You mean to say that some of these "hot stories" are pretty pathetic?
With you all the way. But I hear there's a storm about to break on the president preferring the toilet roll to come off the bottom, not the top. Now THERE'S a story!
And the parties are completely divided, with John Boehner saying that moochers shouldn't be coddled by thinking they should get as much toilet paper as they want any time they want it. The cure, he says, is to cut taxes for the Toilet Paper Creators.