I just shagged for food. Am I a whore?

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    Jan 24, 2009 7:37 AM GMT

    Last night I was feeling particularly horny. It's this time of the year in this side of the globe that it continually rains day in and day out. So I updated my Facebook saying that I "is horny@home.com", well I only got a feedback from a girlfriend and we ended up chatting on my update. Needless to say, I lost my erecshun instantly.

    Then I got an sms from this Croatian pilot from about 4 long blocks away from my place. He read my update on Facebook. It's been a while since I saw him the first time (we just chanced upon each other one late afternoon I was "training" for my 10K --any reason to go out in short shorts justified-- this is still basically a Muslim country).

    Well, he was a vanilla fuck... *ho hum*... but he's tall and VGL for his age. It was actually his posture that got me the first time. I only found out he's married (while we were having sex that first time), so I intentionally added him on my Facebook so he'd be put off by my antics and comedy routines [Oooh, another thread in my head! bless.].

    Anyway, I thought I'd bask in the rare opportunity to say "no". And our sms went:

    Him: Hey sexy, wanna come over?

    Me: Ha ha! How the devil are you? Are you online?

    Him: Yeah, just got back from flight. Not flying 'til Sunday.

    Me: Good.

    (This was me Facebooking and RJ-ing at the same time... so say, about 10 minutes passed.)

    Him: So?

    Me: I'm too lazy to move. It's cold, it's raining. And I'm headed to bed soon.

    Him: Why not head to my bed instead? We can order pizza, KFC, anything you want.

    Me: Really? But it's late.

    Him: We can order your favorite thin crust and half a bucket of extra spicy chicken. Have you tried that?

    Me: LOLLLL!!! Tried what?

    Him: The new extra spicy KFC.

    Me: Is that new?

    Him: Yes, or have you been serious about your health regimen avoiding all these junk food even after the marathon? Hey, congrats btw. So should I inform the guard that I'll be expecting you?

    Me: Give me half an houricon_razz.gif

    Oh the man fed me, alright! All I can say is that it was worth staying-in this weekend. I still have the whole Saturday at my disposal. So, am I a whore for being offered food as motivashun? I mean, I'd get very hungry after sex anyway...

    p.s. And I didn't ask for cab fare as he knows I live close byicon_mad.gif

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    Jan 24, 2009 7:54 AM GMT
    hahahahha

    Food and sex sums up the best expectations of life. icon_biggrin.gif

    (ooh, country music and tequila too)
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    Jan 24, 2009 8:05 AM GMT
    pshhhhh

    wait til you are doing it for gummi bears.
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    Jan 24, 2009 8:09 AM GMT
    LOL.

    Did he eat too?

    I say no.....he offered.

    You were hungry and horny, so what?? LOL.

    I'd do just about anything for really good fried chicken!icon_razz.gif
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    Jan 24, 2009 8:19 AM GMT
    i was going to write a decent response.. then realized it wasn't worth my time...
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    Jan 24, 2009 8:22 AM GMT
    icon_lol.gif You know what you are! You didn't have to ask us!

    Its like a pink FLAMINGo asking everyone if they are really pink! icon_twisted.gif
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    Jan 24, 2009 8:26 AM GMT
    Maverick75 saidicon_lol.gif You know what you are! You didn't have to ask us!

    Its like a pink FLAMINGo asking everyone if they are really pink! icon_twisted.gif
    #


    your face makes me sick.


    and zim, you left this detail out of my update! pfffffffffft, since I came out you stopped msging me :'(

    /wrists.
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    Jan 24, 2009 8:28 AM GMT
    One word: HoHo
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    Jan 24, 2009 8:32 AM GMT
    [begins slow clap]
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    Jan 24, 2009 8:46 AM GMT
    hanstl09 saidi was going to write a decent response.. then realized it wasn't worth my time...

    Oh please do... or at least leave me your phone number. icon_razz.gif

    Fable saidand zim, you left this detail out of my update! pfffffffffft, since I came out you stopped msging me :'(
    /wrists.

    I told you to Skype me last night. I ended up camming with Librarian and LalaPaulooza last night instead.

    And for the record, the ZiMsTeR haz feelungz too, you know!
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    Jan 24, 2009 8:51 AM GMT
    Yes, you are a whore! But that's why we love you baby! icon_wink.gif
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    Jan 24, 2009 10:12 AM GMT
    you have to ask?
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    Jan 24, 2009 11:37 AM GMT
    I learned that you can hookup w/ 3 different guys in the span of 5 hours and not be a whore. But you accept even a penny and you are the biggest whore on RJ apparentlyicon_confused.gif
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    Jan 24, 2009 1:53 PM GMT
    Bakejenson saidI learned that you can hookup w/ 3 different guys in the span of 5 hours and not be a whore. But you accept even a penny and you are the biggest whore on RJ apparentlyicon_confused.gif


    BJ, I think your post is more appropriate on this thread:
    http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/402616/ icon_wink.gif
  • rnch

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    Jan 24, 2009 2:05 PM GMT
    ah yes, the classic, time tested "F&F" (Food and Fuck)... icon_lol.gif
  • DCEric

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    Jan 24, 2009 2:43 PM GMT
    Wait a second... did you seriously say that Dubai was cold and rainy? Man. Don't take a trip to London or Seattle.

    /KFC whore? No you are not.
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    Jan 24, 2009 2:53 PM GMT
    DCEric saidWait a second... did you seriously say that Dubai was cold and rainy? Man. Don't take a trip to London or Seattle.
    /KFC whore? No you are not.

    London and Seattle? With the right man, I would.
    /KFC whore? Well the captain menshuned I was finger-lickin' good. HA!
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    Jan 24, 2009 2:54 PM GMT
    You did the right thing.

    I went to McDonalds with someone that was trying to get into my pants.
    He didn't pay. Not for my coke, not for my fries, not for nothing.

    No bootay for him............ever!!!!!
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    Jan 24, 2009 2:58 PM GMT




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    Jan 24, 2009 3:04 PM GMT
    Ghen saidYou did the right thing.

    I wouldn't have done it if the other party is younger than me. But then again there are lots of younger men who are much more successful than me by leaps and bounds. Glad that the ones I met were quite generous. So I give back my own share of generosity to those who deserve it.
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    Jan 24, 2009 3:12 PM GMT
    I think yoiu had every intention of seeing this guy and the fact that he offered you some food was just a bonus.

    Hooking up with 3 guys in the span of 5 hours makes you a slut. A whore at least gets paid for what they put out. They at least have some sense of worth even if it's for chicken or a Happy meal. LOL.
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    Jan 24, 2009 3:12 PM GMT
    ZiMsTeR said
    London and Seattle? With the right man, I would.
    /KFC whore? Well the captain menshuned I was finger-lickin' good. HA!


    I can't believe I set you up for that. icon_smile.gif
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    Jan 24, 2009 3:14 PM GMT
    To me, the most remarkable thing about this story is that Croatians are more informed about KFC's new extra spicy chicken than I am here in the US. Another consequence of the global economy, I suppose.

    I agree, accepting unnecessary cab fare would have definitely crossed the "whore" line, so I think you're safe there. But asking for a few antacid tablets before you left prolly wouldn't have sullied your reputation too much. I mean, extra spicy chicken AND a pizza AND a romp in bed; how DO you do it???
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    Jan 24, 2009 3:21 PM GMT
    No, zim. You're a pulubi. icon_wink.gif
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    Jan 24, 2009 3:24 PM GMT
    Guy101 saidI think yoiu had every intention of seeing this guy and the fact that he offered you some food was just a bonus.

    The thing is, if I see a guy and decide that he's just a one-off but is nice to have around, I'd take him on the friendship road; meaning, I'll show him my appetite and add him on my facebook so I don't waste his time to make it easier for him to be put off by me. It worked so many times for me that way and developed great friendships with former one-night stands. We just laughed at it now and become more open and candid.
    To me, if you we have seen each other naked already, let alone had sex already, I would not find it difficult to share some intimate details with you in the future, even embarassing ones.

    Red_Vespa saidI mean, extra spicy chicken AND a pizza AND a romp in bed; how DO you do it???

    The food waited. ZOMG, my mum's gonna kill me for doing that. She says it's bad to let the food wait on the table.

    Sed - I iz YAGIT.