Yogo for sex addicts.

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    Jan 24, 2009 7:01 PM GMT
    This morning I was browsing the net for yogo topics when I came across this article:

    http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0303/yoga.html

    It sounds like a farce or something the church lady would have written on SNL.

    "One Baptist pastor who was sent to covertly study the religion was nearly lost to the church in 1971. It took four deacons and three Landover ladies to pry his lips off of his penis, smack him across the back of his head with a few dozen Bibles, and drug him long enough to get him to a safe house where it took nearly 1-year in traction to deprogram him. Yes, it's true - ONE YEAR! to get the demon of Yoga out. Nearly a whole week longer than the time needed by Baptist ministers to get a Catholic to stop worshipping Mary! Creation Scientists were able to get the vital information they needed about Yoga from this Baptist minister, who still struggles with yogatic temptations to this day!"


    I was laughing when I read it but I fear it may be serious given the web site (landoverbaptist).
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    Jan 24, 2009 10:07 PM GMT
    friendormate said
    I was laughing when I read it but I fear it may be serious given the web site (landoverbaptist).


    Don't worry...

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church

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    Jan 24, 2009 10:17 PM GMT
    That's perfect! I was laughing so hard when I read it I thought it had to be a joke. The only reason I thought it might be real is that the nutty church in Kansas is not too far off. The advertisement on the web page also looked a bit nutty. So it is the ultimate church lady web site. I'll have to tune in more often.

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    Jan 24, 2009 10:20 PM GMT
    If yoga means I get to learn to auto-fellate myself, sign me up!
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    Jan 25, 2009 12:16 AM GMT
    Damn that plow position.
  • Buckle_Bum

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    Jan 25, 2009 1:59 AM GMT
    I thought it was the yogurt, sorry

    yogo.jpg


    Who knows, might work.......icon_question.gif
  • cowboyathlete

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    Jan 25, 2009 2:46 AM GMT
    Landover Baptist and Betty Bowers' websites are a scream.
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    May 04, 2009 5:14 PM GMT
    BEATS FUCKING A MELLON!
  • MikemikeMike

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    Nov 18, 2011 6:31 AM GMT
    MuchMoreThanMuscle saidyogapic2.jpg


    God, if I could do this would I really want to ever leave the house?

    And there would be no need for a boyfriend either. icon_lol.gif


    I had to bring up this old topic because no one cares about a guy who wore pink socks to yoga thread.

    If this guy was in a naked yoga class he could def make sure he wiped his ass well!!!!icon_lol.gif
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    Nov 21, 2011 3:53 PM GMT
    MikemikeMike said
    MuchMoreThanMuscle saidyogapic2.jpg


    God, if I could do this would I really want to ever leave the house?

    And there would be no need for a boyfriend either. icon_lol.gif


    I had to bring up this old topic because no one cares about a guy who wore pink socks to yoga thread.icon_lol.gif

    You're right, when I was squeezing my ears with my knees doing "plow" no one cared about my pink socks.
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    Nov 21, 2011 3:58 PM GMT
    pictures or it didn't happen
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    Nov 26, 2011 5:28 PM GMT
    Yogo?

    Yogurt?

    Yoda?

    Yoga?
  • a303guy

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    Nov 26, 2011 5:34 PM GMT
    Oh wow - i had totally forgotten about Betty Bowers and the Landover Baptist Church - thanks so much for bringing it back up - i needed to laugh this morning!