preferably with some spit and drool.

    After I said "thanks, but no thanks" to a recent suitor I was then told I had knobby knees and had other physically unattractive parts (apparently my penis was still OK though).

    As a bottom you have no right to refuse his manhood. You are there to please him, not you. I would suggest however you have some tools and toys to ...ummm... supplement his inadequacies. You can assert your power bottom status with 12x8 utilities....somethings that will 'dwarf' him in all respects. Only then can he understand your needs, and realize he is out of your league. He will then leave on his own accord. You didn't have to say anything unpleasant enough to ruffle your tweezed eye brows.

    You may still be a bitch, but your manners are intact.
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    Mar 30, 2015 10:28 PM GMT
    Parody thread fail.
  • bobbobbob

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    Mar 30, 2015 10:39 PM GMT
    paulflexes saidParody thread fail.


    It's all relative to the "success' of the thread being parodied. Adventures with a 4.5 inch pecker is far more entertaining than tacky nasty fat ass queen groveling for sympathy.
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    Mar 30, 2015 10:47 PM GMT
    paulflexes saidParody thread fail.


    I think it's very funny!
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    Mar 31, 2015 12:12 AM GMT
    bobbobbob saidYour thread is much more entertaining to read than the one by a nasty old fat ass queen who goes around in skirts with a cane trying to get sympathy.

    Versus an old wrinkled-faced coot, who looks 10 years older than me, at exactly the same age? That nobody would give a glance at in a bar or club, or anywhere else?

    You wanna hava catfight, you old has-been? Go right ahead.

    And BTW, I'm not fat, and least of all my ass. How in the world you know what my ass even looks like defies belief. I am over the weight I'd like to be, as I've stated here, but losing weight every day. icon_biggrin.gif

    Oh, and that cane I use - issued to me by the US Veterans Administration (I also buy some of my own). For my service-connected disabilities. You wanna mock me about my honorable military service, too, you fucking low-life?
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    Mar 31, 2015 12:17 AM GMT
    southbeach1500 said
    Art_Deco said<

    And BTW, I'm not fat

    Who is this?

    Clockwork-Grue-Obligatory-fat-guy-in-ski

    I dunno. Do you know who that is? Sure ain't me. Doesn't even remotely look like me. Maybe you?
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    Mar 31, 2015 12:19 AM GMT
    paulflexes saidParody thread fail.


    According to who pencil dick?

    It's getting just as many responses as Art's lame thread...
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    Mar 31, 2015 12:53 AM GMT
    bobbobbob said
    paulflexes saidParody thread fail.


    It's all relative to the "success' of the thread being parodied. Adventures with a 4.5 inch pecker is far more entertaining than tacky nasty fat ass queen groveling for sympathy.


    I love how you say it! lol
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    Mar 31, 2015 2:48 AM GMT
    Art_Deco said
    southbeach1500 saidWho is this?
    Clockwork-Grue-Obligatory-fat-guy-in-ski

    Obviously not Art_Deco since he's not using the cane issued to him by the US Veterans Administration.
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    Mar 31, 2015 3:30 AM GMT
    Lumpyoatmeal said
    Art_Deco said
    southbeach1500 saidWho is this?
    Clockwork-Grue-Obligatory-fat-guy-in-ski

    Obviously not Art_Deco since he's not using the cane issued to him by the US Veterans Administration.


    Cute Kilt, huh?
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    Mar 31, 2015 3:32 AM GMT
    This thread is about me!!!icon_mad.gif
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    Mar 31, 2015 3:44 AM GMT
    jmusmc85 saidThis thread is about me!!!icon_mad.gif


    Not anymore darling! lol
    Suddenly took on Troll Ville.......lol
  • whytehot

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    Mar 31, 2015 4:53 AM GMT
    paulflexes saidParody thread fail.


    Your allegiances are showing.

    I actually read this thread, whereas I can already guess what that typical self-serving "am I the only nice guy left?" blather on the other one would be like.
  • bobbobbob

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    Mar 31, 2015 11:59 AM GMT
    whytehot said
    paulflexes saidParody thread fail.


    Your allegiances are showing.

    I actually read this thread, whereas I can already guess what that typical self-serving "am I the only nice guy left?" blather on the other one would be like.


    To be accurate...

    it's "am I the super sweet fat ass bigoted nasty 5'7" queen with a 40" waist who walks with a cane and limp and hates the disgusting fat people who use scooters in Walmart?"

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    Mar 31, 2015 2:13 PM GMT
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    it's "am I the super sweet fat ass bigoted nasty 5'7" queen with a 40" waist who walks with a cane and limp and hates the disgusting fat people who use scooters in Walmart?"

    Better than being a wrinkly-faced old troll like you, who looks old enough to be my father. And if you wanna keep mocking my honorable military service that caused to have that limp and use a cane, go right ahead. I'm sure the other military veterans here will appreciate it.

    And even if I can't run or walk well anymore, I can still bicycle. Well enough to pedal a bicycle 165 miles down to Key West annually to raise money for HIV/AIDS causes. Even when I was undergoing cancer treatment.

    And I wouldn't know about Walmart, that must be your habitat. My comments about scooters involved supermarkets. Where both my husband & myself avoid using those devices, although we're both entitled.

    I had to get his walker out of storage, so he can get down to the car. But once at the supermarket he has me bring a shopping cart to the car door, and he uses that instead.

    He doesn't want to be seen with a walker, or using an electric courtesy scooter. We see too many friends at the local supermarket, every time we go there. Sharky used to live almost next door to it.

    But yeah, I see too many fat-assed women riding those courtesy scooters, and denying them to disabled people who really need them. And then they get off and walk to their cars, which have no handicapped permits. As my husband & I both do.

    And for the hundreth time, I don't have a fat ass. Never did, never will. So you can take your troll slams and shove them. What I have is a big belly, as I've stated here, that is shrinking every day.

    Caused by my cancer treatment, and sedentary habits from being disabled, and is damn hard to lose at our age. But then that's a reason I'm on this site, to improve myself. Any why are YOU here, troll?