April Fools Jokes 2015

  • Danskerb

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    Apr 01, 2015 2:20 PM GMT
    Did any one get any good jokes going ??

    I had a few...

    My boyfriend has been away for a couple weeks for some work training so I sent him this message...

    ''Hey Mat, - I dont know what to tell you... we're going to have to talk soon.... so since you've been gone I've been kind of lonely, so i've been inviting guys over to the apartment from the grinder app. It's all been just for fun and of coarse with protection... but last night i brought someone over and they seemed like a nice person, and he had an idea to handcuff me, so i said sure.... and then he blindfolded me, and i thought that could be fun... but then he taped my mouth closed, and tied me up real hard. I couldn't move. At this point he started going through all our stuff, he took the silk rug, he took my pile of cash, he started trashing the apartment looking for things, and i was tied up and couldnt do anything about it.... I haven't called the police yet because obviously none of this is true. Its the first of April and I hope I didnt worry you too much. ha love you babe.''


  • Svnw688

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    Apr 01, 2015 2:25 PM GMT
    OP, you're gonna burn in hell for worrying your b/f like that icon_lol.gificon_lol.gif

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    Apr 01, 2015 3:33 PM GMT
    Not funny at all icon_sad.gificon_sad.gificon_sad.gificon_sad.gificon_sad.gificon_sad.gificon_sad.gif
  • jeep334

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    Apr 01, 2015 7:36 PM GMT
    I think it would be cool if Mat brought home some handcuffs. icon_cool.gif
  • bobbobbob

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    Apr 01, 2015 7:47 PM GMT
    Warning words from experience:

    Now your BF has a full year to plot his payback on you for that.

    Be prepared.

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    Apr 01, 2015 9:10 PM GMT
    If his first thought was "oh my god are you OK?!???" and not "he's cheating on me!!!" or "my stuff!!" then you have a keeper! icon_cool.gif
  • WorkItOut

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    Apr 01, 2015 9:31 PM GMT
    Officially announced selling my house of 11 years today. So, everyone who's read the post has commented and assumed it's an April Fool's joke. The joke is that it's real. I'm still letting the comments role in before I fire back with the truth. icon_smile.gif
  • metta

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    Apr 01, 2015 9:39 PM GMT
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    Apr 01, 2015 9:43 PM GMT
    I have a reputation as a joker, so yesterday was acting very suspiciously around the target.
    They started wondering what I had done.

    The joke was.....I hadn't done anything, they were worrying about a non-prank.
  • Eli_jah

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    Apr 01, 2015 9:44 PM GMT
    OP how is that funny icon_eek.gif
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    Apr 02, 2015 1:14 AM GMT
    Earlier today, I told someone that I met a girl and dated her and fell in love. Then I was gonna propose to her to marry me. He was shocked and confused that I was turning straight. icon_lol.gif
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    Apr 02, 2015 3:20 AM GMT
    Ha!
  • metta

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    Apr 02, 2015 5:03 AM GMT
    I saw someones car that was entirely wrapped with saran wrap and it said April Fools on it. It looks like a lot of people have done that before:

    https://www.google.com/search?q=saran+wrap+car&espv=2&biw=1344&bih=874&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=Xs0cVcfyCMyzyASe0IKoCQ&ved=0CB0QsAQ
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    Apr 02, 2015 5:13 AM GMT
    Samsung Smart Knife icon_lol.gificon_lol.gif

    http://global.samsungtomorrow.com/galaxy-blade-edge-chefs-edition/

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    Apr 02, 2015 5:20 AM GMT
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    Apr 02, 2015 5:40 AM GMT
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    Apr 02, 2015 5:43 AM GMT
    It appears that this cruel c*nt put her boyfriends sailboat up for ludicrous chump change on craigslist, and listed HIS phone number:

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    http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/boa/4959237447.html
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    Apr 02, 2015 12:27 PM GMT
    Some years back I posted an invitation to all of my friends on FB to join me in a month long, all expense paid celebration in the Cayman Islands, as I had just won the Powerball lottery.

    In the posting, I said that you'd be receiving a letter which would contain confidential contact info and private plane reservations regarding this trip from the law firm of Dewey, Cheatem and Howel. Dated April 1st. icon_wink.gif

    You'd be surprised at how much email I got from some, asking if I need their street or mail address or when they could expect the letter.icon_lol.gificon_cool.gif
  • Wendigo9

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    Apr 05, 2015 8:47 AM GMT
    for april fools. . . switch the salt and sugar, and changed a few clocks too, lol